Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Cum again? Now it makes sense. I'm still working my mind around the logic of it all at the minute, Billy, but this is why I tried to temporarily put the brakes on the @Mrs Roops feud the other night. I'd noticed he was getting rather buddy buddy with you and didn't want him to take the piss out of you by sucking your cock. Sorry for misleading you, mate, but I was just watching your... uh... front, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Sorry for misleading you, mate, but I was just watching your... uh... front, I guess. Thanks mate. It’s good to know someone’s got my…uh…front. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm still working my mind around the logic of it all at the minute, Billy, but this is why I tried to temporarily put the brakes on the @Mrs Roops feud the other night. I'd noticed he was getting rather buddy buddy with you and didn't want him to take the piss out of you by sucking your cock. Sorry for misleading you, mate, but I was just watching your... uh... front, I guess. It's rather a shame really. He seems to cling to any passing flotsam (no offence @King Billy). Never ends well for him though and his card is now well and truly marked. His arsehole has been reamed so many times I doubt a morning after 8 pints of Guinness fart would register above 5 decibels. I guess some people just need to be loved. Needy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm still working my mind around the logic of it all at the minute, Billy, but this is why I tried to temporarily put the brakes on the @Mrs Roops feud the other night. I'd noticed he was getting rather buddy buddy with you and didn't want him to take the piss out of you by sucking your cock. Sorry for misleading you, mate, but I was just watching your... uh... front, I guess. Your instincts are spot on, my young padawan. DC is as slippery as they come, a cut-and-shut car salesman with all the morals and loyalty of a xenomorph. Beware The Ides of March, Billy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm still working my mind around the logic of it all at the minute, Billy, but this is why I tried to temporarily put the brakes on the @Mrs Roops feud the other night. I'd noticed he was getting rather buddy buddy with you and didn't want him to take the piss out of you by sucking your cock. Sorry for misleading you, mate, but I was just watching your... uh... front, I guess. Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Jesus fucking Christ. What? Did I somehow misjudge that PM? Because if so, the only alternative to you being a cock sucking idiot is that you're still in Frank's fucking pocket. Really its just a question of grammatical tense - you either sucked cock, or you're still sucking cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 @Dyslexic cnut stop with the PM shit before you even start it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: @Dyslexic cnut stop with the PM shit before you even start it. You out of chewin’ baccy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You out of chewin’ baccy? Whatever you want to say can be said here. If you can't say it here, fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Whatever you want to say can be said here. If you can't say it here, fuck off. Sleep it off mate…🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Sleep it off mate…🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 33 minutes ago, Goober said: He seems to cling to any passing flotsam (no offence @King Billy). Lots taken. I’m jetsam. Flotsam is a Papist abomination, invented by the lizard people in the Vatican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: Lots taken. I’m jetsam. Flotsam is a Papist abomination, invented by the lizard people in the Vatican. Oh well. Shit happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Your instincts are spot on, my young padawan. DC is as slippery as they come, a cut-and-shut car salesman with all the morals and loyalty of a xenomorph. Beware The Ides of March, Billy. ‘Et tu Brute’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Goober said: Oh well. Shit happens. Apology accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 On 22/11/2021 at 21:02, Roadkill said: Prove it. Call him something you know will get you coolered. What's needed is for the Mods to declare a Corner equivalent of The Purge. 24 hours of no holds barred cunting with the window of opportunity for retaliation slamming shut precisely at midnight. I propose December 24th. Keep Cunts Corner great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Apology accepted. In case you weren't aware (you can be a bit slow I realise) it was barely funny first time, Bill. It's not improving with age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Et tu Brute’ I've had absolutely no contact with Decs during the formation of this theory, Billy. For all I could know he's the mastermind pulling DC's strings - and I couldn't give a fuck if he is or not. But if he isn't, he's probably caught a sniff of fuckery from DC and his antics - the endless pally PMs that seem to pop up whenever he's in a difficult situation and tries to disarm it under the guise of "asking for advice", the neediness and the sucking up. If he isn't taking the piss then he's severely fucking insecure and shouldn't be on here and if he is taking the piss, then I reserve my right to tell him to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 20 minutes ago, Goober said: In case you weren't aware (you can be a bit slow I realise) it was barely funny first time, Bill. It's not improving with age. I’ve told you I accept your apology. Forget it. I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I've had absolutely no contact with Decs during the formation of this theory, Billy. For all I could know he's the mastermind pulling DC's strings - and I couldn't give a fuck if he is or not. But if he isn't, he's probably caught a sniff of fuckery from DC and his antics - the endless pally PMs that seem to pop up whenever he's in a difficult situation and tries to disarm it under the guise of "asking for advice", the neediness and the sucking up. If he isn't taking the piss then he's severely fucking insecure and shouldn't be on here and if he is taking the piss, then I reserve my right to tell him to fuck off. Fucking hell RK. I wasn’t implying any chicanery by you or Decs, nor do I think DC is planning to knife me right between DonaldTrumps eyes. I was simply responding to Decs ‘Ides of March’ warning. Shakespeare was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking hell RK. I wasn’t implying any chicanery by you or Decs, nor do I think DC is planning to knife me right between DonaldTrumps eyes. I was simply responding to Decs ‘Ides of March’ warning. Shakespeare was a cunt. I don't listen to hip-hop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve told you I accept your apology. Forget it. I have. I known the the micks are renowned for being as thick as two short planks, but I didn't realise a memory like a retarded goldfish was a national trait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, Goober said: I known the the micks are renowned for being as thick as two short planks, but I didn't realise a memory like a retarded goldfish was a national trait. Just forget it. It’s no big deal mate. These things happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Just forget it. It’s no big deal mate. These things happen. Yes, let bygones be bygones. Nothing to see here. Bill, I've heard (157.5 long wave) that Brexit could cause a tin foil shortage soon. I don't understand it myself something to do with big red lorry drivers. Or is it yellow lorries, or yellow lorry drivers not getting visas. Anyway, don't fear. I've stockpiled 500,000 metres of heavy duty 80cm wide turkey foil that I'll be offering to corner members at a heavily discounted rate (just £50 for 5 metres) should the worst happen. I've got you covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2021 Report Share Posted November 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Goober said: Yes, let bygones be bygones. Nothing to see here. Bill, I've heard (157.5 long wave) that Brexit could cause a tin foil shortage soon. I don't understand it myself something to do with big red lorry drivers. Or is it yellow lorries, or yellow lorry drivers not getting visas. Anyway, don't fear. I've stockpiled 500,000 metres of heavy duty 80cm wide turkey foil that I'll be offering to corner members at a heavily discounted rate (just £50 for 5 metres) should the worst happen. I've got you covered. I don't need foil. I wrap a wet towel around me head. It blocks the signal from the implant the government inserted back in the 70s so the security services can't read my thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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