Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: As usual you're clutching at straws which I put down to accumulated trace elements of tin in the brain and spending waay too much time scouring Google. The caveat I mentioned is within the report. As for Twitter, I read that the platform receives 6,000 tweets per second and vetting is largely done by machine so there are going to be anomalies. Fine art Renaissance pictures featuring an unclothed female breast have been "censored" by the Twitter logarithms though you'd be stomping your feet in a toddler-like rage at the thought of some pearl-clutching moral majority figure pressing the delete button. And no, I didn't look into the "specifically targeted removal of It" as I'm not insane. First the ‘Rhine/Rhône’ now this ‘logarithms/algorithms’ aberration? Geographical and mathematical ineptitude and don’t bother with the spellcheck excuse again, I’ve tried it and it doesn’t happen. So tell me, Hypatia, just how much of hiding did you get last night when he got home and his tea wasn’t on the table? You were warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: First the ‘Rhine/Rhône’ now this ‘logarithms/algorithms’ aberration? Geographical and mathematical ineptitude and don’t bother with the spellcheck excuse again, I’ve tried it and it doesn’t happen. So tell me, Hypatia, just how much of hiding did you get last night when he got home and his tea wasn’t on the table? You were warned. She Rhines on and on like a dRhone permanently hovering above your head DC. She can’t help it, and she wouldn’t stop even if she could. Contrary to what she keeps insisting, she is totally insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: She Rhines on and on like a dRhone permanently hovering above your head DC. She can’t help it, and she wouldn’t stop even if she could. Contrary to what she keeps insisting, she is totally insane. Mad as a bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ...You asked for info, you were given the same, graciously, and you’ve failed to cast any credible doubt on any of it, choosing instead to spellcheck ffs... I spoke as I found - I always do on such matters. That my findings didn't pander to whatever fantasy narrative you have in gaslighting the puntership with is not my problem. No worries, why not seek out your latest BFF and have a reassuring hug and sympathetically pat each others' bottoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 In case anyone has lost track of what the actual argument is here, let me provide a brief summary as far as I understand it. According to Billy and DC, Roops is now a representative of big pharma intent on turning kids into lizard mutants via vaccines that were knocked up on Mars. In retaliation, Roops has claimed that Billy has had more jabs than Audley Harrison's glass jaw. Finally, DC has allegedly self doxxed by revealing he's a 68 year old man who thoroughly enjoys Saga river cruises. I for one am looking forward to the twists and turns that will no doubt feature on tonight's thrilling episode. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: In case anyone has lost track of what the actual argument is here, let me provide a brief summary as far as I understand it. According to Billy and DC, Roops is now a representative of big pharma intent on turning kids into lizard mutants via vaccines that were knocked up on Mars. In retaliation, Roops has claimed that Billy has had more jabs than Audley Harrison's glass jaw. Finally, DC has allegedly self doxxed by revealing he's a 68 year old man who thoroughly enjoys Saga river cruises. I for one am looking forward to the twists and turns that will no doubt feature on tonight's thrilling episode. Maybe we'll find out exactly what make of yacht DC owns, or the covid safety measures used by Hungarian dentists? If we're really lucky, Roops might finally crumble under the onslaught, revealing herself not only to be a lizard mutant, but a lizard mutant who is a victim of domestic abuse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: In case anyone has lost track of what the actual argument is here, let me provide a brief summary as far as I understand it. According to Billy and DC, Roops is now a representative of big pharma intent on turning kids into lizard mutants via vaccines that were knocked up on Mars. In retaliation, Roops has claimed that Billy has had more jabs than Audley Harrison's glass jaw. Finally, DC has allegedly self doxxed by revealing he's a 68 year old man who thoroughly enjoys Saga river cruises. I for one am looking forward to the twists and turns that will no doubt feature on tonight's thrilling episode. Are any of them likely to have a meltdown or kill themselves? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 Just now, Bubba C said: Are any of them likely to have a meltdown or kill themselves? @Dyslexic cnut might get rather drunk and end up sleeping with @Frank again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: now this ‘logarithms/algorithms’ aberration? In "The Man Who Fell To Earth", Thomas Jerome Newton's use of base-12 logarithms was one of the clues that outed him as an extraterrestrial. I know some punters accuse Mrs Roops of being a Vulcan, but really! 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In "The Man Who Fell To Earth", Thomas Jerome Newton's use of base-12 logarithms was one of the clues that outed him as an extraterrestrial. I know some punters accuse Mrs Roops of being a Vulcan, but really! 🤣 René Descartes walks into a bar and asks for a vodka. The barman asks if he wants a double, Descartes says "I think not" and promptly vanishes into the ether LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: René Descartes walks into a bar and asks for a vodka. The barman asks if he wants a double, Descartes says "I think not" and promptly vanishes into the ether LOL. If Rene Descartes falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does he make a sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 5 hours ago, DCI Gene Cunt said: What's very sinister about Bill Gates is he's been buying up significant tracts of land all over the place, in fact he's one of the largest owners of agricultural land on the planet now. You won't hear the media report that though. If I were a conspiracy theorist i'd suggest he was plotting to hold the west to ransom by controlling the food supply, but that would be crazy, wouldn't it? If he really wanted to get the advantage over the rest of the world and create a super monopoly, he would have bought all the potash in Morocco. Maybe that's still on his shopping list for another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I know some punters accuse Mrs Roops of being a Vulcan, but really! 🤣 ‘Beam me up Scotty. I’m in a bit of trouble down here. This appears to be a Pre-Google planet. Set fazers to bore.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: If he really wanted to get the advantage over the rest of the world and create a super monopoly, he would have bought all the potash in Morocco. Maybe that's still on his shopping list for another day. The wanker is still only sixty six years old, so unless some non-binary event takes him off of the planet, expect the emperor to expand his holdings parabolically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I spoke as I found - I always do on such matters. Jeezus fucking Christ. This is epic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Jeezus fucking Christ. This is epic. She’s logarithmed off Bill. I’m stuck on The Great Eastern halfway up the Indus…just past Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She’s logarithmed off Bill. I’m stuck on Great Eastern halfway up the Indus…just past Paris. On the yacht? Cuntfucious is probably somewhere in the Himalayas or Andes meditating, and telepathically sending God his orders for work tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 42 minutes ago, White Cunt said: unless some non-binary event takes him off of the planet, The Brit Awards? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m stuck on Great Eastern halfway up the Indus… …….trial estate gyratory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: René Descartes walks into a bar and asks for a vodka. The barman asks if he wants a double, Descartes says "I think not" and promptly vanishes into the ether LOL. René Descartes wouldn’t be seen then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: René Descartes wouldn’t be seen Dead in Cape Verde. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: ‘Beam me up Scotty. I’m in a bit of trouble down here. This appears to be a Pre-Google planet. Set fazers to bore.’ "Its worse than that, she's dead Jim"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: @Dyslexic cnut might get rather drunk and end up sleeping with @Frank again. Frank is a sinister faggot at the best of times. The fact that he’s groomed DC into becoming his corner rent boy doesn’t surprise me. Tales of yacht travels and fantasy holidays only arouse the Greek piece of shit further. I remember when Alfie Noakes regaled him with a bullshit story about “dropping off a friends boat” that had kleftiko drooling and rubbing his shrivelled cashew cock like a possessed baboon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 23, 2021 Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Frank is a sinister faggot at the best of times. The fact that he’s groomed DC into becoming his corner rent boy doesn’t surprise me. Tales of yacht travels and fantasy holidays only arouse the Greek piece of shit further. I remember when Alfie Noakes regaled him with a bullshit story about “dropping off a friends boat” that had kleftiko drooling and rubbing his shrivelled cashew cock like a possessed baboon. Well according to @Dyslexic cnut, he was only sucking his cock for a laugh... so, apparently, jokes on @Frank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 Just now, Roadkill said: Well according to @Dyslexic cnut, he was only sucking his cock for a laugh... so, apparently, jokes on @Frank... Cum again? Now it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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