Dave Umbongo Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Is there a way to pay off a mortgage NOT IN FULL? Fucking idiot. Depends if you want to maintain a credit history that will help if you want to apply for any other financial product in the future, or even other mortgages for rental properties like I have. I might even have one for you if you've outgrown your bedsit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Depends if you want to maintain a credit history that will help if you want to apply for any other financial product in the future, or even other mortgages for rental properties like I have. I might even have one for you if you've outgrown your bedsit. Fascinating. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: This is not working out for you Bubs. No sir. Quincy is remembered by no more than three punters, and last posted about 5 years ago. The rest of the board have no clue what you're on about. Are you ill? He’s made me laugh more recently than any of your dogshit posts have, you fat fucking has-been. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 20 minutes ago, Bubba C said: He’s made me laugh more recently than any of your dogshit posts have, you fat fucking has-been. Imagine the ignominy of being considered less humourous than a fat fucking wastrel who was found dead in an estate agent's toilet with a shit inside his toothless gob. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Frank said: the recent sale of my mother’s property. The mind boggles…. A photo album of pictures of you with the head cut off? A court injunction ordering you not to phone the Samaritans ever again under penalty of immediate imprisonment? A collection of death threats from your primary school classmates and teachers? A reply from Dear Deirdre advising her to drown you and flush your dismembered corpse down the outside toilet? Sorry Frank, but hard as I try I’m really struggling to be a true friend to you. Don’t feel bad. It’s not you it’s me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 6 hours ago, Neil said: Quoting the wrong punter, what sort of cunt does that? Do you play snooker Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've got a 51% stake in an inflatable dinghy factory just outside Calais. Trade is through the fucking roof Doesn’t it have a door? Or one of those loading ramp things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: Imagine the ignominy of being considered less humourous than a fat fucking wastrel who was found dead in an estate agent's toilet with a shit inside his toothless gob. Frank could only dream of being as fondly remembered as that slithering worm, quincy. If I see another Rocky video, I’m going to end his stay on the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you play snooker Neil? I do like a tight brown 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Neil said: I do like a tight brown I’m desperately trying to think of awful snooker related puns that link to your curb crawling, prostitute strangling, knicker tearing antics All I can manage is Alain Rapeidoux Help me out someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’m desperately trying to think of awful snooker related puns that link to your curb crawling, prostitute strangling, knicker tearing antics All I can manage is Alain Rapeidoux Help me out someone Ronnie O'Murdervan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 John Virgo Intacta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Doesn’t it have a door? Or one of those loading ramp things? It does have a door which the local gendarmes used to keep an eye on but since they've got that £54million they're all out buying brand new cars for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ronnie O'Murdervan. Paul Whore-Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: John Virgo Intacta But not for much longer ehh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’m desperately trying to think of awful snooker related puns that link to your curb crawling, prostitute strangling, knicker tearing antics All I can manage is Alain Rapeidoux Help me out someone Gay Weirdon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Paul Whore-Hunter Alan McAnus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’m desperately trying to think of awful snooker related puns that link to your curb crawling, prostitute strangling, knicker tearing antics All I can manage is Alain Rapeidoux Help me out someone The (C)oral U.K. semi finalist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’m desperately trying to think of awful snooker related puns that link to your curb crawling, prostitute strangling, knicker tearing antics All I can manage is Alain Rapeidoux Help me out someone Stephen Offender-y 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’m desperately trying to think of awful snooker related puns that link to your curb crawling, prostitute strangling, knicker tearing antics All I can manage is Alain Rapeidoux Help me out someone Raype Weirdun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Raype Weirdun Penis Taylwhore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ronnie O'Murdervan. 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ronnie O'Murdervan. Cliff Whore-burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cliff Whore-burn. Stuart Biggun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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