Hammer of Cunts Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 On 05/11/2021 at 21:27, King Billy said: A dam good idea. Offa ly good 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like Mozambique. You're not the only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Offa ly good You're not the only one. I hate that fucking cunt. Have a look at some of his "paintings".* You'll hate him too. Pretentious fucking shit-kike. * 'The Drawn Blank' series. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Offa ly good I'd have given you a "like" for that one, if it hadn't taken you more than four fucking months to come up with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hate that fucking cunt. Have a look at some of his "paintings".* You'll hate him too. Pretentious fucking shit-kike. True, but in a world where Brooklyn Beckham makes actual money from "photography", I find it hard to be too critical of Mr Zimmerman's etchings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: True, but in a world where Brooklyn Beckham makes actual money from "photography", I find it hard to be too critical of Mr Zimmerman's etchings. "Elephants are great to look at but really difficult to photograph." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2022 Report Share Posted March 26, 2022 On 24/03/2022 at 18:57, Eric Cuntman said: "Elephants are great to look at but really difficult to photograph." Unlike Katie Prices cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 12 hours ago, King Billy said: Unlike Katie Prices cunt. You need to stand at a distance off to appreciate them properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 22 hours ago, King Billy said: Unlike Katie Prices cunt. Jesus Christ, I can't help but imagine it. A stinking, gaping maw with Harvey's vacant, fat fucking head half jammed on his way out, blind eyes spinning like a Catherine wheel. It takes a special sort of cunt to rattle his cock around that cavern knowing 'The Aitch' Hulk smashed it to fucking smithereens upon his entry to the world nineteen years ago. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 27, 2022 Report Share Posted March 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Jesus Christ, I can't help but imagine it. A stinking, gaping maw with Harvey's vacant, fat fucking head half jammed on his way out, blind eyes spinning like a Catherine wheel. It takes a special sort of cunt to rattle his cock around that cavern knowing 'The Aitch' Hulk smashed it to fucking smithereens upon his entry to the world. Like a Catherine wheel? Too funny, you stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Jesus Christ, I can't help but imagine it. A stinking, gaping maw with Harvey's vacant, fat fucking head half jammed on his way out, blind eyes spinning like a Catherine wheel. It takes a special sort of cunt to rattle his cock around that cavern knowing 'The Aitch' Hulk smashed it to fucking smithereens upon his entry to the world nineteen years ago. They probably just get sucked in on contact due to the catastrophic difference in air pressure caused by moving that much mass out of an airtight location. A bit like the Byford Dolphin disaster, but with her minge as the airlock. She probably has to use a rolled up Yellow Pages bolted to an anchor for tampons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 8 hours ago, Frank said: Like a Catherine wheel? Too funny, you stupid little cunt. Redundant old poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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