Dave Umbongo Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 21 hours ago, scotty said: That's what makes the problem pretty much insurmountable, as far as I can tell. Any gains made by technology will be more than cancelled out by continued population growth. I blame council tenants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 I used my bicycle to go to a couple of sites today and when I complete my mileage claim form there's no way of indicating what vehicle you used so I'm getting the UKGov rate of 45p a mile for using my bike rather than the advisory 20p. I'm beginning to like this carbon reduction malarkey, I'm going to be quids in, and my legs won't look like Fwanks' beige pipe cleaner legs. What do you think of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I blame council tenants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I used my bicycle to go to a couple of sites today... What do you think of that. Probably not a good idea on a Drewsday if footage of you in Chapelfield Gardens this afternoon is anything to go by: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: I do sometimes think that you're on the spectrum, Frank. Your frequent rambling monologues read like the sort of poison pen letter an angry and spurned autist would send to his unrequited love. Seek professional help, you Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time cunt. You've worked out that it was aimed at you then. The transparent cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is either modern art or something devised by David Lynch because I don't have a fucking clue what is trying to portray.?!!?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This is either modern art or something devised by David Lynch because I don't have a fucking clue what is trying to portray.?!!?? I think it was something to do with 'Cuntwad', who I never met. I might be wrong though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've worked out that it was aimed at you then. The transparent cunt. Of course, the needy fucking gimp. Mentioning almost every single regular member in his predictably standard rant, plus his recent oblique references to blocking and ignoring people tells me one thing... I've got him rattled to the core and desperate for my attention. He's not so much the puppet master as the puppet man, spazzing around in an uncoordinated fucking state whilst desperately screaming "look at me". What a cringe inducing fucking tosser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Of course, the needy fucking gimp. Mentioning almost every single regular member in his predictably standard rant, plus his recent oblique references to blocking and ignoring people tells me one thing... I've got him rattled to the core and desperate for my attention. He's not so much the puppet master as the puppet man, spazzing around in an uncoordinated fucking state whilst desperately screaming "look at me". What a cringe inducing fucking tosser. Look at the fucking size of his legs, that can't possibly be Frank, without even considering the obvious increased charisma, style and dress sense.........displayed by this puppet-man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think it was something to do with 'Cuntwad', who I never met. I might be wrong though. Cuntwad, indeed, the original "council cake". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Cuntwad, indeed, the original "council cake". I never had the pleasure unfortunately, but I assume we wouldn't have got along. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 38 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Look at the fucking size of his legs, that can't possibly be Frank, without even considering the obvious increased charisma, style and dress sense.........displayed by this puppet-man. Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 44 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Look at the fucking size of his legs, that can't possibly be Frank, without even considering the obvious increased charisma, style and dress sense.........displayed by this puppet-man. I beg to differ. Those inflated pantaloons are just decoys. Same goes for those Lobbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This is either modern art or something devised by David Lynch because I don't have a fucking clue what is trying to portray.?!!?? Why has Homer Simpson got a cock for a nose here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 20 hours ago, King Billy said: You really are a vile cruel cunt Frank. I had to read this shite 3 times in disbelief that you hadn’t mentioned me. I feel abused. Desperate, jilted, needy sycophant Cnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Desperate, jilted, needy sycophant Cnut. Poor barmy Billy .. I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Of course, the needy fucking gimp. Mentioning almost every single regular member in his predictably standard rant, plus his recent oblique references to blocking and ignoring people tells me one thing... I've got him rattled to the core and desperate for my attention. He's not so much the puppet master as the puppet man, spazzing around in an uncoordinated fucking state whilst desperately screaming "look at me". What a cringe inducing fucking tosser. Bring back Marigold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Of course, the needy fucking gimp. Mentioning almost every single regular member in his predictably standard rant, plus his recent oblique references to blocking and ignoring people tells me one thing... I've got him rattled to the core and desperate for my attention. He's not so much the puppet master as the puppet man, spazzing around in an uncoordinated fucking state whilst desperately screaming "look at me". What a cringe inducing fucking tosser. The glamorous Regent's Street in Great Yarmouth. 2.7 council house dwelling scum per square metre. That care in the community cunt is indeed cringeworthy. What makes it even worse is that his puppets look, and probably smell, like he wipes his arse with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, Goober said: What makes it even worse is that his puppets look, and probably smell, like he wipes his arse with them. Poonocchio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 8 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: and the frogs are intent on dry riding y'all A sexual technique the Krauts taught the cheese eating surrender monkeys wives, mothers, sisters, daughters and grannies on their ‘all inclusive’ road trip through the Ardenne and onward to Paris in 1940. The Germans were great admirers of the ‘black and tans’ though, and the methods they employed to keep their savages in check. They say history repeats itself. Let’s hope you lot have learned something from your rather poor showings in the past, though I very much doubt it. PREPARE YOUR ARSEHOLES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I blame council tenants. Super Tennents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Desperate, jilted, needy sycophant Cnut. 👋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: 👋 Erm…jocular irony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I used my bicycle to go to a couple of sites today and when I complete my mileage claim form there's no way of indicating what vehicle you used so I'm getting the UKGov rate of 45p a mile for using my bike rather than the advisory 20p. I'm beginning to like this carbon reduction malarkey, I'm going to be quids in, and my legs won't look like Fwanks' beige pipe cleaner legs. What do you think of that. Remember the extra 5p a Mile if you are giving a crossbar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Of course, the needy fucking gimp. Mentioning almost every single regular member in his predictably standard rant, plus his recent oblique references to blocking and ignoring people tells me one thing... I've got him rattled to the core and desperate for my attention. He's not so much the puppet master as the puppet man, spazzing around in an uncoordinated fucking state whilst desperately screaming "look at me". What a cringe inducing fucking tosser. Matthew Corbett's not what he was since he flogged Sooty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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