ratcum Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 things are getting out of hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 It turns out that Anne Boleyn was uppity, and now 'The Equalizer' and '007' will also be uppity. You're fucking right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ratcum Posted October 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It turns out that Anne Boleyn was uppity, and now 'The Equalizer' and '007' will also be uppity. You're fucking right! is there anything we actually can do to women these days Authoritah? I've tried using my cat to do some upskirting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I have tits but you can't just jizz on them on the underground. Well what's the fuckin point of them then love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I have tits but you can't just jizz on them on the underground. Well what's the fuckin point of them then love? On the bus, I tapped the woman in front of me's shoulder. "Excuse me," I said, "you have some semen on your coat." "I'm sure it's not semen," she replied. "It's probably yoghurt." I said "it's definitely semen, I don't ejaculate yoghurt." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It turns out that Anne Boleyn was uppity... ....and black!!! Who'd have thought it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: I have tits but you can't just jizz on them on the underground. Well what's the fuckin point of them then love? Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe: Husband begins new hunger strike in London On the flip side, I'd be quite happy if the Iranians would swap her for her irritating fucking husband. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 29 minutes ago, ratcum said: I have tits but you can't just jizz on them on the underground. Well what's the fuckin point of them then love? You could always go Hannibal Lecter’s associates on it, late at night, Rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 3 hours ago, scotty said: On the bus, I tapped the woman in front of me's shoulder. "Excuse me," I said, "you have some semen on your coat." "I'm sure it's not semen," she replied. "It's probably yoghurt." I said "it's definitely semen, I don't ejaculate yoghurt." Outstanding Scotty. I think the rot set in about 5000 years ago when they started wearing clothes. The demise of harems and then getting the vote were the last nails in the coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe: Husband begins new hunger strike in London On the flip side, I'd be quite happy if the Iranians would swap her for her irritating fucking husband. I can't profess to know the cunt CB, but I respect your measure of a man's worth. A pox on his skanky arse and muslims rape his dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: You could always go Hannibal Lecter’s associates on it, late at night, Rats. wise words WC. Women seem to be complaining about everything, why they've even got their own cancers now. Ovarian this and cervix that. Lump here and piss tube there. Honestly, they're starting to be a bit of a bother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: wise words WC. Women seem to be complaining about everything, why they've even got their own cancers now. Ovarian this and cervix that. Lump here and piss tube there. Honestly, they're starting to be a bit of a bother The cunts will be campaigning to have testicular and prostate cancer soon. Misogynistic cancer. Who'd have thought it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, Goober said: The cunts will be campaigning to have testicular and prostate cancer soon. Misogynistic cancer. Who'd have thought it. there's a pestilence on this land Goobs. Greta Thunberg refusing to do Playboy, necrophiliacs refusing to boff Thatcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Greta Thunberg refusing to do Playboy I can't believe that would increase circulation. Take that as you will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 29 minutes ago, ratcum said: I can't profess to know the cunt CB, but I respect your measure of a man's worth. A pox on his skanky arse and muslims rape his dog There’s a fair chance that box has already been ticked, Ratters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Just in the door and finished my first London dry gin and tonic.. watching YouTube and the lovely nicola white mud Larkin on the Thames with a black gal because its black history month..shes searching for her heritage..i normally go for red heads but nicola...i could listen to her for hours PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe: Husband begins new hunger strike in London On the flip side, I'd be quite happy if the Iranians would swap her for her irritating fucking husband. So a government that hustles all the crumblies from hospital into care homes to catch the slope flu and die will be worried about a middle class tit foregoing his morning muesli and quorn burgers? I fucking doubt it, somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So a government that hustles all the crumblies from hospital into care homes to catch the slope flu and die will be worried about a middle class tit foregoing his morning muesli and quorn burgers? I fucking doubt it, somehow. Depends on the publicity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: There’s a fair chance that box has already been ticked, Ratters. You're right Dylsexic and it really gets my goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Black livers matter CB. ..or at least to the British Transplant Service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2021 Report Share Posted October 25, 2021 7 hours ago, ratcum said: Black livers matter CB. ..or at least to the British Transplant Service PG Jew baiter. Put in some fucking hours, you lazy goy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 On 24/10/2021 at 19:07, ratcum said: things are getting out of hand On 24/10/2021 at 19:07, ratcum said: things are getting out of hand More Milliganesque attempted humour from your good self Herr Oberst? What was that advertising slogan you kept repeating over and over again and the little boys kept licking your arse? Was it “The Man from Del Monte says.....” No I think that was the one before. Good work Herr Oberst anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 On 24/10/2021 at 22:58, ratcum said: muslims rape his dog Careful, or you'll have Woofles throwing a hissy fit and demanding your expulsion from the site, the cunt just can't abide humans getting up-close and personal with his Poodles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, dave said: Careful, or you'll have Woofles throwing a hissy fit and demanding your expulsion from the site, the cunt just can't abide humans getting up-close and personal with his Poodles. Get back to chomping on a dog turd you stupid fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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