Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 In some fantasy bullshite world dreamt up by yanks, Superman has a son who’s bisexual (ie a screaming bender for cock) The new superpoofs superpowers must be cumfarting his enemies, screeching in an effeminate way and shitting without it touching the sides. His kryponite would be the smell of a fanny, using a condom and beer. If one were to don the tin foil it’d be easy to see this as a slow leaching of homo normally into everyday life via popular culture especially to those young enough to be most easily impressionable/brainwashed. A subservient breed of limp wristed weak cunts is what they want, something @Wolfieeluded to on another thread. The sooner humanity dies out the better- 100 years at best I’d give it, sooner if Marburg virus kicks off or another deliberate dose of bat flu is dumped on us by the chinks 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Can someone reanimate Charles Bronson and make a film about an ordinary man who is sick of gayness and bummery, and decides to clean up the demographic with a truckload of big fuck off type guns. Just call it 'DIE FAGGOT DIE!' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can someone reanimate Charles Bronson and make a film about an ordinary man who is sick of gayness and bummery, and decides to clean up the demographic with a truckload of big fuck off type guns. Just call it 'DIE FAGGOT DIE!' "Poof Wish". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Superman has a son who’s bisexual (ie a screaming bender for cock) Clark Bent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 What adventures he'll have - cottaging Lex Luthor, visits to the Terence Higgins clinic to get his blood pumped, raping and abusing his street trade twink 'life partner', before the inevitable drug fuelled internal injury and sexual assault related death at an out of control chemsex orgy. Fucking queers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Paulie said: What adventures he'll have - cottaging Lex Luthor, visits to the Terence Higgins clinic to get his blood pumped, raping and abusing his street trade twink 'life partner', before the inevitable drug fuelled internal injury and sexual assault related death at an out of control chemsex orgy. Fucking queers. I'm looking forward to the recreation of the opening scene to Superman 2. Instead of pulling the bomb laden Eiffel Tower from the ground and dragging it out into space to detonate safely, he simply shoves it up his arse and exhales a column of black smoke before returning to the 'Fortress Of Spunkydude' to have a nice wank over some pictures of 11 year old boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm looking forward to the recreation of the opening scene to Superman 2. Instead of pulling the bomb laden Eiffel Tower from the ground and dragging it out into space to detonate safely, he simply shoves it up his arse and exhales a column of black smoke before returning to the 'Fortress Of Spunkydude' to have a nice wank over some pictures of 11 year old boys. Superman will have to watch himself after he's finished fucking lois lane, the little devaint will be trying to taste his cock. Edited October 13, 2021 by Paulie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 8 hours ago, Paulie said: Superman will have to watch himself after he's finished fucking lois lane, the little devaint will be trying to taste his cock. I've got a feeling that by the time the film comes out, Lois may well be 'Lewis'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a feeling that by the time the film comes out, Lois may well be 'Lewis'. They're still missing the black poof angle; maybe he can save that Chukka Ummna bender from the evil 'white supremacists' before breaking out the fisting butter, ravaging his brown arsehole and dumping him in the nearest lay-by with his sidekick Stephen Port after the GHB cocktail has done the job. No-doubt Venables and Thompson will be part of the new look Beast Justice League as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Paulie said: They're still missing the black poof angle; maybe he can save that Chukka Ummna bender from the evil 'white supremacists' before breaking out the fisting butter, ravaging his brown arsehole and dumping him in the nearest lay-by with his sidekick Stephen Port after the GHB cocktail has done the job. No-doubt Venables and Thompson will be part of the new look Beast Justice League as well. Aqua-Man will be towing dinghy loads of stinking, buck-toothed Somali fuckpigs to shore faster than the home office can capitulate to their every whim and savage demand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Paulie said: They're still missing the black poof angle; maybe he can save that Chukka Ummna bender from the evil 'white supremacists' before breaking out the fisting butter, ravaging his brown arsehole and dumping him in the nearest lay-by with his sidekick Stephen Port after the GHB cocktail has done the job. No-doubt Venables and Thompson will be part of the new look Beast Justice League as well. Fisting butter? Have you access to Quincys shed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 37 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fisting butter? Have you access to Quincys shed? More likely he has access to your shed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 A kryptonite rectum should keep the gay supercunt away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 I can only reiterate what I said on the James Bond nomination, everything is getting the globo-homo treatment. At some point, the numbers of cunts watching will be so low the business model will have to change. In other words switch the fucking thing off or don’t go to watch it and it will fall in on itself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 hours ago, The Beast said: I can only reiterate what I said on the James Bond nomination, everything is getting the globo-homo treatment. At some point, the numbers of cunts watching will be so low the business model will have to change. In other words switch the fucking thing off or don’t go to watch it and it will fall in on itself. Its a very strange bit of super aggressive social engineering coming from every aspect of Hollywood these days. Wonder if they're all just trying to pull a big Kevin Spacey "yes, we all tried to fiddle kids at some point, but we were drunk and we're gay now, so..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 hours ago, The Beast said: I can only reiterate what I said on the James Bond nomination, everything is getting the globo-homo treatment. At some point, the numbers of cunts watching will be so low the business model will have to change. In other words switch the fucking thing off or don’t go to watch it and it will fall in on itself. It's purely to get a reaction and stir shit up, for want of a better expression. The cunts could quite easily come up with a brand new superhero, who goes into a public toilet to change into a spunk-encrusted leotard, makes all the bad guys HIV positive, and defeats his straight, white nemesis by farting a giant used condom over him; but they won't. Because sane people will rightly call it out as an absolute shower of shit whilst it fades into obscurity, except perhaps among the poofs and trannies. What they do instead is hijack current popular characters, and completely retcon a new race or arsebanditry into their backstory hoping it will find a new audience among chutters and indignant minorities, and boil the piss of the old fans of said franchise. This practically guarantees a pushback from ordinary folk, and therefore enforces the need for "awareness" and "societal changes." As you rightly said, it's best to just fuck the whole lot off and let them have it. At the risk of sounding like a morgue-cheater, 90% of new TV programmes and films are utter fucking wank anyway, whether they're as gay as a scented candle or not. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 The Pink Lantern Harley Queer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Pink Lantern Harley Queer Scatman & Nobbin Watchmen (naked) Guardians Of The Gaylaxy Iron-ManWomanThing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Scatman & Nobbin Watchmen (naked) Guardians Of The Gaylaxy Iron-ManWomanThing The Silver Fister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Silver Fister Baredevil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 Doctor Strange. No, wait, that’s real. The Thing. No, fuck it, that’s real too. The Flash. Oh, come on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 They might as well relocate him from Metropolis to San Francisco and put him in a pair of leather chaps. Even Spiderman’s a fucking Mexican now, thanks to the multiverse - although, on the plus side, Spider Gwen can spin on my knob whenever she likes. Speaking of spinning, Rorschach must be turning in his grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They might as well relocate him from Metropolis to San Francisco and put him in a pair of leather chaps. Even Spiderman’s a fucking Mexican now, thanks to the multiverse - although, on the plus side, Spider Gwen can spin on my knob whenever she likes. Speaking of spinning, Rorschach must be turning in his grave. I can't wait to see how they interpret the "Kneel before Zod" scene. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 20:03, Stubby Pecker said: If one were to don the tin foil Come on Stubbs. We’re never going to do that. Not me anyway. FFS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 21:36, Eric Cuntman said: Can someone reanimate Charles Bronson and make a film about an ordinary man who is sick of gayness and bummery, ‘DONALD J TRUMP. The movie’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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