Guest Paulie Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 It's just fucking happened. Gas an gut pains, thought it was wind, but no, the brown stuff fired out my orifice. Are there any doctors in the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 Spunk is a laxative. You're fucked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Paulie said: It's just fucking happened. Gas an gut pains, thought it was wind, but no, the brown stuff fired out my orifice. Are there any doctors in the house? You might need a doctor of divinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Paulie said: It's just fucking happened. Gas an gut pains, thought it was wind, but no, the brown stuff fired out my orifice. Are there any doctors in the house? ‘NURRRRSE!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Paulie said: It's just fucking happened. Gas an gut pains, thought it was wind, but no, the brown stuff fired out my orifice. Are there any doctors in the house? Here! You have bowel cancer. Now fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 I knew a bloke, ugly little vile cunt flanker for the rugby team. Regularly did the ‘Triple Crown’ when rat—arsed. Pissed, puked and shat the bed, usually all over his missus who was a stunner btw. She calmly used to get up, take a shower, sponge him down, change the sheets and go back to sleep. When the filthy Cunt came downstairs the following day she’d be in the kitchen with a full cooked breakfast for him to ‘settle his poorly tummy’ and never mentioned his latest 4am faecal extravaganza. Some guys have all the luck eh? @camberwell gypsy are you like this with your fella? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I knew a bloke, ugly little vile cunt flanker for the rugby team. Regularly did the ‘Triple Crown’ when rat—arsed. Pissed, puked and shat the bed, usually all over his missus who was a stunner btw. She calmly used to get up, take a shower, sponge him down, change the sheets and go back to sleep. When the filthy Cunt came downstairs the following day she’d be in the kitchen with a full cooked breakfast for him to ‘settle his poorly tummy’ and never mentioned his latest 4am faecal extravaganza. Some guys have all the luck eh? @camberwell gypsy are you like this with your fella? Still less harmful than sharing a bed with Gareth Thomas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 Mother of God, don't mention scat, Dickless & Woofles will be on you like bats-on-a-donkey, they're totally fuckin' obsessed with the subject, almost as much as their preoccupation with large cocks, and their love of small dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I knew a bloke, ugly little vile cunt flanker for the rugby team. North Walsham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Paulie said: Still less harmful than sharing a bed with Gareth Thomas. Have you discussed this with Dickless & Woofles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 56 minutes ago, dave said: Mother of God, don't mention scat, Dickless & Woofles will be on you like bats-on-a-donkey, they're totally fuckin' obsessed with the subject, almost as much as their preoccupation with large cocks, and their love of small dogs. I see......do you feel like you're being abused on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 12 minutes ago, Paulie said: I see......do you feel like you're being abused on here? Nine out of the last fourteen of his posts have either been about me or a response to something that I've posted. If I didn't know better I'd be thinking that he wanted to fuck me, but alas my nose isn't wet and I don't have a tail, so I can safely assume that I'm not his type. In conclusion, I can only guess that he's rattled to fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, Paulie said: I see......do you feel like you're being abused on here? No more than any other cunt, but that pair of closet-hoggers are obsessed with their petty, personal vendattas, against other posters, rather than 'cunting'. Still, I suppose it keeps them off the streets, care in the community, and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 17 hours ago, Paulie said: It's just fucking happened. Gas an gut pains, thought it was wind, but no, the brown stuff fired out my orifice. Are there any doctors in the house? Try phasing out the rampant bum sex with half a dozen multi coloured partners before bed. This should stop your stools being pulverized into gravy and leaking out with your cum drenched farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Try phasing out the rampant bum sex with half a dozen multi coloured partners before bed. This should stop your stools being pulverized into gravy and leaking out with your cum drenched farts. You'd place your face close enough to feel the brown spray of one of my noble expulsions, rub it all over your mouth and felch your civil partner with the residue, and don't you deny it. I've got your number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 19 hours ago, Paulie said: It's just fucking happened. Gas an gut pains, thought it was wind, but no, the brown stuff fired out my orifice. Are there any doctors in the house? A tin of prunes and some hot curry should fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 5 hours ago, dave said: North Walsham? Nuneaton…one horrible little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Paulie said: You'd place your face close enough to feel the brown spray of one of my noble expulsions, rub it all over your mouth and felch your civil partner with the residue, and don't you deny it. I've got your number. I’ll give that one a miss thanks. Anything scatt related @daves yer man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I knew a bloke, ugly little vile cunt flanker for the rugby team. Regularly did the ‘Triple Crown’ when rat—arsed. Pissed, puked and shat the bed, usually all over his missus who was a stunner btw. She calmly used to get up, take a shower, sponge him down, change the sheets and go back to sleep. When the filthy Cunt came downstairs the following day she’d be in the kitchen with a full cooked breakfast for him to ‘settle his poorly tummy’ and never mentioned his latest 4am faecal extravaganza. Some guys have all the luck eh? @camberwell gypsy are you like this with your fella? Thank fuck you mentioned that he’s a flanker, thereby immediately ruling out Danny Cipriani, the completely respectable flyhalf/fullback, who’s been plastered all over the tabloids for years now, acting the complete cunt, refusing to get a round in, and crawling out of top celebrity nightclubs with you, keks oozing shite from every exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ll give that one a miss thanks. Anything scatt related @daves yer man Did someone say ‘Yer Man’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Thank fuck you mentioned that he’s a flanker, thereby immediately ruling out Danny Cipriani, the completely respectable flyhalf/fullback, who’s been plastered all over the tabloids for years now, acting the complete cunt, refusing to get a round in, and crawling out of top celebrity nightclubs with you, keks oozing shite from every exit. Times I’ve been left clutching an empty glass with that cunt, Bill. Fuckin shameful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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