Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Yet another thing that gets my goat is that retarded advert on the telly for sum-up, the credit card company. Some tosser says the card can take contactless payments electronically (like that's some fucking revelation. Newsflash wankers, every organisation worth their salt does that) and the fucking cast of the United Nations goes ooooooooooooooooohhhhh, in unison. Fucking enraging, closest I've ever come to putting my size 10 through the boob-tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 28 minutes ago, Paulie said: Yet another thing that gets my goat is that retarded advert on the telly for sum-up, the credit card company. Some tosser says the card can take contactless payments electronically (like that's some fucking revelation. Newsflash wankers, every organisation worth their salt does that) and the fucking cast of the United Nations goes ooooooooooooooooohhhhh, in unison. Fucking enraging, closest I've ever come to putting my size 10 through the boob-tube. Don't know it. Is it on YouTube? If so put it on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't know it. Is it on YouTube? If so put it on here It's on the telly, I'm not searching YouCunt for that shit. Just writing about it is enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Paulie said: Yet another thing that gets my goat is that retarded advert on the telly for sum-up, the credit card company. Some tosser says the card can take contactless payments electronically (like that's some fucking revelation. Newsflash wankers, every organisation worth their salt does that) and the fucking cast of the United Nations goes ooooooooooooooooohhhhh, in unison. Fucking enraging, closest I've ever come to putting my size 10 through the boob-tube. You live a thrilling life Next time it comes on down a pint of drain cleaner, you fucking knob head 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You live a thrilling life Next time it comes on down a pint of drain cleaner, you fucking knob head Would you like to suck my dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Paulie said: Would you like to suck my dick? You've been trawling the archives for classic CC catchphrases and attempting to trick poor @Stubby Pecker that you're his beloved Quincy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You've been trawling the archives for classic CC catchphrases and attempting to trick poor @Stubby Pecker that you're his beloved Quincy. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Paulie said: Would you like to suck my dick? Listen to me boy, lest you be schooled by the pecker… I’m 100% sure your fave pastime is wrapping a ghastly yellow tie around your fat fucking neck and strangle wanking to thoughts of taking a dump in someone’s mouth Am i warm? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Paulie said: Eh? Don't act the fucking innocent cunt with me.* *twitches pecs like Bolo Yeung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't act the fucking innocent cunt with me.* *twitches pecs like Bolo Yeung That’s the second time a touch of the Bolo Yeungs has been mentioned of late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Don't act the fucking innocent cunt with me.* *twitches pecs like Bolo Yeung Who's Bolo Yeung? Don't play hard to get you cunt. Fuck it, I'm off to bed. This is too confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Just now, Paulie said: Who's Bolo Yeung? Don't play hard to get you cunt. Fuck it, I'm off to bed. This is too confusing. Night John Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Night John Boy. ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Night John Boy. Night Jim Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Listen to me boy, lest you be schooled by the pecker… I’m 100% sure your fave pastime is wrapping a ghastly yellow tie around your fat fucking neck and strangle wanking to thoughts of taking a dump in someone’s mouth Am i warm? Depends how long ago the shit you took was, it ain't gonna stay warm forever you stupid cunt. Fuck off anyway, you cunt, stick a shitty toblerone up your ass for the night and think of me while you're doing it. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 42 minutes ago, Paulie said: Would you like to suck my dick? And you were doing so well… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: And you were doing so well… Who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Im just in from a gig tonight..some 50 sonthin lawyer skum throwin a partay for his 30 suntin girlfriend paid an eyewaterin amount of money to have a band play of a wet monday night and tipped us all by card ...i had me sumup with me in me 99 citroen despatch ..modern tech eh.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 36 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Im just in from a gig tonight..some 50 sonthin lawyer skum throwin a partay for his 30 suntin girlfriend paid an eyewaterin amount of money to have a band play of a wet monday night and tipped us all by card ...i had me sumup with me in me 99 citroen despatch ..modern tech eh.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Right, but did everybody go oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, when payment was made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Paulie said: Right, but did everybody go oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, when payment was made? Well i remained nonchalant when the 100 a skull went thru like it was a regular occurrence PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Just now, PANZER MURPHY said: Well i remained nonchalant when the 100 a skull went thru like it was a regular occurrence PANZERMURPHYBABY Fuck it, I didn't get any of that, but have a like anyway you saxy beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 If ya ever learn anything..learn the sax..its comical to see some fat lad do Eddie moneys take me home tonight usin his fingers n his bimbo lappin it up...im such a hoe PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 10 hours ago, Paulie said: Yet another thing that gets my goat is that retarded advert on the telly for sum-up, the credit card company. Some tosser says the card can take contactless payments electronically (like that's some fucking revelation. Newsflash wankers, every organisation worth their salt does that) and the fucking cast of the United Nations goes ooooooooooooooooohhhhh, in unison. Fucking enraging, closest I've ever come to putting my size 10 through the boob-tube. Yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 10 hours ago, Paulie said: Who's Bolo Yeung? Don't play hard to get you cunt. Fuck it, I'm off to bed. This is too confusing. Bolo Yeung was a big yellow thing. No, not big bird from Sesame Street but a Chinese martial artist and bodybuilder. If I'm not mistaken his latest press coverage involved him fiddling with the cock of a young boy in the changing room of a gym. I would quickly disassociate yourself from this Bolo Yeung character if I were you @Eric Cuntman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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