Guest Paulie Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 What a pile of shit. What, what is the point of this rubbish? You would think having two genuinely entertaining comics doing a show together would be a least mildly amusing, but no. All they did was fish! Just standing by a fucking riverbank like a pair a boring geriatric old cunts, no jokes, no nothing. What was the point of having them make that program, you could have made the very same show with Dave Smith from No 38 and his mate from the pub Dull Simon. Pointless shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Memo to TV execs - Do a spin-off titled Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fisting. Big viewership guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Paulie said: Memo to TV execs - Do a spin-off titled Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fisting. Big viewership guaranteed. Well, maybe in your neck of the woods, most of us ain't into that gay fuckin' stuff, you could pitch it to your chums at the BBC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, dave said: you could pitch it to your chums at the BBC. If there was any mileage in the concept, that bunch of shirtlifters would already have commissioned it. And probably with a cast of ethnics. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, scotty said: If there was any mileage in the concept, that bunch of shirtlifters would already have commissioned it. And probably with a cast of ethnics. Gay, ethnics? What is the world coming to? Surely all ethnics want, is to be thought of as fine, upstanding pillars of our community? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 40 minutes ago, dave said: Well, maybe in your neck of the woods, most of us ain't into that gay fuckin' stuff, you could pitch it to your chums at the BBC. mmmm, the lady doth protest too much methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, dave said: Gay, ethnics? What is the world coming to? Surely all ethnics want, is to be thought of as fine, upstanding pillars of our community? All I'm saying is that the BBC schedules are generally reserved for those of unconventional sexuality and our swarthier cousins. Both boxes ticked would represent the motherlode in Auntie Beebs world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Paulie said: mmmm, the lady doth protest too much methinks. One man and his dog shit is more up dave’s street. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 19 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: One man and his dog shit is more up dave’s street. Do you have a puppy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: One man and his dog shit is more up dave’s street. Oh, look at everybody laughing at your witty reposte, you must be so pleased with yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 55 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: One man and his dog shit is more up dave’s street. @dave what's going on fella? This is the second poster who's quoted me mentioning you and dog shit. Are you subject to a faecal vendetta on here? They ain't been posting it through your letterbox have they, dirty bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Clavo said: Do you have a puppy? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off Maybe she's trawling for a new fucking conquest, don't be so judgemental. I thought this corner was a safe space for all types of cunts. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Paulie said: I thought this corner was a safe space for all types of cunts. Would that it were, but I'm afraid the very opposite applies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 11 hours ago, Paulie said: Maybe she's trawling for a new fucking conquest, don't be so judgemental. I thought this corner was a safe space for all types of cunts. Fuck off. You wouldn't be so welcoming if you knew what "she" was stashing between the legs- a brute cock that would make a racehorse jealous 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You wouldn't be so welcoming if you knew what "she" was stashing between the legs- a brute cock that would make a racehorse jealous What the fuck is wrong with you? "married father of three" you are a sicko probably tagged. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You wouldn't be so welcoming if you knew what "she" was stashing between the legs- a brute cock that would make a racehorse jealous You are fixated with cock .. admit it, you are a bender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You wouldn't be so welcoming if you knew what "she" was stashing between the legs- a brute cock that would make a racehorse jealous Looks like you've struck a nerve stubby, what with the subject of your ire having inanely replied twice to the same post. "Rattled" doesn't begin to cover it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 On 05/10/2021 at 10:59, Clavo said: What the fuck is wrong with you? "married father of three" you are a sicko probably tagged. lol Snotty called it- you're fucking rattled. I'm sure if you whipped down your floral pants the quivering rage would have your behemoth cock cracking the floor tiles in your grotty little hovel for one. Don't worry about the damage- you'll have no visitors to get embarrassed over. p.s. fucking reported for insinuating I'm a tagged paedo/nonce/sex offender 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: cracking the floor tiles Point of order stubbs, Pen's Torquay council bedsit wouldn't run to the luxury of tiles. I'd think that stapled-down lino would be the best s/he could hope for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 minute ago, scotty said: Point of order stubbs, Pen's Torquay council bedsit wouldn't run to the luxury of tiles. I'd think that stapled-down lino would be the best s/he could hope for. I want it dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I want it dead. I think that makes it unanimous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I want it dead. 3 hours ago, scotty said: I think that makes it unanimous. @Clavo Pen you senile childless freak of fucking nature, do you realize you’re hands down the most unpopular member of all time. Virtually everything you post I simply scroll past and I’m certain other punters do- they simply can’t be bothered to read your repetitive drivel Id rather have confirmed nonce cunts like Pete and Keith back than have you post another comment Fuck off elsewhere to give other forums a chance to tell you to drink bleach 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Clavo Pen you senile childless freak of fucking nature, do you realize you’re hands down the most unpopular member of all time. Virtually everything you post I simply scroll past and I’m certain other punters do- they simply can’t be bothered to read your repetitive drivel Id rather have confirmed nonce cunts like Pete and Keith back than have you post another comment Fuck off elsewhere to give other forums a chance to tell you to drink bleach You big fat useless lump .. leave those burgers alone fatso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 On 05/10/2021 at 14:14, scotty said: Looks like you've struck a nerve stubby, what with the subject of your ire having inanely replied twice to the same post. "Rattled" doesn't begin to cover it. So you have been paid off, they did not share your high opinion of yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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