Guest Paulie Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 The weather is a right cunt, isnt it? All summer long it didnt know what the fuck it wanted to do, when it should have been balmy sunshire, instead we got a deluge that wouldnt have been out of place in the fucking bible. Fuck only knows what'll happen this winter, no doubt wall to wall sunshine. I've given up watching the weather forecast on the TV, a shame as Lucy Verasamy was responsible for me nearly going blind. Anyway, the weather - what a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Paulie said: The weather is a right cunt, isnt it? All summer long it didnt know what the fuck it wanted to do, when it should have been balmy sunshire, instead we got a deluge that wouldnt have been out of place in the fucking bible. Fuck only knows what'll happen this winter, no doubt wall to wall sunshine. I've given up watching the weather forecast on the TV, a shame as Lucy Verasamy was responsible for me nearly going blind. Anyway, the weather - what a cunt! Brexit is why the weather is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Clavo said: Brexit is why the weather is bad. There's a lot of cunts that would literally blame the bad weather on Brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 26 minutes ago, Paulie said: There's a lot of cunts that would literally blame the bad weather on Brexit. Pen is one of them. Despite being able to lay on its back and shelter under the vast canopy of its gigantic and bulbous, mushroom headed bellend, it still isn't fucking happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Pen is one of them. Despite being able to lay on its back and shelter under the vast canopy of its gigantic and bulbous, mushroom headed bellend, it still isn't fucking happy. Who is happy these days? The straights, the poofs, the trannies, all miserable cunts one and all. People need to learn to self medicate, the world looks much better after a bottle of tesco value whiskey and a few lines of chop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen is one of them. Despite being able to lay on its back and shelter under the vast canopy of its gigantic and bulbous, mushroom headed bellend, it still isn't fucking happy. You are unhappy aren't you .. I bet that in real life you look and sound like a great big bag of very rusty spanners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 46 minutes ago, Paulie said: There's a lot of cunts that would literally blame the bad weather on Brexit. Tell me .. is your spinnaker symmetrical or asymmetric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Just now, Clavo said: Tell me .. is your spinnaker symmetrical or asymmetric? ooooh, enough with the foreplay you dirty bitch. Do you want to smell my cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Clavo said: Tell me .. is your spinnaker symmetrical or asymmetric? I remember when you used to be like a kindly old maiden aunt on here Pen. Now you're like batshit with teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Well, this tame entry has gone off on a fuck of a tangent. I wont raise so much as a weather forecast from now on cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 25 minutes ago, Paulie said: Who is happy these days? The straights, the poofs, the trannies, all miserable cunts one and all. People need to learn to self medicate, the world looks much better after a bottle of tesco value whiskey and a few lines of chop. I take it “a few lines of chop” refers to coke and not failed vasectomies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 3, 2021 Report Share Posted October 3, 2021 Just now, White Cunt said: I take it “a few lines of chop” refers to coke and not failed vasectomies? Correct again grasshopper. An A1 of a night has been spent many time by yours truly in this way, you one for the beak? Or are ya more of an ovaltine lad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 19 hours ago, Paulie said: Who is happy these days? The straights, the poofs, I thought the poofs were always gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 On 03/10/2021 at 22:52, ratcum said: I remember when you used to be like a kindly old maiden aunt on here Pen. Now you're like batshit with teeth. And I remember when you were the only Jewbaiting pathetic wanker on here Herr Oberst. How times change eh? My congratulations by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: And I remember when you were the only Jewbaiting pathetic wanker on here Herr Oberst. How times change eh? My congratulations by the way. Fucking hell, Jewdie, what on Earth were you doing bashing out this shit at four in the morning when most decent folk were in bed? The next time you've had a skinful of Kestrel Super and Christian blood chasers, do yourself a favour and don't log on again until you've sobered up. Shalom, idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulie Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell, Jewdie, what on Earth were you doing bashing out this shit at four in the morning when most decent folk were in bed? The next time you've had a skinful of Kestrel Super and Christian blood chasers, do yourself a favour and don't log on again until you've sobered up. Shalom, idiot. You let the fucking Jews post on here? Disgraceful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 17 minutes ago, Paulie said: You let the fucking Jews post on here? Disgraceful. Unfortunately so, Paolo, free speech and all that. It's just a shame that this particular half bell-ended Shylock and the rest of his tribe don't endorse it when it comes to any criticism of Israel. But criticising the Israelis for murdering Palestinian babies is anti-Semitic, apparently, and doesn't fall under the umbrella of free speech. @judgetwi you're an utter fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Paulie said: You let the fucking Jews post on here? Disgraceful. Wait till @Eddiegets going… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Wait till @Eddiegets going… You are pissed up aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 On 03/10/2021 at 22:43, Clavo said: You are unhappy aren't you .. I bet that in real life you look and sound like a great big bag of very rusty spanners. More toolbox inferences from the biggest tool here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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