Guest Maximus Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Who the fuck are these getting in the way, the hills have eyes looking mutha Fucka’s who treat going to the supermarket like an exciting day out and where did they all come from? My self control must be off the scale because the times I’ve visualised punching the fuckers in the back of the head but have never done it. I should be awarded the Nobel peace prize for ultimate self-restrain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Is your 2nd name pronounced 'Cunt-ee-us"? Because if it is, you've fucking spelt it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maximus Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is your 2nd name pronounced 'Cunt-ee-us"? Because if it is, you've fucking spelt it wrong. Wrong or incorrectly? Clearly it’s cuntious….pronounced ‘cun chush ’ have you never heard the term before? 👀 to appease you I have changed to my first name only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, Maximus said: Wrong or incorrectly? Clearly it’s cuntious….pronounced ‘cun chush ’ have you never heard the term before? 👀 to appease you I have changed to my first name only Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maximus Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. mira banter im orbatus costarum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Ooooo, clausa portae! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Your title suggests that you know don't how to sentence correctly words put in the order right. Are you Stanley Unwin? Twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Your title suggests that you know don't how to sentence correctly words put in the order right. Are you Stanley Unwin? Twat! catur obtinuit parva coles sed roops amat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eddie said: catur obtinuit parva coles sed roops amat You stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 21 minutes ago, Eddie said: catur obtinuit parva coles sed roops amat It's that self-deprecating humour the ladies go wild for. That, and a much bigger cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You stupid cunt. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 caput galli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Educandi nos non sumus Ne coacti credamus Sarcasmus ater in conclavi. Magister linque pueros. MA-GISTER LINQUE PUEROS! Tu omnino later fies hoc in muro. Tu omnino later fies hoc in muro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Clavo said: caput galli. Biggus dickus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maximus Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 I’ve only been a member for 24 hours and already, I hate you all more than I hate Alan Carr* (supreme cunt) *The unfunny, making jokes about bumming “comedian” Allan Carr, not the dead as fuck ‘stop smoking’ Allan Carr Fuck you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 8 hours ago, Eddie said: catur obtinuit parva coles sed roops amat I didn't know roops had a mat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's that self-deprecating humour the ladies go wild for. That, and a much bigger cock. No, it's the size of the bank balance, get's 'em every time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 15 hours ago, Maximus said: mira banter im orbatus costarum Have you tried Ibuprofen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Decimus said: clausa portae Latin, the language of (gay) love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 15 minutes ago, dave said: Latin, the language of (gay) love. "Grrr woof woof, howwwwllll bow wow ruff ruff" Bonio and Juliet, Act 2 Scene 5 R-Soles. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: "Grrr woof woof, howwwwllll bow wow ruff ruff" Bonio and Juliet, Act 2 Scene 5 "I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me." - Much Ado About Nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 "Woof woof" "Where is he? I can't see him"! Loves Labradors Lost, Act 1 Scene 1 Lol fucketh off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Maximus said: I’ve only been a member for 24 hours and already, I hate you all more than I hate Alan Carr* (supreme cunt) *The unfunny, making jokes about bumming “comedian” Allan Carr, not the dead as fuck ‘stop smoking’ Allan Carr Fuck you all. Welcome to the corner you stupid fucking cunt. Now go find the domestos and get gulping 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 hours ago, dave said: Latin, the language of (gay) love. Yes, Father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Maximus said: fuck ‘stop smoking ‘Fancy a fag?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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