Last Cunt Standing Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 So they interrupted the evening news here tonight to tell us all that Princess Beatrice “has been safely delivered of a baby girl” in that ridiculously archaic vernacular they wheel out on such occasions. Aside from cries of bollocks/who cares/which one is she again, we can safely assume most households across the Commonwealth echoed to variations on the theme of “I bet she won’t let Grandad bath her”. Ginger cunt. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Please send dingoes immediately. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 It would have been news if it were black. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It would have been news if it were black. You have no idea what magic can be had with a bit of CGI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So they interrupted the evening news here tonight to tell us all that Princess Beatrice “has been safely delivered of a baby girl” in that ridiculously archaic vernacular they wheel out on such occasions. Aside from cries of bollocks/who cares/which one is she again, we can safely assume most households across the Commonwealth echoed to variations on the theme of “I bet she won’t let Grandad bath her”. Ginger cunt. What can I say, LC. We are very short on carbon dioxide and what there is, must be prioritized for food production. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 41 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It would have been news if it were black. 36 minutes ago, White Cunt said: You have no idea what magic can be had with a bit of CGI. Indeed, just ask Danny Baker: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed, just ask Danny Baker Danny Baker is the most awful fucking cunt, but that was funny - as much for the outrage it caused as for the picture itself, which was almost worthy of inclusion in one of the old ratcum galleries. (It just needed a speech bubble coming from the chimp saying, "Cunts!") 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed, just ask Danny Baker: Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: What can I say, LC. We are very short on carbon dioxide and what there is, must be prioritized for food production. The press seem to be making a big thing of 'fizzy drink shortages'! So fucking what, it might cure some of the little chav cunts of their ADHD. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The press seem to be making a big thing of 'fizzy drink shortages'! So fucking what, it might cure some of the little chav cunts of their ADHD. That too, but the main use is for knocking out pigs before slaughter, you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Its not true that when Andrew took William for his first swimming lesson aged 5 that William was heard to say to Uncle Andy "Is it true that if you take your finger out i'll drown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “I bet she won’t let Grandad bath her”. Whatever happened to John Bryan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed, just ask Danny Baker: Danny Baker leaves the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The press seem to be making a big thing of 'fizzy drink shortages'! So fucking what, it might cure some of the little chav cunts of their ADHD. White Lightning and Diamond White CBB, without a bubble in sight? Surely not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: without a bubble in sight? Is Frank dead ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is Frank dead ? His wife is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: His wife is. "The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.... " 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 20/09/2021 at 19:56, Cunty BigBollox said: The press seem to be making a big thing of 'fizzy drink shortages'! So fucking what, it might cure some of the little chav cunts of their ADHD. No tonic with your vodka then drew? You’ll just have to drink it neat like always… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 20/09/2021 at 21:18, Neil said: Its not true that when Andrew took William for his first swimming lesson aged 5 that William was heard to say to Uncle Andy "Is it true that if you take your finger out i'll drown? Neil, I'm watching Cadfael, what do you think about that then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Neil, I'm watching Cadfael, what do you think about that then? Better than watching that shite at Carra Rood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Neil, I'm watching Cadfael, what do you think about that then? I think Derek Jacobi's a big gay poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think Derek Jacobi's a big gay poof. Watched him as "Chorus" last night in Henry V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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