camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: The last person you’d want to see lurking in a phone box outside your kids school as you drive off after dropping them off. Now now. Like Michael Jackson he was found not guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Have you been at the Calpol? Alas, we can’t say the same about you and bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Miles out. I hope your kid’s feeling better today. Noble of you taking care of the poorly child whilst simultaneously making physical threats on a forum of cunts. Great multi-tasking. Hope the kid’s better in all seriousness. Nice sentiment at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 48 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Alas, we can’t say the same about you and bleach ‘Alas,’ was enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Agreed, I thought the same about 'The Terror'. There were Inuits running around left right and fucking centre but no one thought to ask them for directions. Other than that I really enjoyed it. It's also refreshing to watch something on the BBC where the hero isn't a crippled, black, transgender, lesbian, Muslim, down syndrome utter fucking walking abortion. If you ever feel tempted to smash your telly, remote and lounge to tiny pieces…watch ‘Clickbait.’ Murder/mystery with a non-drinking heroic Muslim detective, dead honky, black wife, racially abused mulatto kids, wrongfully accused darkies left right and centre, lesbian daughter, gay Asian reporter snogging his black boyfriend and guilty middle-aged Caucasians. I woke up the next day with the pillow case on my head with eye-holes in it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: . I woke up the next day with the pillow case on my head with eye-holes in it Smouldering cross on the front lawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Smouldering cross on the front lawn? Not in a Birkenhead mid-terrace. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Not in a Birkenhead mid-terrace. Burned out XR3, sorry I’m not great with geography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Smouldering cross on the front lawn? Sounds like the aftermath of Pen's backstreet sex change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: Sounds like the aftermath of Pen's backstreet sex change. The pungent aroma of burning Velcro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Sounds like the aftermath of Pen's backstreet sex change. Check out Rik Mayall's The Last Hurrah, episode 5, "the Enormous Midget". That's how I reckon pen's sex change will have occurred. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 22 hours ago, King Billy said: The last person you’d want to see lurking in a phone box outside your kids school as you drive off after dropping them off. What's blue and full of haribos? Kevin Webster's overalls. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 18 minutes ago, nocti said: What's blue and full of haribos? Kevin Webster's overalls. I certainly wasn't surprised when this mole eyed fucking gimp had his day in court, similar to how I didn't do a double take when I read that Ken Barlow had allegedly got his grimy paws caught in the pampers draw. I hope some cunt somewhere is keeping a close eye on Roy Cropper. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I certainly wasn't surprised when this mole eyed fucking gimp had his day in court, similar to how I didn't do a double take when I read that Ken Barlow had allegedly got his grimy paws caught in the pampers draw. I hope some cunt somewhere is keeping a close eye on Roy Cropper. Nah. Roy’s not a wrongun. Apart from driving around in a Morris Minor Traveller, with his hair dripping Brylcreem, and marrying a tranny that is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 I read today that the MCC is removing the word “batsman” from the official rules in favour of “batter”. I look forward to the coming description of a Nightwatchperson being out caught at Third Person, having previously called on the Twelfth Person to fetch them a fresh Tampon. Fuck’s sake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I read today that the MCC is removing the word “batsman” from the official rules in favour of “batter”. I look forward to the coming description of a Nightwatchperson being out caught at Third Person, having previously called on the Twelfth Person to fetch them a fresh Tampon. Fuck’s sake. The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. Mars bar in batter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I read today that the MCC is removing the word “batsman” from the official rules in favour of “batter”. I look forward to the coming description of a Nightwatchperson being out caught at Third Person, having previously called on the Twelfth Person to fetch them a fresh Tampon. Fuck’s sake. "Silly Shortleg" will have to go as it will offend those with learning disabilities and one legged dwarfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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