King Billy Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 This man, 38 year old Ryan McLaughlin, an ex US Army special forces veteran beat a 35 year old woman called Celine Provost almost to death with his bare hands. There were many witnesses to this savage attack, which went on for more than 3 and a half minutes, before one brave man pulled the beast off and probably saved the woman’s life. Everyone else cheered and seemed to enjoy this terrible, one sided confrontation which the defenceless woman could do nothing to stop. McLaughlin even posed for photos afterwards covered in the blood of the victim, apparently proud of his behaviour. I forgot to mention that Ryan now calls himself Alana McLaughlin and the fracas with Miss Provost was his/her debut ‘women’s’ MMA fight. Strange times indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: This man, 38 year old Ryan McLaughlin, an ex US Army special forces veteran beat a 35 year old woman called Celine Provost almost to death with his bare hands. There were many witnesses to this savage attack, which went on for more than 3 and a half minutes, before one brave man pulled the beast off and probably saved the woman’s life. Everyone else cheered and seemed to enjoy this terrible, one sided confrontation which the defenceless woman could do nothing to stop. McLaughlin even posed for photos afterwards covered in the blood of the victim, apparently proud of his behaviour. I forgot to mention that Ryan now calls himself Alana McLaughlin and the fracas with Miss Provost was his/her debut ‘women’s’ MMA fight. Strange times indeed. Whilst I despise female boxing/MMA etc, as it encourages wives to start hitting their husbands back, your language here is far too emotive and you’ve played fast and loose with the actualitée. The fight went on for around nine minutes, most of the blood came from the creature’s wounds as it got its head punched in for eight and a half minutes before choking out the real bird who’s only real injury was a split lip (lower/upper.) The true facts behind this was that the squaddie’s ex-Mrs, who’d fucked him over in the divorce courts and stopped him seeing his kids, had decided to become an MMA ‘fighter’ (Celine Provost no less.) Not being prepared to take this lying down, and adopting a somewhat unorthodox retributional tactic, the lad got his cock chopped off and joined the women’s MMA circuit, thereby giving him the opportunity to give her a good hiding, in public, whilst earning a few bob and not getting locked up. Genius, I say. Now…where’s that fucking bread knife? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 13, 2021 Report Share Posted September 13, 2021 From what i can gather..being special forces in America means ya can tie yer boots more than one way..hitting wimmen is wrong unless they request it ...peace y'all PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 US Army Special (needs) Forces 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 Simper Fie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Simper Fie. Eric, have you watched The North Water yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Eric, have you watched The North Water yet? No. But I've just looked up the synopsis and cast and I'm definitely going to. Jack O'Connell is a fucking superb actor. You would probably like the prison film he was in: 'Starred Up'. Makes 'Scum' look like an episode of Porridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. But I've just looked up the synopsis and cast and I'm definitely going to. Jack O'Connell is a fucking superb actor. You would probably like the prison film he was in: 'Starred Up'. Makes 'Scum' look like an episode of Porridge. Agreed, that's a quality film, there's not much he's been in that I haven't rated. If I had to pick a favourite, I'd go with '71, a masterpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 00:25, Dyslexic cnut said: I despise female boxing/MMA etc, as it encourages wives to start hitting their husbands back 😳😳😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: Agreed, that's a quality film, there's not much he's been in that I haven't rated. If I had to pick a favourite, I'd go with '71, a masterpiece. Is that the one about a brit soldier in Belfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. But I've just looked up the synopsis and cast and I'm definitely going to. Jack O'Connell is a fucking superb actor. You would probably like the prison film he was in: 'Starred Up'. Makes 'Scum' look like an episode of Porridge. He plays the nasty cunt with so much consummate pride one fears his real-life persona is too close to any character he has ever portrayed. O'Connell's 'Brett' in Eden Lake is about as scary as acting gets. Yes, and for this reason, he is a superb actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He plays the nasty cunt with so much consummate pride one fears his real-life persona is too close to any character he has ever portrayed. O'Connell's 'Brett' in Eden Lake is about as scary as acting gets. Yes, and for this reason, he is a superb actor. I was going to mention Eden Lake. The last properly disturbing film I watched since 'Threads'. Lorraine Stanley plays O'Connell's chav mother in it. Weird one for Michael Fassbender, but he was good in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was going to mention Eden Lake. The last properly disturbing film I watched since 'Threads'. Lorraine Stanley plays O'Connell's chav mother in it. Weird one for Michael Fassbender, but he was good in it. It's the sort of film which stays with you forever, one so brutal you can only watch it once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Agreed, that's a quality film, there's not much he's been in that I haven't rated. If I had to pick a favourite, I'd go with '71, a masterpiece. Both 71 and Starred up are excellent standouts amongst so much shite out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Both 71 and Starred up are excellent standouts amongst so much shite out there 'Unbroken' is another good O'Connell film. The true story of yank Olympic athlete Louis Zamperini or something, and the story of him being held prisoner and abused by the Japanese. The American accent isn't bad, but it's not great either. That cunt with the multi-coloured doll collection, Angelina Jolie directed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Unbroken' is another good O'Connell film. The true story of yank Olympic athlete Louis Zamperini or something, and the story of him being held prisoner and abused by the Japanese. The American accent isn't bad, but it's not great either. That cunt with the multi-coloured doll collection, Angelina Jolie directed it. Yes, seen that ‘un as well The Japs were right cunts and if only they’d made 100 nukes not just 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 On 16/09/2021 at 19:19, Decimus said: Eric, have you watched The North Water yet? I thought it was a good production but, plot wise, why the fuck didn’t they just row that lifeboat alongside the Inniut canoes to safety? Enjoyed it but Farrell’s put some beef on during lockdown… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 32 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Enjoyed it but Farrell’s put some beef on during lockdown… If they make Phonebooth2, half the budget will go on building a booth big enough for the fat cunt to squeeze into. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I thought it was a good production but, plot wise, why the fuck didn’t they just row that lifeboat alongside the Inniut canoes to safety? Enjoyed it but Farrell’s put some beef on during lockdown… Agreed, I thought the same about 'The Terror'. There were Inuits running around left right and fucking centre but no one thought to ask them for directions. Other than that I really enjoyed it. It's also refreshing to watch something on the BBC where the hero isn't a crippled, black, transgender, lesbian, Muslim, down syndrome utter fucking walking abortion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I thought it was a good production but, plot wise, why the fuck didn’t they just row that lifeboat alongside the Inniut canoes to safety? Enjoyed it but Farrell’s put some beef on during lockdown… Farrell"s fast turning into a Liam Neeson "you harm her and I'm coming for you" shouting down the phone type now. I still reckon he looks like Kevin from Corrie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I still reckon he looks like Kevin from Corrie. The last person you’d want to see lurking in a phone box outside your kids school as you drive off after dropping them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Farrell"s fast turning into a Liam Neeson "you harm her and I'm coming for you" shouting down the phone type now. ‘I will find you and I will eat you.’ ‘(So I will.)’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Agreed, I thought the same about 'The Terror'. There were Inuits running around left right and fucking centre but no one thought to ask them for directions. Other than that I really enjoyed it. It's also refreshing to watch something on the BBC where the hero isn't a crippled, black, transgender, lesbian, Muslim, down syndrome utter fucking walking abortion. Who rogered the cabin boy though because Drax never had a dose? Was Punker’s great great grandad on the Volunteer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Miles out. The rapists were white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 18, 2021 Report Share Posted September 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The rapists were white? Have you been at the Calpol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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