Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How come our Keystone Kops of a UK border force can intercept a yacht travelling from Jamaica with 120million quids worth of coke on board and then fail to stop 800 pieces of shit arriving on our shores every day. Drew, get your drunken arse down to Kent and start lobbing your empty special brew cans at the smelly a-rabs Failing that, projectile vomit over the breaded child refugees and and set the resulting meths-like spew on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How come our Keystone Kops of a UK border force can intercept a yacht travelling from Jamaica with 120million quids worth of coke on board and then fail to stop 800 pieces of shit arriving on our shores every day. 801…I arrived home last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Drew, get your drunken arse down to Kent and start lobbing your empty special brew cans at the smelly a-rabs Failing that, projectile vomit over the breaded child refugees and and set the resulting meths-like spew on fire I'm sure you didn't mean bearded child refugees, and actually meant rolling them in breadcrumbs before throwing them on the barbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 59 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm sure you didn't mean bearded child refugees, and actually meant rolling them in breadcrumbs before throwing them on the barbie. You cunt. I was just about to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'm sure you didn't mean bearded child refugees, and actually meant rolling them in breadcrumbs before throwing them on the barbie. I should imagine breaded child is a delicacy amongst some cannibal tribes in Brazil. Maybe we should club together and buy a one way ticket for that fucking sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Coming up for Christmas, eh? Plod will want their crimbo parties to go with a swing. Forget Christmas, it's only September ffs. Now you've had both jabs, will you be off to the Greek islands before summer is over? You wouldn't want to end up in Mykonos and bump into Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'm sure you didn't mean bearded child refugees, and actually meant rolling them in breadcrumbs before throwing them on the barbie. 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You cunt. I was just about to do that. 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I should imagine breaded child is a delicacy amongst some cannibal tribes in Brazil. Maybe we should club together and buy a one ticket for that fucking sheep. Who’d have thought my pissed up Drew-esque typo would cause such japes What times we live in That said, coat these wallahs in breadcrumbs and deep fry the poor cunts, yer average ‘narf craiiim’ sambo would there in a flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Forget Christmas, it's only September ffs. Now you've had both jabs, will you be off to the Greek islands before summer is over? You wouldn't want to end up in Mykonos and bump into Frank. It's easy bumping into Frank. If he turns sideways you can't see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Who’d have thought my pissed up Drew-esque typo would cause such japes What times we live in That said, coat these wallahs in breadcrumbs and deep fry the poor cunts, yer average ‘narf craiiim’ sambo would there in a flash 'Nafe crame'... if you say it exactly as I've written it, it sounds exactly like the way they say it. The thick fucking smelly non swimming cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Who’d have thought my pissed up Drew-esque typo would cause such japes What times we live in That said, coat these wallahs in breadcrumbs and deep fry the poor cunts, yer average ‘narf craiiim’ sambo would there in a flash Quicker than they can say "JD Sports". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 10/09/2021 at 20:22, Wolfie said: If you didn't intend to 'invite' a response from others, what was the purpose of your nomination? Obviously it was to start a chain of discussion by inviting comments to it, you ridiculous blow-off. That said, it's still on the first page (despite being created on Wed), which is indicative of just how fucking boring your subject choice is proving. Why not liven things up with another of your 'death by public execution' videos? “Death by public execution videos”? Another made up load of bollocks from Jethro’s boyfriend. Sadly, and I am not proud of this, I am not technologically educated and I have no idea how to post videos. Wake up little boy and see if you can find a video I have posted on here. Get Mr Bores to apply his remarkable research skills if you like . Meanwhile take your Peaceful loving arse down to the Kent coast and welcome the poor Palestinian children into our Jew infested country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 On 10/09/2021 at 12:16, ratcum said: I reckon you and me could knock up a pretty good omelette together Jewdy. A bit like your hero i’m not that keen on eggs Herr Oberst. I don’t mind scrambled and sliced boiled in sarnies with tomato or whatever but i’m not sure if they’re kosher. Not that I give a fuck but I know how important these things are to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 It was a bogie that sank...and who took any notice..fucking nobody. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 27 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: It was a bogie that sank...and who took any notice..fucking nobody. I wasn't going to bother logging in today until I saw you'd turned up. Nice to see you. It's boring as fuck here now that frank, Pen and DC have formed a 3 way, human felch caterpillar 🐛. Give my love to the hammers and axes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wasn't going to bother logging in today until I saw you'd turned up. Nice to see you. It's boring as fuck here now that frank, Pen and DC have formed a 3 way, human felch caterpillar 🐛. Give my love to the hammers and axes. Fuck off Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck off Eric. Ok Sideshow Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wasn't going to bother logging in today until I saw you'd turned up. Nice to see you. It's boring as fuck here now that frank, Pen and DC have formed a 3 way, human felch caterpillar 🐛. Give my love to the hammers and axes. Give us another one of those classic Withnail quotes. They’re great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Give us another one of those classic Withnail quotes. They’re great. Who's a grumpy little has been then? Cheer up. You've got a new clique to support you. They're absolutely mustard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 14, 2021 Report Share Posted September 14, 2021 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok Sideshow Bob. Ouch…etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Frank said: Give us another one of those classic Withnail quotes. They’re great. I feel like a pig shat in my head. That one always reminds me of you Frank. Sorry to interrupt. Do carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 21 hours ago, ... said: Give us another one of those classic Withnail quotes. They’re great. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 22 hours ago, ... said: Give us another one of those classic Withnail quotes. They’re great. We've come on holiday by mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: We've come on holiday by mistake Frank, you terrible cunt! Joking aside, although Uncle Monty is one of the greatest film characters of all time, I can imagine Frank being a real version. A predatory homosexual albeit dressed in deck shoes and chinos with an emaciated frame that would make a famine riddled Ethiopian look like a right fat cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Lol As the stupid mincing fucking poof tucked into his scampi and chips, the view of his boil covered head and obvious wig join would put the other punters right off. Not easy for him to secretly snap butch looking men for his creepy wank collection however Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 On 14/09/2021 at 22:28, Eric Cuntman said: I wasn't going to bother logging in today until I saw you'd turned up. Nice to see you. It's boring as fuck here now that frank, Pen and DC have formed a 3 way, human felch caterpillar 🐛. Give my love to the hammers and axes. Sorry for the late reply Eric, i haven't been myself since being forced to pleasure Nicola Sturgeon & Diane Abbott in a three way bondage film, i have seen the rushes and they are just fucking awful...mind you Abbott sucks a blinding cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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