Dyslexic cnut Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Just now, Frank said: See your PM. Noted, Maestro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: DEC’s….respond accordingly. This is uncharacteristically weak. I’ve always liked you. Don’t have me withdraw my support. I’ve had a very bad month, but this…, DC, if you're the scholar of the Frank files that you profess to be, you'll recognise his tried, tested, and above all else, tired tactics tonight. He's gone from arch manipulator to a third rate shit stirrer who can be read as easily as a Spot The Dog book. Do yourself a favour and find a patron who can claim a scalp later than the year 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: DC, if you're the scholar of the Frank files that you profess to be, you'll recognise his tried, tested, and above all else, tired tactics tonight. He's gone from arch manipulator to a third rate shit stirrer who can be read as easily as a Spot The Dog book. Do yourself a favour and find a patron who can claim a scalp later than the year 2015. I’m four miles south of Milos. In a heavy swell. I’m in and out of coverage. Keeping my taramasalata lunch down is more important right now. Much as I respect you, with all due deference, affection and respect…kindly kiss my arse… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: DC, if you're the scholar of the Frank files that you profess to be, you'll recognise his tried, tested, and above all else, tired tactics tonight. He's gone from arch manipulator to a third rate shit stirrer who can be read as easily as a Spot The Dog book. Do yourself a favour and find a patron who can claim a scalp later than the year 2015. A Force 7 is forecast between here and Souda Bay. This maybe your last chance to address me. We’re taking on water and I don’t have the strength anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m four miles south of Milos. In a heavy swell. I’m in and out of coverage. Should we seek a ham radio operator to alert the coastguard? The site can ill afford to lose a contributor of your quality. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 38 minutes ago, Frank said: See your PM. 37 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Noted, Maestro. Gay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Should we seek a ham radio operator to alert the coastguard? The site can ill afford to lose a contributor of your quality. All irony removed. Do something Scotto, I’m in the shit here and since your return, I’ve always liked you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gay I expect more from you, I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, scotty said: Should we seek a ham radio operator to alert the coastguard? The site can ill afford to lose a contributor of your quality. Possibly my last ever ‘like.’ Baws, do something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gay 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I expect more from you, I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Possibly my last ever ‘like.’ Baws, do something. Oops, I think we just crossed in the post. Was that what you had it mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oops, I think we just crossed in the post. Was that what you had it mind? Thanks. I can see the coast but I’m knee deep here and you’re the only hope I have…help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A Force 7 is forecast between here and Souda Bay. This maybe your last chance to address me. We’re taking on water and I don’t have the strength anymore. Fucking pedalos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking pedalos. 55’ Benetau, Gypps. It’s beautiful, well it was until she vommed in the galley. Still, in this weather, she’ll be dead soon. I’m trying to bale with wine bottles. Any tips? btw..Baws is a useless, maritime emergency, cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Thanks. I can see the coast but I’m knee deep here and you’re the only hope I have…help. I've arranged for a Reaper drone to be dispatched. When you see it, you'll have 0.01 seconds to wave before it arms the Hellfires. Oh, and try not to look like a Syrian wedding party, there's a good chap, that's been known to confuse them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: 55’ Benetau, Gypps. It’s beautiful, well it was until she vommed in the galley. Still, in this weather, she’ll be dead soon. I’m trying to bale with wine bottles. Any tips? btw..Baws is a useless, maritime emergency, cunt. Tip? Don't chop wood in a rubber dinghy. Seeing as you might be taking to one soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A Force 7 is forecast between here and Souda Bay. This maybe your last chance to address me. We’re taking on water and I don’t have the strength anymore. 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: All irony removed. Do something Scotto, I’m in the shit here and since your return, I’ve always liked you. 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I expect more from you, I really do. 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Possibly my last ever ‘like.’ Baws, do something. 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Thanks. I can see the coast but I’m knee deep here and you’re the only hope I have…help. 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: 55’ Benetau, Gypps. It’s beautiful, well it was until she vommed in the galley. Still, in this weather, she’ll be dead soon. I’m trying to bale with wine bottles. Any tips? btw..Baws is a useless, maritime emergency, cunt. Another night on the piss and this is the result. Post after post of what can only be described as utter fucking shit, crowned with the hilarious use of a racist term. Read back this maelstrom of drivel in the cold light of day, and then perhaps you’ll start to realise why you’re considered to be so fucking dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Another night on the piss and this is the result. Post after post of what can only be described as utter fucking shit, crowned with the hilarious use of a racist term. Read back this maelstrom of drivel in the cold light of day, and then perhaps you’ll start to realise why you’re considered to be so fucking dreadful. And out of nowhere, the Corner’s sniggering, acne-faced adolescent appears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: And out of nowhere, the Corner’s sniggering, acne-faced adolescent appears. Don’t try and deflect - look at what you churned out last night. It’s embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t try and deflect - look at what you churned out last night. It’s embarrassing. It’s energised you, clearly. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 27 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Don’t try and deflect - look at what you churned out last night. It’s embarrassing. Good morning Ape .. did you sleep well last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 35 minutes ago, Clavo said: Good morning Ape .. did you sleep well last night? Leave him be, Pen, he’s found his 4th pube this morning. He’s having a great day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 Anyone heard from DC this morning, or has Davey Jones got him? RIP 😢 Edit, I've just seen that he's alive. I'll fetch the hypo. 💉👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 21 minutes ago, scotty said: Anyone heard from DC this morning, or has Davey Jones got him? RIP 😢 Edit, I've just seen that he's alive. I'll fetch the hypo. 💉👍 I’ve limped into Souda Bay, Scotto. What an awful night. As soon as I work out how to upload a pic, I’ll send you evidence of the mess the boat is in here. Your concern has been gratefully noted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve limped into Souda Bay, Scotto. What an awful night. As soon as I work out how to upload a pic, I’ll send you evidence of the mess the boat is in here. Your concern has been gratefully noted. I didn’t get a wink of sleep last night DC. You had me worried sick. A visual would be a good idea to put our simple minds at ease. Go to https://imgbb.com and upload your image. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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