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You do realise that if the Spaniards don't do us a favour on Sunday that this magnolia coloured wanker will be known forever as 'Sir' Gareth? That and mongboy Sir Harry, I'm definitely off to Italy to live if this fuckfest ends up with these shit cunts winning it.

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6 hours ago, Neil said:

You do realise that if the Spaniards don't do us a favour on Sunday that this magnolia coloured wabker will be known forever as 'Sir' Gareth? That and mongboy Sir Harry, I'm definitely off to Italy to live if this fuckfest ends up with these shit cunts winning it.

Shut up Neil you negative, bacon roll-snorting warthog. I'm loving England's late winners. I hope they cunt Spain. With Arsenal, you must also have suffered every painful bad piece of luck and penalty shitfest imaginable over the years. This is in my blood, in spite of Gareth's wanky wokeness, all the diving our £250k per week thick chavs have learned from the Latinos – and the nauseating rainbow bollocks they wear on the collar. 

Celebrating last night's winner was every bit as exciting as any fight I've ever seen. England goals at this level are absolutely pure, and the very reason why sport is so addictive. Watching Koeman's face when Watkins' winner went in was a beauty – and right up his arse after his professional foul on Platt in 1993. What a deserving cunt.

You're English, and I can't understand why you'd wish the greasy degos to lift the trophy for a fouth time.

Why don't you fuck off to Italy and make another superb video instead?

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34 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Shut up Neil you negative, bacon roll-snorting warthog. I'm loving England's late winners. I hope they cunt Spain. With Arsenal, you must also have suffered every painful bad piece of luck and penalty shitfest imaginable over the years. This is in my blood, in spite of Gareth's wanky wokeness, all the diving our £250k per week thick chavs have learned from the Latinos – and the nauseating rainbow bollocks they wear on the collar. 

Celebrating last night's winner was every bit as exciting as any fight I've ever seen. England goals at this level are absolutely pure, and the very reason why sport is so addictive. Watching Koeman's face when Watkins' winner went in was a beauty – and right up his arse after his professional foul on Platt in 1993. What a deserving cunt.

You're English, and I can't understand why you'd wish the greasy degos to lift the trophy for a fouth time.

Why don't you fuck off to Italy and make another superb video instead?

Neil is the sort of Daily Star reading ape whose maggot twitches at the merest suggestion that a local council has ordered that the St George's Cross is to never be flown from the town hall. The kind of Stonewall-wearing gorilla who every 23 April rants on the Arsenal supporters forum that it should be a public holiday and how his culture is being suppressed by darkie homosexuals. 

Then as soon as the England team plays he throws his thin veneer of patriotism out of the Rascal window, along with a dozen empty bags of Frazzles, and turns into a traitourus fucking quisling.

I hope he chokes to death on his next Dolmio-drenched attempt at Ragu a la Bolognese, the vile fucking pig.

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23 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Neil is the sort of Daily Star reading ape whose maggot twitches at the merest suggestion that a local council has ordered that the St George's Cross is to never be flown from the town hall. The kind of Stonewall-wearing gorilla who every 23 April rants on the Arsenal supporters forum that it should be a public holiday and how his culture is being suppressed by darkie homosexuals. 

Then as soon as the England team plays he throws his thin veneer of patriotism out of the Rascal window, along with a dozen empty bags of Frazzles, and turns into a traitourus fucking quisling.

I hope he chokes to death on his next Dolmio-drenched attempt at Ragu a la Bolognese, the vile fucking pig.

 It's like these cunts who slagged off Kane for always diving and looking for penalties when he was at Spurs but fucking love it when he's doing it against the greasy Johnny foreigners for England. 

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Im not sure if I can pinpoint my exact hatred of these cunts but I know that I haven't watched an England game since about 2006. I think my interest wained when we started appointing foreign cunts on ridiculous salaries to give us what any useless English cunt could have given us for half the price. That and all the cheating,diving feigning of injury and such that has always pissed me off. I'm not making any apologies but again I'll say that I truly hope the Spanish kick our fucking arses from the very 1st minute. The thought of Mong boy and Mr beige being known as 'Sir' Gareth and 'Sir' Harry fills me with horror. Hopefully every cunt out there with inflatable spitfire's that have sung songs about bombings and wars get fucking shot out of the sky in German airspace on their way home.Viva Espana cunts

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

 It's like these cunts who slagged off Kane for always diving and looking for penalties when he was at Spurs but fucking love it when he's doing it against the greasy Johnny foreigners for England. 

Bring back Stanley Mathews and the birch , that's what I say.I was birched regularly at public school and it never did me any harm.

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9 minutes ago, Neil said:

Im not sure if I can pinpoint my exact hatred of these cunts but I know that I haven't watched an England game since about 2006. I think my interest wained when we started appointing foreign cunts on ridiculous salaries to give us what any useless English cunt could have given us for half the price. That and all the cheating,diving feigning of injury and such that has always pissed me off. I'm not making any apologies but again I'll say that I truly hope the Spanish kick our fucking arses from the very 1st minute. The thought of Mong boy and Mr beige being known as 'Sir' Gareth and 'Sir' Harry fills me with horror. Hopefully every cunt out there with inflatable spitfire's that have sung songs about bombings and wars get fucking shot out of the sky in German airspace on their way home.Viva Espana cunts

I gave up when Kevin Keegan missed the header from Trevor Brooking’s cross. Why? Because his perm was in his eyes.

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You might want to emphasise that you were in no way sexually aroused by it.

Apparently it was normal.The 1922 committee still stand by the principles of shafting the fag to this day .

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You might want to emphasise that you were in no way sexually aroused by it.

Exactly. Or he might have been just practicing his technique in the staff room at lunch time with the other teachers though.

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On 02/09/2021 at 22:18, Decimus said:

Not content with wasting the best two opportunities of winning something the England national team has had within the last 55 years, Wokeflake is back on his Fyffes banana box.

The Hungarian government has legislated and discriminated against women, homosexuals and transgender people. Your life as a foreign national or a sexually alternative member of society would genuinely be at risk if you lived under Orban's rule. Despite all of this, and the regular and unabashed racial abuse that black players face playing football in Hungary, old Kike conk has said that we shouldn't criticise them because "we need to get our own house in order first"

Wokeflake was only too happy to intimate our entire country was racist when a half dozen pissed up idiots on twitter called Saka a monkey because he missed a penalty. But he's now reticent to level any criticism against a country and institution that has a proven track record of official government discrimination.

He's a fucking treacherous, treasonous, woke media cum bucket. Quick to point the finger and scream "raaaaycism" at his own country based on the actions of a tiny minority, he's shying away from criticising a 100 percent, genuinely confirmed racist society, purely because that won't get him a knighthood.

What a fucking wanker.

Is  the term kike conk not a teensy weensy bit anti or is it OK to hate Jews ?.

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7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Apparently it was normal.The 1922 committee still stand by the principles of shafting the fag to this day .

I got arse caned regularly in Grammar school and ultimately expelled. It obviously didn’t do me any lasting harm though or I wouldn’t wear my missus’s thong on the beach every chance I get.

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36 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I got arse caned regularly in Grammar school and ultimately expelled. It obviously didn’t do me any lasting harm though or I wouldn’t wear my missus’s thong on the beach every chance I get.

Ref, thong to jock strap, porn takes queen.  You fucking deviant bastard.   I bet the bits that aren't shit stained are orange. 

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18 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Is  the term kike conk not a teensy weensy bit anti or is it OK to hate Jews ?.

If you happen to be a socialist and also a current Labour MP, then according to our Prime Minister you are automatically antisemitic and will be expelled from the Party. 

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20 hours ago, Neil said:

Im not sure if I can pinpoint my exact hatred of these cunts but I know that I haven't watched an England game since about 2006. I think my interest wained when we started appointing foreign cunts on ridiculous salaries to give us what any useless English cunt could have given us for half the price. That and all the cheating,diving feigning of injury and such that has always pissed me off. I'm not making any apologies but again I'll say that I truly hope the Spanish kick our fucking arses from the very 1st minute. The thought of Mong boy and Mr beige being known as 'Sir' Gareth and 'Sir' Harry fills me with horror. Hopefully every cunt out there with inflatable spitfire's that have sung songs about bombings and wars get fucking shot out of the sky in German airspace on their way home.Viva Espana cunts

Neil I’m with you, big outrage regarding wearing of poppies stitched on the shirt but the wankers were told to kneel before every game, for me that was it with football, load of shit.

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