King Billy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Poofs. Do you want a fight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I’m burying it in the woods as we speak Baws. I shouldn’t really tell you this but it’s right next to one of my ex-wives (the first one) and I’m cut to pieces from fucking blackberry bushes which weren’t there when we went for that picnic all those years ago to discuss a few issues she had with what I thought was the perfect marriage. She’s not smelling too good if I’m honest but she never did from what I remember. Was her name Poison Ivy? I hope you die scratching yourself tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Was her name Poison Ivy? I hope you die scratching yourself tonight. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported. Muffin me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Poofs. Stanley Matthews was 132 years old whilst playing for England and working 25 hour shifts down t’ pit. Probably. That was Karen Matthews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm watching the Portugal v Slovenia match and it's all about Ronaldo. I'm praying that the greasy cunts lose. Just the thought of seeing that cunt doing a Rylan and crying like a big poof at the final whistle will make this tournament for me. It really will 1 goal in 60 fuckin free kicks that they keep letting the wanker take. Douglas-Bader had better stats…after he died. Martinez is one of the biggest frauds in football, saying that, if he gets sacked when they lose he’ll be given the Real Madrid job. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: 1 goal in 60 fuckin free kicks that they keep letting the wanker take. Douglas-Bader had better stats…after he died. Martinez is one of the biggest frauds in football, saying that, if he gets sacked when they lose he’ll be given the Real Madrid job. The cunt. Martinez hasn't got the bollocks to tell him to let someone else take them. Portugal have some ape at the back whose 41. The fucking ball is attracted to his bonce like a magnet. Every ball into their box homes in on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Ronaldo's missed a penalty 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Ronaldo's crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: 1 goal in 60 fuckin free kicks that they keep letting the wanker take. Douglas-Bader had better stats…after he died. Martinez is one of the biggest frauds in football, saying that, if he gets sacked when they lose he’ll be given the Real Madrid job. The cunt. Guy Gibson's dog would have scored by now, there's plenty of those Eddie types on the field too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ronaldo's crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He's going to shit his shorts if he misses the next penalty then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He's going to shit his shorts if he misses the next penalty then. I'll probably shit myself if he misses. Through laughing. Portugal will win. CR is like Beckham: fall in a barrel of shit and come up smelling of lavender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'll probably shit myself if he misses. Through laughing. Portugal will win. CR is like Beckham: fall in a barrel of shit and come up smelling of lavender I hope, in the next game, Pepe, Bruno & Ronaldo collide and break their necks. Also, fuck Slovenia the Nazi sympathising wankers. Tito was a cunt. lol…etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 On 01/07/2024 at 17:36, and said: @Dyslexic cnut @Decimus @Old Chap Raasclaat @Ape™️ They should take out a contract on themselves. You, should simply fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I hope, in the next game, Pepe, Bruno & Ronaldo collide and break their necks. Also, fuck Slovenia the Nazi sympathising wankers. Tito was a cunt. lol…etc. Lest we forget... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Lest we forget... What a greasy fucking devious cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What a greasy fucking devious cunt. I hope the cunt ruptures his cruciate ligament vs France on the shite Hamburg pitch, and weeps in front of a hospital television as Portugal get cunted on penalties. And he looks as gay as Frank. Let's hope it's true, and totalitarian Sharia emperor HRH King Salman bin Abdulajizz walks into the Al Nassr changing rooms as he's bumming one of his teammates. What a winker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 50 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Lest we forget... Snidey Latin cunts. Adolf had a point about these degenerates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 20 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I hope the cunt ruptures his cruciate ligament vs France on the shite Hamburg pitch, and weeps in front of a hospital television as Portugal get cunted on penalties. And he looks as gay as Frank. Let's hope it's true, and totalitarian Sharia emperor HRH King Salman bin Abdulajizz walks into the Al Nassr changing rooms as he's bumming one of his teammates. What a winker. Despicable me-me-me shithead. Give me the dwarf Argie anyday…ten times the player that this self centred cunt ever was. Plus…he’s got an Adam’s apple only bested by Pen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Despicable me-me-me shithead. Give me the dwarf Argie anyday…ten times the player that this self centred cunt ever was. Plus…he’s got an Adam’s apple only bested by Pen. And that's a surgical implant part of the hormone treatment. They graft a donated testicle into the throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 43 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Despicable me-me-me shithead. Give me the dwarf Argie anyday…ten times the player that this self centred cunt ever was. Plus…he’s got an Adam’s apple only bested by Pen. Maradona was probably the most impressive thing I’ve seen on a football pitch. I know he cheated us out of the opportunity to get beaten by someone else, and apparently he’s got a tiny cock. But he was a genius. And a coke fiend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Maradona was probably the most impressive thing I’ve seen on a football pitch. I know he cheated us out of the opportunity to get beaten by someone else, and apparently he’s got a tiny cock. But he was a genius. And a coke fiend. Be honest…it’s the beak fondness what got you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Snidey Latin cunts. Adolf had a point about these degenerates. Tbf DC The Fuhrer was quite fussy when choosing his friends. I wonder what he’d have made of Frank if he’d met him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Tbf DC The Fuhrer was quite fussy when choosing his friends. I wonder what he’d have made of Frank if he’d met him? I don't know about choosing friends, I always found them forced on me by circumstance. But I can see a role for you Billy as a father figure to Ronaldo nurturing his inner child to full maturity and manhood, something he clearly hasn't managed yet to judge from his emotional outburst on the pitch. I'd be willing to fly you out to Germany and put you in a hotel room next to him. For the rest I'll leave you to work your magic. Just make sure he's able to walk or even kick a ball in the morning. And use a clean dildo you fucking dirty cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Tbf DC The Fuhrer was quite fussy when choosing his friends. I wonder what he’d have made of Frank if he’d met him? A gay, homeless, spick deviant with rickets? Frank would have had a far closer experience with a chimney than Fred Dibner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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