Dave Umbongo Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 I was having a little mess around with my Outlook settings today and thought I fancied having a different display colour to the default blue. Imagine my fucking horror that after the six standard colours there was a section titled 'Pride'. Yes, you can select your Outlook colour to Lesbian, Transgender, Bisexual or Non-Binary. What a fucking, cunting fuck-shit are these fucking people at Microsoft thinking. Are they having a competition with the BBC? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 Did they have a section titled ‘idiot’ you could pick from? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Did they have a section titled ‘idiot’ you could pick from? Reported. Not for derailment, but for being the USUAL tedious fucking prick response with zero imaginative prose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 More chuffing……..less botting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 38 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Reported. Not for derailment, but for being the USUAL tedious fucking prick response with zero imaginative prose. Sorry - I’m sure there’ll be loads of constructive comments later, once others have had time to digest this brilliant nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I was having a little mess around with my Outlook settings today and thought I fancied having a different display colour to the default blue. Imagine my fucking horror that after the six standard colours there was a section titled 'Pride'. Yes, you can select your Outlook colour to Lesbian, Transgender, Bisexual or Non-Binary. What a fucking, cunting fuck-shit are these fucking people at Microsoft thinking. Are they having a competition with the BBC? I'm miffed they don't have a selection for cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Sorry - I’m sure there’ll be loads of constructive comments later, once others have had time to digest this brilliant nomination. Try, just for once, Ape, nominating something yourself. You first need some element of independent thought before using all your brainpower to construct some sentences expressing your despair at something. Give it a go Ape. I might have some respect for you then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Try, just for once, Ape, nominating something yourself. You first need some element of independent thought before using all your brainpower to construct some sentences expressing your despair at something. Give it a go Ape. I might have some respect for you then. I’ll wait until I have something actually worth nominating. Consider doing the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 'Chocolate Stabber brown' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 1 hour ago, dave said: I'm miffed they don't have a selection for cunts! Unlucky for you, though I'd imagine the six standard colours comprise brown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 Bloodied Stool Rouge with a background of Felched Grey bordered with a hue of Red Helmet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 Wait 'til they introduce the 'scratch and sniff' version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Neil said: Bloodied Stool Rouge with a background of Felched Grey bordered with a hue of Red Helmet How is the job at Dulux going, Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 13 hours ago, Neil said: Bloodied Stool Rouge with a background of Felched Grey bordered with a hue of Red Helmet Picasso would be spaffing all over his easel if he read this Neil. Form is temporary, class is permanent Sir. If I were a bird I’d willingly jump in the back of your Rascal and gag myself, even whack myself on the nut with the hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 I’ve been suspicious of Microsoft for a very long time. Especially Windows. In fact, I have it on good authority from our resident Red Sea Pedestrian that Windows can easily lead you astray. I’m still not sure what he meant by that as he was breathing rather heavily at the time, and with apologies to Joe Cocker, he’s probably best left upstairs, where he belongs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 14 hours ago, Neil said: Bloodied Stool Rouge with a background of Felched Grey bordered with a hue of Red Helmet A friend of mine did his downstairs bathroom in a shade of Kaposi’s Purple. His boyfriend didn’t appreciate me pointing it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve been suspicious of Microsoft for a very long time. Especially Windows. In fact, I have it on good authority from our resident Red Sea Pedestrian that Windows can easily lead you astray. I’m still not sure what he meant by that as he was breathing rather heavily at the time, and with apologies to Joe Cocker, he’s probably best left upstairs, where he belongs. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported You could at least give me a coded warning first, Paisley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You could at least give me a coded warning first, Paisley. You’ve got 5 minutes and then you’re reported. So ye are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: You’ve got 5 minutes and then you’re reported. So ye are. And that’s a coded warning, is it? Do you do much Sudoku, Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And that’s a coded warning, is it? Do you do much Sudoku, Bill? Sorry. Is this a previously unaired episode of Tenko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sorry. Is this a previously unaired episode of Tenko? As I remember, Louise Jameson had many young chaps Turning Japanese back in the day. I’m surprised you’re aware of the reference, given the usual asterisk in the Radio Times was “not for viewers in Northern Ireland”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: As I remember, Louise Jameson had many young chaps Turning Japanese back in the day. I’m surprised you’re aware of the reference, given the usual asterisk in the Radio Times was “not for viewers in Northern Ireland”. Full marks for upside down reading Bruce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: As I remember, Louise Jameson had many young chaps Turning Japanese back in the day. I’m surprised you’re aware of the reference, given the usual asterisk in the Radio Times was “not for viewers in Northern Ireland”. Stephanie Beacham if we're talking 'Tenko-wank' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stephanie Beacham if we're talking 'Tenko-wank' Ooooooh, you fucker…I won’t sleep now…. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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