Dave Umbongo Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 I know this is not a cunt as the programme is a pile of dog shit and I am glad it's fucking over. The reason for this nom. is so we can run a sweepstake on which one of the vacuous cunts that appeared in it will be the first to do a 'Flackers' and end it all. CBB is going for Liberty Poole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I know this is not a cunt as the programme is a pile of dog shit and I am glad it's fucking over. The reason for this nom. is so we can run a sweepstake on which one of the vacuous cunts that appeared in it will be the first to do a 'Flackers' and end it all. CBB is going for Liberty Poole. All of them hopefully. A group jump into a wood shredder would make required viewing. I might find their twitter accounts and give them some encouragement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I know this is not a cunt as the programme is a pile of dog shit and I am glad it's fucking over. The reason for this nom. is so we can run a sweepstake on which one of the vacuous cunts that appeared in it will be the first to do a 'Flackers' and end it all. CBB is going for Liberty Poole. You know that it’s about to end and you can name a participant and think that any fucker on here can name and nominate any candidate in it? You’re taking the piss hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You know that it’s about to end and you can name a participant and think that any fucker on here can name and nominate any candidate in it? You’re taking the piss hopefully. I had to do a Roops* for a name of one of the contestants and I only know it's ended because I get a response from the missus now if I ask her a question after 9pm. (* Google, Firefox, AskJeeves or any other fucking search engine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I know this is not a cunt as the programme is a pile of dog shit and I am glad it's fucking over. The reason for this nom. is so we can run a sweepstake on which one of the vacuous cunts that appeared in it will be the first to do a 'Flackers' and end it all. CBB is going for Liberty Poole. I have never watched it, but I’ll have a punt on the midget ‘Tattoo.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 14 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I know this is not a cunt as the programme is a pile of dog shit and I am glad it's fucking over. The reason for this nom. is so we can run a sweepstake on which one of the vacuous cunts that appeared in it will be the first to do a 'Flackers' and end it all. CBB is going for Liberty Poole. Next year they could stage the contest in Afghanistan, along with all the other celebrity, arse-wipe, tv programmes, fun for all the family. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 From what I've seen of this, is that it seems a programme containing fishlipped, pouting tartlets being slathered over by tattooed, sex starved lunkheads acting like a dog with two dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 42 minutes ago, dave said: Next year they could stage the contest in Afghanistan, along with all the other celebrity, arse-wipe, tv programmes, fun for all the family. Blind date would be interesting. "Contestant number One is 14 year old Fatima, who's ambition is to make her husband happy and produce boys who will grow up to kill infidels. Contestant number two is 12 year old Fatima who.........." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: From what I've seen of this, is that it seems a programme containing fishlipped, pouting tartlets being slathered over by tattooed, sex starved lunkheads acting like a dog with two dicks. The fish-lipped tartlets are usually also tattooed and the lunkheads cry like babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: The fish-lipped tartlets are usually also tattooed and the lunkheads cry like babies. With wide-ons that would make Punkape jealous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 I'll have a fiver on Ron Jeremy! I hear he's up before the beak and if that doesn't end up full-scale 'Jeffrey Epstein' then I'm sure lack of access to the antiretrovirals that are surely keeping the disease-riddled old fucker (first time that's been used correctly in here in eons) alive surely will. Whaddye mean he wasn't in Love Island? He IS a Love Island, the corpulent whisker-puncher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 Chaverama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 6 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Chaverama. Fair dues Spotto. I think I would rather shag a sheep than 90% of the faux tartlets on this shit shower of a TV programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 On 25/08/2021 at 18:39, Cunty BigBollox said: I know this is not a cunt as the programme is a pile of dog shit and I am glad it's fucking over. The reason for this nom. is so we can run a sweepstake on which one of the vacuous cunts that appeared in it will be the first to do a 'Flackers' and end it all. CBB is going for Liberty Poole. When you first walked into the living room and found Mrs Bigbollocks watching this shit... were you even just a little bit tempted to punch her fucking head in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When you first walked into the living room and found Mrs Bigbollocks watching this shit... were you even just a little bit tempted to punch her fucking head in? Not really. She's as thick as shit anyway and any little thing amuses her, even my button mushroom cock. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 21 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Not really. She's as thick as shit anyway and any little thing amuses her, even my button mushroom cock. Thankfully mrs pecker is appalled by this shite but does tend to watch equally rubbish tripe; one born every minute, X factor, most things on itv. And like most women will break into tears the minute some northern retard starts blubbing during some tail of woe and hardship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thankfully mrs pecker is appalled by this shite but does tend to watch equally rubbish tripe; one born every minute, X factor, most things on itv. And like most women will break into tears the minute some northern retard starts blubbing during some tail of woe and hardship Is this the imaginary Mrs Pecker? You are a virgin buck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Clavo Cruz said: Is this the imaginary Mrs Pecker? You are a virgin buck. Nothing imaginary about your pecker, is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: And like most women will break into tears the minute some northern retard starts blubbing during some tail of woe and hardship That’s the best time to catch her unawares and reveal your true empathetic nature, while helping her out of her clothes and lubing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nothing imaginary about your pecker, is there? No, it is as real as your Audi M4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thankfully mrs pecker is appalled by this shite but does tend to watch equally rubbish tripe; one born every minute, X factor, most things on itv. And like most women will break into tears the minute some northern retard starts blubbing during some tail of woe and hardship You are not married .. you are just a squealing little virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: You are not married .. you are just a squealing little virgin. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Reported. You are also a limp wristed little virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Clavo Cruz said: You are also a limp wristed little virgin. Reported again. For hate speech. Absolutely disgusting behaviour. I hope you get what you deserve fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported again. For hate speech. Absolutely disgusting behaviour. I hope you get what you deserve fella. That is ok I am calm .. I have just taken my high blood pressure medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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