Hammer of Cunts Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/british-student-on-holiday-in-afghanistan-accepts-death-blhl8wph8 This dim twat took himself off on hoiday to Afghanistan last week, appaently unaware of any possible civil unrest The whining bell-end now expects the diplomatic service and the UN to save him from the locals. Since when did Loughborough teach physics? I thought it was just PE and geography. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Apparently it was on his "bucket" list. Which is where his head will end up if the Taliban get him 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/british-student-on-holiday-in-afghanistan-accepts-death-blhl8wph8 This dim twat took himself off on hoiday to Afghanistan last week, appaently unaware of any possible civil unrest The whining bell-end now expects the diplomatic service and the UN to save him from the locals. Since when did Loughborough teach physics? I thought it was just PE and geography. Best lesson in life the twit will ever get. Can’t get that in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 The stupid cunt has travelled to a red list country so, to add to his woes, his body parts will have to be quarantined for 10 days should any of them make it back to the UK, and, what fucking stupid, sad cunt goes to a holiday destination where the consumption of alcohol is illegal?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Why couldn't he have gone to Magaluf and picked up a dose of Chlamydia like any other fucking young lad? Posh little cunts like him who go on poverty tourism trips to be "trendy" are a dime a dozen. If they're not getting decapitated by Boko Haram whilst building an orphanage in Africa, they're getting blown into a million pieces in some desert shit hole. Fuck him, the stupid little cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently it was on his "bucket" list. Which is where his head will end up if the Taliban get him Well at least he'll get to tick one thing off off the list before he kicks it. Who the fuck has a bucket list at 21? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The stupid cunt has travelled to a red list country so, to add to his woes, his body parts will have to be quarantined for 10 days should any of them make it back to the UK, and, what fucking stupid, sad cunt goes to a holiday destination where the consumption of alcohol is illegal?? Afghanistan; where alcohol is banned but fucking minors isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Any cunt with the name Miles deserves to be beheaded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 59 minutes ago, Decimus said: poverty tourism trips If your name's Miles, it's called "travelling". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Afghanistan; where alcohol is banned but fucking minors isn't. Do you think that's the real reason he went there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Why couldn't he have gone to Magaluf and picked up a dose of Chlamydia like any other fucking young lad? Looking at the cunt, and knowing his name is Miles, I doubt he could handle more than a pint anyway. Especially when they cut his fucking hands off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 When they blow the cunt up will he be known as Air Miles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 This is already one of my favourite threads of the year, and the cunt's not even dead yet. I haven't laughed so much at the poetic demise of a posh wanker since a polar bear ate Eton schoolboy Horatio Chapple. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 He'll soon be as famous as The Green Mile, and hopefully for the same reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is already one of my favourite threads of the year, and the cunt's not even dead yet. Wait until you hear this one - he thinks paying £15 to have the title of "Lord" printed on his American Express card will keep him safe. He told his followers: "The Taliban may see that as reason enough to keep me alive, thinking it may hold some negotiating power as they’ll think I’m important." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 31 minutes ago, nocti said: Looking at the cunt, and knowing his name is Miles, I doubt he could handle more than a pint anyway. Especially when they cut his fucking hands off. Even though the consumption of alcohol in Afghanistan is illegal it's still possible to come back legless. Ask Jack Cummings if you don't believe me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Wait until you hear this one - he thinks paying £15 to have the title of "Lord" printed on his American Express card will keep him safe. He told his followers: "The Taliban may see that as reason enough to keep me alive, thinking it may hold some negotiating power as they’ll think I’m important." For fuck's sake. Perhaps he should get a tattoo of the Prophet Muhammad on his left arse check to seal the deal? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: For fuck's sake. Perhaps he should get a tattoo of the Prophet Muhammad on his left arse check to seal the deal? We'll see how this all plays out. But, for once, I'm backing the rag heads when it comes to hunting down this dopey little shite - the asinine mourning rituals will only last as long as it takes for another cunt who the media latches on to to die - but if he escapes with his life, he'll undoubtedly be plastered on every fucking news website again as another privileged cunt telling everyone else how ashamed they should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Why couldn't he have gone to Magaluf and picked up a dose of Chlamydia like any other fucking young lad? Posh little cunts like him who go on poverty tourism trips to be "trendy" are a dime a dozen. If they're not getting decapitated by Boko Haram whilst building an orphanage in Africa, they're getting blown into a million pieces in some desert shit hole. Fuck him, the stupid little cunt. To change the subject entirely: how did Oliver Skipp do for your lot? He was brilliant on Sunday against City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: To change the subject entirely: how did Oliver Skipp do for your lot? He was brilliant on Sunday against City. He was good, definitely someone I'd have liked to have kept as a long term investment. I'll tell you who I rated even more highly than him, though, in fact I'd go as far to say he put in one of the finest defensive performances I've ever seen at Carrow Road (that's not hard to fucking beat to be fair). A few years back Ipswich had the Spurs lad Carter-Vickers on loan and he was playing in the local derby. James Madison, who was touted even then as being a future England international, was completely outclassed by C-V, he had him in his pocket the entire game and made him look like a Sunday league player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: Any cunt with the name Miles deserves to be beheaded. that would actually fit with all the Miles I've known! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: He was good, definitely someone I'd have liked to have kept as a long term investment. I'll tell you who I rated even more highly than him, though, in fact I'd go as far to say he put in one of the finest defensive performances I've ever seen at Carrow Road (that's not hard to fucking beat to be fair). A few years back Ipswich had the Spurs lad Carter-Vickers on loan and he was playing in the local derby. James Madison, who was touted even then as being a future England international, was completely outclassed by C-V, he had him in his pocket the entire game and made him look like a Sunday league player. He'll be out in this window. Wanted by Celtic and Newcastle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 6 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/british-student-on-holiday-in-afghanistan-accepts-death-blhl8wph8 This dim twat took himself off on hoiday to Afghanistan last week, appaently unaware of any possible civil unrest The whining bell-end now expects the diplomatic service and the UN to save him from the locals. Since when did Loughborough teach physics? I thought it was just PE and geography. Good nom HoC. Most of these gap yah twats travel to the 'Stans' to get stoned on the cheap. He won't be disappointed then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Even though the consumption of alcohol in Afghanistan is illegal it's still possible to come back legless. Ask Jack Cummings if you don't believe me. Harsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: This is already one of my favourite threads of the year, and the cunt's not even dead yet. I haven't laughed so much at the poetic demise of a posh wanker since a polar bear ate Eton schoolboy Horatio Chapple. Eton by a bear CB? 🐻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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