Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: ApeTM I will be in the singing kettle cafe at Dartmouth at 14:30 do you want to pop in and say hello and perhaps share a slice of cake? I will be easy to spot as I am 6' 5" tall and will be wearing a pink tutu. Will a tutu be adequate to shield your anaconda like appendage from scrutiny? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Of course, I’m the exception… If I ever met Frank, he'd be eating his early bird special, voucher purchased, meals for fucking one through a straw for the next six months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Of course, I’m the exception… Gorgeous wife you’ve got there, DC. Super thin though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 30 minutes ago, Frank said: Gorgeous wife you’ve got there, DC. Super thin though. Cancer? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Cancer? No word of a lie, baws. Lovely lady but she’s so skinny, her tits are in single file. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Of course, I’m the exception… @Frank is a good friend whilst it lasts but when when its over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: No word of a lie, baws. Lovely lady but she’s so skinny, her tits are in single file. I’ve always had unique taste but she’s the only woman who’d sleep with me twice if I’m being truthful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Cancer? Frank can vouch for her huge appetite Bawso. There’s nothing of her, I’ve seen more meat on an X-Ray. Tapeworm perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Frank can vouch for her huge appetite Bawso. There’s nothing of her, I’ve seen more meat on an X-Ray. Tapeworm perhaps? Does she weigh less than Frank? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: you forgot Bradford. Break out the rubber dinghy’s you goose bothering cunt- a tidal wave of stinking Afghan goat herders is on its way to Blighty. 100 quid a head (extra for children) and you’ll be able to buy your flock sexy underwear and perhaps a few more to bugger into submission 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 14 hours ago, Eddie said: I met him. Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: you’ll be able to buy your flock sexy underwear Seek help Stubbers. Dressing geese up in sexy lingerie isn’t a normal thought even if Monsieur Withers is the ‘cunt de jour.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Does she weigh less than Frank? That would depend on whether Frank had drained the previous nights afro spunk from his back passage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 There must be some reason that the Taliban just don’t seem to fear the Biden administration, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Its almost as if they’re laughing at the yanks. Fucking weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 I heard fat scruffy cunt Boris “Pussy Whipped” Johnson the other day boasting about how we had evacuated enough Peacefuls from Afghanistan equivalent to the population of Dorking. Wonderful!! Are we supposed to have a fucking party or something you useless cunt? Six months from now the professional race baiters will have got hold of them and their gratitude for saving their miserable lives will be long forgotten. We have the enemy within encouraging the enemy without to come here and fuck us over. If you don’t know who your enemies are in the first place you are truly fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 26/08/2021 at 22:27, Roadkill said: The dementia addled fucker probably keeps asking why the Viet Cong have suddenly swapped paddy hats for towels. “Container shortage, Mr President”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 44 minutes ago, King Billy said: There must be some reason that the Taliban just don’t seem to fear the Biden administration, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Its almost as if they’re laughing at the yanks. Fucking weird. Is that a selfie of you Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Seek help Stubbers. Dressing geese up in sexy lingerie isn’t a normal thought even if Monsieur Withers is the ‘cunt de jour.’ It is not. But completely different thinking metrics have to be applied when gauging your average French urbanite, couture-dependent pleasure seekers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Clavo Cruz said: Is that a selfie of you Billy? Get them eyes needled again, Pen. That's clearly someone's thumb with a face drawn on it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 48 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: Is that a selfie of you Billy? Aah you got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: There must be some reason that the Taliban just don’t seem to fear the Biden administration, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Its almost as if they’re laughing at the yanks. Fucking weird. Debbie Harry's let herself go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: Get them eyes needled again, Pen. That's clearly someone's thumb with a face drawn on it. No its Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 12 hours ago, Wolfie said: Does she weigh less than Frank? More than Ming…and she smells better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: More than Ming…and she smells better. Be careful that you do not end up with OMD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: Be careful that you do not end up with OMD. Andy McCluskey, local lad, obviously a long-time acquaintance of mine but a bit of a Chocolate Boy, if you get me, Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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