Dave Umbongo Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 Stupid fucking Ouzo guzzling swarthys have set fire to their country somehow. They're now evacuating residents by ferry and all I'm saying is they better not start turning up on our shores as we have enough to fucking deal with all the 30 year old bearded kids that regularly arrive on a fucking lilo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 33 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Stupid fucking Ouzo guzzling swarthys have set fire to their country somehow. They're now evacuating residents by ferry and all I'm saying is they better not start turning up on our shores as we have enough to fucking deal with all the 30 year old bearded kids that regularly arrive on a fucking lilo. Got enough with the ouzo quaffing, bald headed, pipe cleaner legged bubble of our own, without more of the cunts swarming our hallowed pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 Perhaps they should read a bit more on Archimedes and displace some of the sea water surrounding their land and use it on the fucking fire. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 There goes my feta cheese. And yoghurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 8 hours ago, Neil said: Perhaps they should read a bit more on Archimedes and displace some of the sea water surrounding their land and use it on the fucking fire. Neil, you sausage hiding, Polack trafficking, stupid fucking cunt. Do you know what this totally uncharacteristic display of intelligence reminds me of? This. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Neil, you sausage hiding, Polack trafficking, stupid fucking cunt. Do you know what this totally uncharacteristic display of intelligence reminds me of? This. Never watched it, Red Dwarf was always my Archimedes heel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Got enough with the ouzo quaffing, bald headed, pipe cleaner legged bubble of our own, without more of the cunts swarming our hallowed pages. Except for the fact that the spindle-legged pipe cleaner isn't Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 07/08/2021 at 20:23, Neil said: Perhaps they should read a bit more on Archimedes and displace some of the sea water surrounding their land and use it on the fucking fire. Eureka! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 10 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: Except for the fact that the spindle-legged pipe cleaner isn't Frank. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 10 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: Except for the fact that the spindle-legged pipe cleaner isn't Frank. Ape’s right. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. And you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: Ape’s right. Fuck off. And you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 10:02, Neil said: Never watched it, Red Dwarf was always my Archimedes heel Red Dwarf was fuckin' awful, about as funny as Peter Kay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 hour ago, dave said: Red Dwarf was fuckin' awful, about as funny as Peter Kay GARLICK BREAD? BREAD WITH GARLICK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 21:51, King Billy said: Ape’s right. Fuck off. Ape and Billy are correct in the ‘fuck off’ message, but the silly cunts missed out the ‘and die’ bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ape and Billy are correct in the ‘fuck off’ message, but the silly cunts missed out the ‘and die’ bit ‘Or die’ would suffice. But neither isn’t an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ape and Billy are correct in the ‘fuck off’ message, but the silly cunts missed out the ‘and die’ bit Couldn't you just go and play with some Vipera berus? your life has no point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 09/08/2021 at 17:51, dave said: Red Dwarf was fuckin' awful Coming from the man who believes that fake dog shit from a joke shop represents the height of comedy, I doubt that Doug Naylor and Rob Grant will lose any sleep over your critique. You whoopee cushion loving, absolute spastic fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 09/08/2021 at 17:51, dave said: Red Dwarf was fuckin' awful I'd switch over to Miranda if I were you. More your speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 (edited) On 08/08/2021 at 11:10, Clavo Cruz said: Except for the fact that the spindle-legged pipe cleaner isn't Frank. Ape and King Billy are right, fuck off. Edited August 11, 2021 by Cunty BigBollox and Stubby. Apart from he missed out, horribly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 8 hours ago, scotty said: I'd switch over to Miranda if I were you. More your speed. But still much too fast for you professor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Coming from the man who believes that fake dog shit from a joke shop represents the height of comedy, I doubt that Doug Naylor and Rob Grant will lose any sleep over your critique. You whoopee cushion loving, absolute spastic fucking cunt. Look at his little face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 5 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: But still much too fast for you professor. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 16 hours ago, Decimus said: I doubt that Doug Naylor and Rob Grant will lose any sleep over your critique. They probably won't, when there's sycophantic cunts like you to bolster their popularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 16 hours ago, scotty said: I'd switch over to Miranda if I were you. More your speed. WTF is Miranda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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