scotty Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: Fuck me we got absolutely hammered. It doesn't bode well. You don't know the meaning of the word "hammered" until you've been thrashed 9-0 in successive seasons. I fear another such reaming tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 31 minutes ago, scotty said: You don't know the meaning of the word "hammered" until you've been thrashed 9-0 in successive seasons. I fear another such reaming tomorrow. I remember the scum getting battered by Man Utd 9-0 backin the 90s, which was a record at the time. Speaking of the 90s, that fucking Le Tiss goal vs Blackburn still gives me goosebumps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Not to worry Decs, 2 weeks time, bottom of the table head to head against the Arse. My lot are that fucking shit with a Pep wannabee fraudster in charge that your lot are guaranteed your first points of the season. £50 cunting million on a third rate centre half ffs, cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 59 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck me we got absolutely hammered. It doesn't bode well. Listening on the radio. Apparently Norwich kept trying to play it out from the back and were getting fucked. I'm just wondering if they should ditch Farke and bring someone in who knows the PL better. Eddie Howe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 43 minutes ago, Decimus said: I remember the scum getting battered by Man Utd 9-0 backin the 90s, which was a record at the time. Speaking of the 90s, that fucking Le Tiss goal vs Blackburn still gives me goosebumps. My personal favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eddie Howe? Rumoured to be holding out for the Saints job. Not because we're any good, but he's apparently keen to stay on the south coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Rumoured to be holding out for the Saints job. Not because we're any good, but he's apparently keen to stay on the south coast. I'd like to see him at a bigger club (no disrespect). But he was one of the names in the frame for the Spurs job. I wouldn't say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd like to see him at a bigger club (no disrespect). But he was one of the names in the frame for the Spurs job. I wouldn't say no. I doubt Spurs would ever have appointed him. Can't see that at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2021 Report Share Posted August 22, 2021 20 hours ago, scotty said: You don't know the meaning of the word "hammered" until you've been thrashed 9-0 in successive seasons. I fear another such reaming tomorrow. Could yet be 9-1, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2021 Report Share Posted August 22, 2021 The main takeaway from that game for me is that Bruno Fernandes is an angry, self-entitled little cock smoker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 22, 2021 Report Share Posted August 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The main takeaway from that game for me is that Bruno Fernandes is an angry, self-entitled little cock smoker. So are most of the munichs, tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 On 17/08/2021 at 19:49, Decimus said: Become? I've always liked and talked about football, you senile old cunt. If we're talking about boring, try thirteen tedious fucking pages about snooker: I think a 'Guns 'n' Ammo' section would be a good idea. @Witheredscrote would be especially thrilled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think a 'Guns 'n' Ammo' section would be a good idea. @Witheredscrote would be especially thrilled. What about a Gums 'n' ammo section for Billy .. NO SURRENDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 12 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: What about a Gums 'n' ammo section for Billy .. NO SURRENDER! I’m off to Budapest next Monday to have my implants in Blakey. You should consider an extraction down below yourself. I’m sure McAlpines or Fitzpatrick Engineering could give you an estimate for the job if they’re not too busy building motorways and flyovers. Fred Dibnah might have tackled it if he were still with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 13 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: What about a Gums 'n' ammo section for Billy .. NO SURRENDER! Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 13 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: What about a Gums 'n' ammo section for Billy .. NO SURRENDER! Stubbs is right. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: Stubbs is right. Fuck off. Fuck me; right twice in a day, a first for me But you’re correct of course- pen, fuck of and die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 3 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m off to Budapest next Monday to have my implants in Blakey. You should consider an extraction down below yourself. I’m sure McAlpines or Fitzpatrick Engineering could give you an estimate for the job if they’re not too busy building motorways and flyovers. Fred Dibnah might have tackled it if he were still with us. There's a great restaurant in one of the back streets there. The owner's a dead ringer for Yul Brynner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a great restaurant in one of the back streets there. The owner's a dead ringer for Yul Brynner. Rather unfortunate for the poor man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a great restaurant in one of the back streets there. The owner's a dead ringer for Yul Brynner. Do they serve soup as I think that will be all he can manage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 12 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m off to Budapest next Monday to have my implants in Blakey. You should consider an extraction down below yourself. I’m sure McAlpines or Fitzpatrick Engineering could give you an estimate for the job if they’re not too busy building motorways and flyovers. Fred Dibnah might have tackled it if he were still with us. Are you there yet .. don't come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 13 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m off to Budapest next Monday 1 hour ago, Clavo Cruz said: Are you there yet .. don't come back. Your level of stupidity is without equal, so I won’t mention the lack of a question mark or capital D. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Do they serve soup as I think that will be all he can manage. You’ve been on the soup this morning already, haven’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’ve been on the soup this morning already, haven’t you? It is far more likely that you have been on the soup Gummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: It is far more likely that you have been on the soup Gummy. Much better punctuation this time Donkey Dong. You bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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