Decimus Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: The Judge? Where's the mobility scooter, hooked nose and obligatory dead Palestinian baby? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: Wheres the Mariana Trench like ginger snatch with the aroma of a discarded crab pot? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Don’t hold your breath. It ain’t happening, and if it does, years from now the poison jab will have seen you off long before that day comes. How does it feel to have volunteered for the cull? Ah bally baby i think yer bowler hat n sash are a bit too tight on ya..stopping the blood supply to that orange turnip in yer skull. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 @King Billy we're entertaining your boys at Carra Rudd this arvo. What's your score prediction? If you're going to the game wave your tin foil hat toward the Barclay and I'll waggle my six fingers back at you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: @King Billy we're entertaining your boys at Carra Rudd this arvo. What's your score prediction? If you're going to the game wave your tin foil hat toward the Barclay and I'll waggle my six fingers back at you. 2-1 Norwich. Pukki and Cantwell *if I'm right you owe me a fuck load of likes, big boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 On 13/08/2021 at 09:58, PANZER MURPHY said: Ya gettin the jab bally baby..i got me two doses of the moderna stuff..didn't really bother me what i was offered..at the vaccination centre i never realised how many good lookin women in the 50+ category there are...roll on the reopening. PANZERMURPHYBABY Good old panzy; still destroying the backdoors of the old dears in the Emerald Isle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 On 12/08/2021 at 23:31, King Billy said: Marcus Birks.... featured on BBC News nationwide in the last couple of days. Lying in hospital, oxygen mask on and bleating about his vaccine scepticism until he caught Covid, and urging everyone to get jabbed. Actor and reality TV gimp. The BBC didn’t see fit to mention that. Matthew Roche.... another sceptic who fell ill and realised how stupid he’d been and saw the light. Actor and paid schill. Paul Godfrey.....ditto. Anyone see a pattern emerging here? Hugotalks.com ’The first Covid victim/actress that got the ball rolling.’ Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 On 05/08/2021 at 22:51, Roadkill said: Fuck! I use that stuff to stop my bollocks sweating on hot days. I hope my ovaries are OK... A little bit of talc applied to a clammy sack on a hot day is one thing, but liberal application to a moist gusset is just going to create a perfumed fishy porridge. It's a no from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 14 hours ago, Goober said: A little bit of talc applied to a clammy sack on a hot day is one thing, but liberal application to a moist gusset is just going to create a perfumed fishy porridge. It's a no from me. I think I heard it in “Frasier”: “It smells like a fish died and other fish brought it flowers”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 On 14/08/2021 at 18:54, Stubby Pecker said: Good old panzy; still destroying the backdoors of the old dears in the Emerald Isle Stay strong ..hold fast...we're all in this together..ill do my part PANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 On 14/08/2021 at 17:12, camberwell gypsy said: 2-1 Norwich. Pukki and Cantwell Any other hot tips, gypps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 15 minutes ago, scotty said: Any other hot tips, gypps? Not so much a tip, but a prediction, Scotters. I know he's scored already, but I think you wasted your money on Armstrong and he'll be a huge flop. Last year the only top six team he scored against (ironically) was Norwich, and over ten of his tally were against teams that got relegated. One of the most overrated players out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 17 minutes ago, scotty said: Any other hot tips, gypps? Never chop wood in a rubber dinghy. Hows that for a tip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 21 minutes ago, scotty said: Any other hot tips, gypps? I predicted that score because getting a team like liverpool first game up can be a banana skin for the bigger side. I thought the canaries would cause them problems. Apparently Norwich were the better team in the first 25 minutes. Dunno whether decs can confirm that. What makes me smile is cunts on TV saying Spurs was a shock result. The fact that City have lost their last 4 games at Tottenham and also not scoring either escaped their memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I predicted that score because getting a team like liverpool first game up can be a banana skin for the bigger side. I thought the canaries would cause them problems. Apparently Norwich were the better team in the first 25 minutes. Dunno whether decs can confirm that. What makes me smile is cunts on TV saying Spurs was a shock result. The fact that City have lost their last 4 games at Tottenham and also not scoring either escaped their memory. Absolutely agree, and possession was pretty much 50-50. We lost by a not inconsiderable margin, but I'm pleased with the performance against one of the best teams in the league. Also agree on the spurs result, I wasn't shocked at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 55 minutes ago, Decimus said: Absolutely agree, and possession was pretty much 50-50. We lost by a not inconsiderable margin, but I'm pleased with the performance against one of the best teams in the league. Also agree on the spurs result, I wasn't shocked at all. Football! What a boring iron you have become. What next to titillate the members? Maybe your review of the Caister-on-Sea Kazoo Marching Band -v- The Dagenham Girl Pipers final. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Not so much a tip, but a prediction, Scotters. I know he's scored already, but I think you wasted your money on Armstrong and he'll be a huge flop. Last year the only top six team he scored against (ironically) was Norwich, and over ten of his tally were against teams that got relegated. One of the most overrated players out there. If we're talking early tips Decs, get your money down early; this is the season the Saints go down. We've ridden our luck too often lately and this time we're not going to get away with it. Eddie Howe to take over after 15 - 20 games, then relegated anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, scotty said: If we're talking early tips Decs, get your money down early; this is the season the Saints go down. We've ridden our luck too often lately and this time we're not going to get away with it. Eddie Howe to take over after 15 - 20 games, then relegated anyway. Ah, the Wigan of the South. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ah, the Wigan of the South. In years to come, we will aspire to be a yoyo club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Football! What a boring iron you have become. Become? I've always liked and talked about football, you senile old cunt. If we're talking about boring, try thirteen tedious fucking pages about snooker: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Just now, scotty said: In years to come, we will aspire to be a yoyo club. You rang? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, scotty said: In years to come, we will aspire to be a yoyo club. Bet you've missed those local derbies with Portsmouth, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bet you've missed those local derbies with Portsmouth, though. Not especially. In a surprise move since their temporary elevation to PL status, Bournemouth have attempted vainly to replace Portsmouth as our main local rivals. Bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 On 17/08/2021 at 19:49, Decimus said: Become? I've always liked and talked about football, you senile old cunt. If we're talking about boring, try thirteen tedious fucking pages about snooker: Fucking hell Decs, your mob haven't had an easy start. I see you're away to the Arab Oil FC! Hopefully we softened them up for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell Decs, your mob haven't had an easy start. I see you're away to the Arab Oil FC! Hopefully we softened them up for you. Fuck me we got absolutely hammered. It doesn't bode well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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