Last Cunt Standing Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 On 02/08/2021 at 06:00, judgetwi said: i’ve played at a much higher level than Alex......against hungover cunts in a pub league on Sunday mornings. Ah yes, I think I recall walking the dog on Hackney marshes one distant Sunday morning when I encountered the bizarre spectacle of The Star of David vs The Dog and Foreskin. I’m not sure the striped kit was in entirely good taste, and was frankly bewildered that the ref had prominent epaulettes and a hat to finish off his all black kit. When he ordered them all in the showers at the end, there was hell to pay. I don’t remember seeing a 30 stone dickhead zipping up the wing on his spagchariot, but it was rather a long time ago. I think we’d all like to hear more about your football career, Judy. Christ knows the place could use a laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Ah yes, I think I recall walking the dog on Hackney marshes one distant Sunday morning when I encountered the bizarre spectacle of The Star of David vs The Dog and Foreskin. I’m not sure the striped kit was in entirely good taste, and was frankly bewildered that the ref had prominent epaulettes and a hat to finish off his all black kit. When he ordered them all in the showers at the end, there was hell to pay. I don’t remember seeing a 30 stone dickhead zipping up the wing on his spagchariot, but it was rather a long time ago. I think we’d all like to hear more about your football career, Judy. Christ knows the place could use a laugh. Thank you Bertie. I must say I am well pleased that such an important gentleman like yourself has taken such an interest in me. The fact is that , as a youth, I was a fucking football genius! I invented the “Cruyff Turn” before anybody had heard of the big nosed, weed smoking, Dutch cunt. Sadly my career was curtailed by a terrible injury.......I dropped a crate of lager on my foot! Just think, with the appropriate arse licking, I could be Gary Linekunt now lecturing wokie two bob middle class wankers like your good self. But some things are not meant to be. Speaking of a “good laugh” the idea that you have ever been anywhere near Hackney has made me piss my pants. Sadly that’s not an unusual occurrence these days but you don’t want to hear about my problems do you Bertie? Or do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Thank you Bertie. I must say I am well pleased that such an important gentleman like yourself has taken such an interest in me. The fact is that , as a youth, I was a fucking football genius! I invented the “Cruyff Turn” before anybody had heard of the big nosed, weed smoking, Dutch cunt. Sadly my career was curtailed by a terrible injury.......I dropped a crate of lager on my foot! Just think, with the appropriate arse licking, I could be Gary Linekunt now lecturing wokie two bob middle class wankers like your good self. But some things are not meant to be. Speaking of a “good laugh” the idea that you have ever been anywhere near Hackney has made me piss my pants. Sadly that’s not an unusual occurrence these days but you don’t want to hear about my problems do you Bertie? Or do you? You strike me as being a Nickelback fan, Judge, which says it all really. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You strike me as being a Nickelback fan, Judge, which says it all really. Chad Kroeger was the first (and so far only) male to ever make the official Top Twenty on my infamous "Horse-Faced Cunts Scale", although he has since been displaced by even more deserving fillies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Chad Kroeger was the first (and so far only) male to ever make the official Top Twenty on my infamous "Horse-Faced Cunts Scale", although he has since been displaced by even more deserving fillies. I`ll bet tonights Shepherd Neame`s Parker is a top 5...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 22 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: I`ll bet tonights Shepherd Neame`s Parker is a top 5...... Number One, although sadly not with a bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 I’m surprised the BBC hasn’t given a job to Hope Powell. Pioneer in Wimminz football ✅ Vast playing and managerial experience at club level. ✅ Ex England international (35 goals in 66 games) ✅ Ex England manager ✅ Black ✅ Lezza ✅ Hot sort who every bloke watching wants to fuck ❌ Oh well, not everyone can match the BBC’s exacting standards. What a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 I am responding to all the forum noms, some have me foxed? Either this one is a footballer or a politician? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 On 07/08/2021 at 11:44, Decimus said: You strike me as being a Nickelback fan, Judge, which says it all really. Fuck off. 'I wanna brand new house on an episode of flids, and a bathroom I can can play dreidel in...' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 On 07/08/2021 at 14:54, Hokey Gingers said: I`ll bet tonights Shepherd Neame`s Parker is a top 5...... Must be an odds on favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 On 07/08/2021 at 15:17, Cuntybaws said: I love ProfB Ta Baws xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 21 minutes ago, ProfB said: I like to stuff crumpets up my arse and then let stray mangy dogs lick them out. That comes as no surprise to me, you quote-altering cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That comes as no surprise to me, you quote-altering cunt. I am scared of dogs. 🐩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 4 hours ago, ProfB said: I am scared of dogs. 🐩 I suspect the dogs are far more scared of you......especially Alex Scott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 On 01/09/2021 at 23:58, judgetwi said: I suspect the dogs are far more scared of you......especially Alex Scott. I am professor baa lamb, I fear sheep dogs, they don't fear me. (That's a joke 🙊) Alex Scott? Never heard of her, must be on some cookery programme, that Big Bad Baws watches? Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 On 01/09/2021 at 19:23, ProfB said: I am scared of dogs. 🐩 Understandable really. Dropping onto the pavement from a Great Danes arse would traumatise most fucking idiots, but try not to dwell on it too much, as you would have turned out a complete fucking spaz no matter what the circumstances of your birth were. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Understandable really. Dropping onto the pavement from a Great Danes arse would traumatise most fucking idiots, but try not to dwell on it too much, as you would have turned out a complete fucking spaz no matter what the circumstances of your birth were. Fuck off. Billy King hates the very lovable ProfB 😢 Walkers now do 'fish & chip' flavoured crisps - Give a little loveThere's food in the airGive a little loveHello, PiccadillyGive a little loveThe wind in my hairGive a little loveThe beat of tomorrow London nights by the London Boys. They died in a car crash, but here we have big bad Billy king bullying the very coot & soo lovable profB AKA professor baa lamb love ProfB XXX Ps I can talk about willies & bums if you wish? RIP London Boys - I love your toons & you forever xxxx (more 😽) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck off. DOG SHIT FACE void of a personality - waiting for you to post something of interested, poodle pants breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, ProfB said: Billy King hates the very lovable ProfB 😢 Walkers now do 'fish & chip' flavoured crisps - Give a little loveThere's food in the airGive a little loveHello, PiccadillyGive a little loveThe wind in my hairGive a little loveThe beat of tomorrow London nights by the London Boys. They died in a car crash, but here we have big bad Billy king bullying the very coot & soo lovable profB AKA professor baa lamb love ProfB XXX Ps I can talk about willies & bums if you wish? RIP London Boys - I love your toons & you forever xxxx (more 😽) I rest my case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I rest my case. Briefs case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 minute ago, ProfB said: Briefs case? I promise, I’m going to kill you one day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: I am professor baa lamb, I fear sheep dogs, they don't fear me. (That's a joke 🙊) Alex Scott? Never heard of her, must be on some cookery programme, that Big Bad Baws watches? Love ProfB XXX Kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Kill yourself Shut up you screaming pair of shitted pants, that would faint if IT saw a nipple in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I promise, I’m going to kill you one day. MMhhh posted at the same time as Peckers... like not the same person? threatening profB, you keyboard troll. mrs Roots SHOULD exclude your duo act permanently & death frets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 6, 2021 Report Share Posted September 6, 2021 22 minutes ago, ProfB said: MMhhh posted at the same time as Peckers... like not the same person? threatening profB, you keyboard troll. mrs Roots SHOULD exclude your duo act permanently & death frets? Hardly We both think you’re an annoyingly childish fucking twat who brings zero to this place and genuinely want you dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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