Last Cunt Standing Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Much debate around the book club dinner table tonight surrounding the funniest Jewish comic, triggered of course by the death of Jackie Mason. The funny bastard made it to 93, but it’s a bit of a cunt I won’t hear him again. Mel Brooks was of course mentioned, Larry David, Joan Rivers, Garry Shandling, Jerry Seinfeld and Billy Crystal were all given plaudits. A few purists suggested Phil Silvers and Gene Wilder, while the woman proposing Roseanne Barr I suspect won’t be invited again. I learned however that Jerry Sadowitz is criminally unknown in this part of the world, and with no video clips to support my case I am afraid the top-hatted misanthrope was ranked lower than Ben Fucking Stiller. Philistine Cunts. The book we had all read was passable, but quickly forgotten. Unlike Jackie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Gary Shandling's spoof talk show comedy was fantastic. Larry's 'Curb....." is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen. Woody Allen? And toss in another woman's name; the late great Gilda Radner? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 I look forward to the day when you can add David Baddiel to the list of candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Oh, and by the way, "book club dinner table", what the fuck? Why do people need to be told what to read now? Unless the car keys hit the bowl later, after a few lambrinis, you need to man the fuck up! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Jerry Sadowitz pushed the envelope for sure but most of his jokes weren't that good. Great close up magician though and he outed Jimmy Saville years beforehand so the balance tips in his favour "like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl, on a see-saw.........opposite, a dwarf." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Much debate around the book club dinner table tonight surrounding the funniest Jewish comic, triggered of course by the death of Jackie Mason. The funny bastard made it to 93, but it’s a bit of a cunt I won’t hear him again. Mel Brooks was of course mentioned, Larry David, Joan Rivers, Garry Shandling, Jerry Seinfeld and Billy Crystal were all given plaudits. A few purists suggested Phil Silvers and Gene Wilder, while the woman proposing Roseanne Barr I suspect won’t be invited again. I learned however that Jerry Sadowitz is criminally unknown in this part of the world, and with no video clips to support my case I am afraid the top-hatted misanthrope was ranked lower than Ben Fucking Stiller. Philistine Cunts. The book we had all read was passable, but quickly forgotten. Unlike Jackie. Sammy Davis Jr. 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh, and by the way, "book club dinner table", what the fuck? Why do people need to be told what to read now? Unless the car keys hit the bowl later, after a few lambrinis, you need to man the fuck up! Man the fuck up? I’d wager the good doc goes purely to “fuck a man up (the wrong ‘un)”. Most likely a drunken Abo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh, and by the way, "book club dinner table", what the fuck? Why do people need to be told what to read now? Unless the car keys hit the bowl later, after a few lambrinis, you need to man the fuck up! It’s all a bit geriatric for my tastes, but the old ducks that host used to run a winery and I’m determined to put a big dent in their cellar. Superficial musings on the characterisation in some supermarket potboiler is a small price to pay. With this crowd all you really need to do is make some dodgy reference to a classical text or a Booker winner and they’ll nod away long enough not to notice you necking a half bottle of good stuff. Also guarantees me a reward nosh from the wife who thinks it’s great I engage with her mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It’s all a bit geriatric for my tastes, but the old ducks that host used to run a winery and I’m determined to put a big dent in their cellar. Superficial musings on the characterisation in some supermarket potboiler is a small price to pay. With this crowd all you really need to do is make some dodgy reference to a classical text or a Booker winner and they’ll nod away long enough not to notice you necking a half bottle of good stuff. Also guarantees me a reward nosh from the wife who thinks it’s great I engage with her mates. You fickle, manipulative and shallow cunt. I think we’re related. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Much debate around the book club dinner table tonight surrounding the funniest Jewish comic, triggered of course by the death of Jackie Mason. The funny bastard made it to 93, but it’s a bit of a cunt I won’t hear him again. Mel Brooks was of course mentioned, Larry David, Joan Rivers, Garry Shandling, Jerry Seinfeld and Billy Crystal were all given plaudits. A few purists suggested Phil Silvers and Gene Wilder, while the woman proposing Roseanne Barr I suspect won’t be invited again. I learned however that Jerry Sadowitz is criminally unknown in this part of the world, and with no video clips to support my case I am afraid the top-hatted misanthrope was ranked lower than Ben Fucking Stiller. Philistine Cunts. The book we had all read was passable, but quickly forgotten. Unlike Jackie. Ann Frank for me. Hilarious ending. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Also guarantees me a reward nosh from the wife who thinks it’s great I engage with her mates. 🎵 if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ann Frank for me. Hilarious ending. It's a shame she didn't survive the war. She could have made a fortune doing loft conversions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's a shame she didn't survive the war. She could have made a fortune doing loft conversions. That cunt who bought her that drumkit for Xmas has a lot to answer for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 26, 2021 Report Share Posted July 26, 2021 The only good Jewish comic is a dead Jewish comic. @judgetwi how many Jews smoke? About six million. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 On 25/07/2021 at 15:19, Cuntybaws said: Oh, and by the way, "book club dinner table", what the fuck? Why do people need to be told what to read now? Unless the car keys hit the bowl later, after a few lambrinis, you need to man the fuck up! Like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 Can’t remember the name of the Jewish comic but it was the one with the ‘Bash Street Yids’ in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 On 25/07/2021 at 15:19, Cuntybaws said: Oh, and by the way, "book club dinner table", what the fuck? Why do people need to be told what to read now? Unless the car keys hit the bowl later, after a few lambrinis, you need to man the fuck up! Indeed. In what way is this a cunt nomination? This is just some arsehole bragging about his middle class lifestyle, his dinner parties and his faux posh “book club”. Am I supposed to be impressed Bertie? Do me a favour mate. You are a long fucking way from Islington Bertie boy. Or maybe you’re not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 On 26/07/2021 at 07:32, Dyslexic cnut said: Ann Frank for me. Hilarious ending. LOL !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 Lenny Bruce…. The daddy of all modern comedians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Lenny Bruce…. The daddy of all modern comedians. Spotto, why was my nom deleted? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Spotto, why was my nom deleted? The bastard! I really thought I was onto something with my Mars Attacks comparison... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The bastard! I really thought I was onto something with my Mars Attacks comparison... What was the fen cunts nomination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What was the fen cunts nomination? Google Lord Shinkwin and you'll get the jist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Google Lord Shinkwin and you'll get the jist. I’ve just tried to and I’m apparently not allowed. My mistake, I just realised its been pulled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Google Lord Shinkwin and you'll get the jist. Good.. so you know then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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