Dave Umbongo Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 Watched this fat sow being interviewed on BBC Breakfast this morning and while I do have sympathy for the front line NHS staff that put in hard shifts because they need a decent income and have a desire to make a difference in what they do as a job, this fucking mouthpiece does not represent the nurses seeking pay rises in a very good light. Admittedly not even I would want to cover her food bill looking at the size of the heffer - think Hattie Jacques in Carry-On doctor but a couple of stone bulkier, but, she doesn't have kids which we all know, other than the mortgage, is the biggest drain on the family finances and, it turns out she is not working because of 'Long Covid' - this will shortly become the new modern fibromyalgia, which coincidentally, she also has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 36 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Watched this fat sow being interviewed on BBC Breakfast this morning and while I do have sympathy for the front line NHS staff that put in hard shifts because they need a decent income and have a desire to make a difference in what they do as a job, this fucking mouthpiece does not represent the nurses seeking pay rises in a very good light. Admittedly not even I would want to cover her food bill looking at the size of the heffer - think Hattie Jacques in Carry-On doctor but a couple of stone bulkier, but, she doesn't have kids which we all know, other than the mortgage, is the biggest drain on the family finances and, it turns out she is not working because of 'Long Covid' - this will shortly become the new modern fibromyalgia, which coincidentally, she also has. She is also bipolar and has got PTSD as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: She is also bipolar and has got PTSD as well. I wouldn't trust her to find the right hole for a colonoscopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wouldn't trust her to find the right hole for a colonoscopy. There's never a right hole for having things rammed up your arse, unless your name's Frank or Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 Saw a story on line about 51 year old fella who caught covid after watching the england v Croatia game at his local with lots of others. Went to hospital and passed away. The report didn't mention any comorbidities he may have had. However the photo of him showed him to be least 4 stone overweight and posing in front of a huge 'fuck off' quadruple decker cheeseburger. Just saying nah wot aah mean, like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: She is also bipolar and has got PTSD as well. STD's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Joker said: STD's? Thanks cunt. I've just given myself PTSD imagining the cow picking up an STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Thanks cunt. I've just given myself PTSD imagining the cow picking up an STD. RSI more likely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Saw a story on line about 51 year old fella who caught covid after watching the england v Croatia game at his local with lots of others. Went to hospital and passed away. The report didn't mention any comorbidities he may have had. However the photo of him showed him to be least 4 stone overweight and posing in front of a huge 'fuck off' quadruple decker cheeseburger. Just saying nah wot aah mean, like? Qualify this assertion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Qualify this assertion. Er "Get fucked". Does that qualify it enough? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Qualify this assertion. A large (25kg) sack of spuds. Sorry, I thought you said quantify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 33 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A large (25kg) sack of spuds. Sorry, I thought you said quantify. Change your fucking avatar, I won't tell you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 15 hours ago, Joker said: STD's? No twat will touch her to give her that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Change your fucking avatar, I won't tell you again. I'll get on it straight away. With all due respect, CBB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Saw a story on line about 51 year old fella who caught covid after watching the england v Croatia game at his local with lots of others. Went to hospital and passed away. The report didn't mention any comorbidities he may have had. However the photo of him showed him to be least 4 stone overweight and posing in front of a huge 'fuck off' quadruple decker cheeseburger. Just saying nah wot aah mean, like? I am not sure how well you are judging weight from what you see .. a lot of these folk are far more overweight than that weighing in at 20 stone plus. I would suspect that in the case of corono some of the weight will have fallen through dehydration by the time they reach you. Added to this is that we have had more than 30 years of binge drinking with some of the oldest binge drinkers now in their 50s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am not sure how well you are judging weight from what you see .. a lot of these folk are far more overweight than that weighing in at 20 stone plus. I would suspect that in the case of corono some of the weight will have fallen through dehydration by the time they reach you. Added to this is that we have had more than 30 years of binge drinking with some of the oldest binge drinkers now in their 50s. I need to get hold of some of this 'Binge'. Do they sell it in Morrisons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I need to get hold of some of this 'Binge'. Do they sell it in Morrisons? You spelt 'minge' wrong. I'm sure Morrisons sell it at their fish stall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 Why the fuck do I always google these fat fucking munters just after I've eaten? Sometimes I have all the applied learning skills of Homer fucking Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 13 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: No twat will touch her to give her that. If you caught Covid 19 on your helmet, would that be ‘Long Covid’ or ‘Dong Covid’? Definitely wouldn’t be the ‘Vagina Variant’ unless you picked it up in the non gender specific toilets at Burtons when you were in buying some Y Fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 I’ve never heard of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 15 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'll get on it straight away. With all due respect, CBB 13 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am not sure how well you are judging weight from what you see .. a lot of these folk are far more overweight than that weighing in at 20 stone plus. I would suspect that in the case of corono some of the weight will have fallen through dehydration by the time they reach you. Added to this is that we have had more than 30 years of binge drinking with some of the oldest binge drinkers now in their 50s. Change your avatars you pair of dim witted spackers Its hard to tell who posting the latest drivel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Change your avatars you pair of dim witted spackers Its hard to tell who posting the latest drivel @Cunty BigBollox, Your avatars have been removed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Cunty BigBollox, Your avatars have been removed. That wanker Dickless forced me to do it. Don't cooler him though as his presence on the site makes everyone else feel a little bit better about their own existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That wanker Dickless forced me to do it. Don't cooler him though as his presence on the site makes everyone else feel a little bit better about their own existence. What happened, did you change your avatar again to something completely disgusting? Was it a picture of a midget sucking off a giraffe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That wanker Dickless forced me to do it. Don't cooler him though as his presence on the site makes everyone else feel a little bit better about their own existence. Take yer medicine and shut it Drew. You’ve be told by the evil one that you’re a cunt and fuck me she’s right for once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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