Dyslexic cnut Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: You used to be on good terms with Stubby... Frank has seeped into your veins like black tar heroin. You'll do anything just to get a little taste of him. You have strayed far from your original path Dyslexic-san... It’s got fuck all to do with Frank. Stubbs tells every other cunt to ‘drink bleach!’ It’s dull and he’s better than that. Some fucker has to tell him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have been up on the moors today looking for the hound of the Baskervilles Tim, have you ever seen the hound? No, but it’s tail is hanging out of the front of your dress Big Dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s got fuck all to do with Frank. Stubbs tells every other cunt to ‘drink bleach!’ It’s dull and he’s better than that. Some fucker has to tell him. And you just happen to take offense to the tradition when its being directed at Frank? After he's told "every other cunt" to drink bleach, this one single time out of thousands just happens to be the straw that breaks the camel's back? It isn't Stubby who's "better" than this. You're getting tummy rubs from Freddy Kruger. Eventually its going to end with your guts piled around your ankles, mark my words. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I once put my foot down a fox hole if that helps. By ‘foot’ do you mean your 12”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s got fuck all to do with Frank. Stubbs tells every other cunt to ‘drink bleach!’ It’s dull and he’s better than that. Some fucker has to tell him. DC have you thought this through? Going full blitzkrieg on a lot of heavy hitters, with from what I can gather, only Frank and Pen in the Stuka squadron alongside you. Don’t believe Lady P if he tries telling you that monster poking out of his skirt is a V2. If it goes off no one’s getting blown up but you’re going to need a bucket and sponge and a lot of towels. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: And you just happen to take offense to the tradition when its being directed at Frank? After he's told "every other cunt" to drink bleach, this one single time out of thousands just happens to be the straw that breaks the camel's back? It isn't Stubby who's "better" than this. You're getting tummy rubs from Freddy Kruger. Eventually its going to end with your guts piled around your ankles, mark my words. I’ll be fine Kills, I do appreciate your concern, you’re a top man who got a shitty on with me for having a drunken pop at you and the retard OCR over F1, and the great CV debacle where you thought I was far more Machiavellian than I’m intelligent enough to be. Let’s move on, I’m up in Craster next month if you fancy a kipper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: DC have you thought this through? Going full blitzkrieg on a lot of heavy hitters, with from what I can gather, only Frank and Pen in the Stuka squadron alongside you. Don’t believe Lady P if he tries telling you that monster poking out of his skirt is a V2. If it goes off no one’s getting blown up but you’re going to need a bucket and sponge and a lot of towels. Bill, I fly solo brother. See your PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll be fine Kills, I do appreciate your concern, you’re a top man who got a shitty on with me for having a drunken pop at you and the retard OCR over F1, and the great CV debacle where you thought I was far more Machiavellian than I’m intelligent enough to be. Let’s move on, I’m up in Craster next month if you fancy a kipper? Only if I can bring @King Billy as my designated food taster and tin foil hat specialist - I'm taking no chances with your level of corruption. And you're paying for the food and drink - but you can feel free to cop a feel after I'm passed out - I'm a classy date like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Only if I can bring @King Billy as my designated food taster and tin foil hat specialist - I'm taking no chances with your level of corruption. And you're paying for the food and drink - but you can feel free to cop a feel after I'm passed out - I'm a classy date like that. Bill’s in a foul mood since his bonfire collapsed 2 weeks ago. Do they still take white fivers up there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Bill’s in a foul mood since his bonfire collapsed 2 weeks ago. Do they still take white fivers up there? I think some of the more remote villages still barter in furs and arrow heads, DC. However, nicked bikes are the preferred local currency. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I think some of the more remote villages still barter in furs and arrow heads, DC. However, nicked bikes are the preferred local currency. Your lot love a Chopper, RK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I think some of the more remote villages still barter in furs and arrow heads, DC. However, nicked bikes are the preferred local currency. Shouldn’t be a problem, I’m a Scouser apparently so we’ll dine and drink like kings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 Just now, Goober said: Your lot love a Chopper, RK. Apparently every cunt had one of those at some point in Tyneside during the 80's. It just happened to be the same fucking one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Apparently every cunt had one of those at some point in Tyneside during the 80's. It just happened to be the same fucking one. Fuck off…gadgies flying around the West End in helicopters? When was that like? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Partially true. Pen has mentioned my real name here on the forums... No she hasn't, which makes Dec's grandstanding/meltdown all the more ridiculous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: No she hasn't, which makes Dec's grandstanding/meltdown all the more ridiculous. I’m minded to question @Decimusand @Stubby Pecker regarding this debacle, but I’ve been an innocent victim of your unfamiliarity with the actualitée before, so I’m with them here. Pen…explain yourself Mister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m minded to question @Decimusand @Stubby Pecker regarding this debacle, but I’ve been an innocent victim of your unfamiliarity with the actualitée before, so I’m with them here. Pen…explain yourself Mister. I'll be honest with you DC, for me it was all about the avatar. I just made it about Stubbs to look less the OCD fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'll be honest with you DC, for me it was all about the avatar. I just made it about Stubbs to look less the OCD fucking idiot. I feel soiled now. I hope ‘she’ hasn’t noticed my post. Pair of cnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Game, sett, and match. Who's that floppy haired poof in Pen's avatar? Kevin Keegan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Grayson Perry- a bloke who dresses like a woman and a total cunt to boot It's not the fact that he dresses like a woman. He dresses as a little girl. And that's what's fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: No she hasn't, which makes Dec's grandstanding/meltdown all the more ridiculous. Yes it did, you just chose to ignore it you one eyed old bat. If I posted pens real name somewhere on the forums, will you ignore it, in the name of consistency of course 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's not the fact that he dresses like a woman. He dresses as a little girl. And that's what's fucked up. Mrs pecker mentioned The Izzard today and I referred to him as a pig in lipstick, to which she was genuinely offended! Him, Perry and their ilk need killing with fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes it did, you just chose to ignore it you one eyed old bat. If I posted pens real name somewhere on the forums, will you ignore it, in the name of consistency of course Get over yourself you wet hypersensitive dollop. I put up with some right fucking thick dipsticks on here, stubby. Don’t push your luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes it did, you just chose to ignore it you one eyed old bat. If I posted pens real name somewhere on the forums, will you ignore it, in the name of consistency of course By complete coincidence I'm in Pen's vicinity in September. Is there anything you'd like me to put through her letterbox for you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 24, 2021 Report Share Posted July 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I feel soiled now. I hope ‘she’ hasn’t noticed my post. Pair of cnuts. My name is Gerald and I am from Dorking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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