Decimus Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 I see that this rancid fucking slag has taken a backhander and been rushed to hospital in the early hours of the morning. No word on the identity of the assailant at this point other than he is a 32 year old man. I'm sure it's purely a coincedence that fiance number 568 also happens to be the same age. The question is, did he do more damage than the unqualified back alley camel jockey in Istanbul who performed her latest facelift? Ugly Bride of Wildenstein cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I see that this rancid fucking slag has taken a backhander and been rushed to hospital in the early hours of the morning. No word on the identity of the assailant at this point other than he is a 32 year old man. I'm sure it's purely a coincedence that fiance number 568 also happens to be the same age. The question is, did he do more damage than the unqualified back alley camel jockey in Istanbul who performed her latest facelift? Ugly Bride of Wildenstein cunt. It's probably not the first time she's taken a fist in the lips. Still, it might be an improvement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Probably a publicity stunt as she's not been on the telly for a while. Is it any wonder this cum receptacle attracts this type of meat head. If its publicity she wants I reckon her, Harvey and Barbie should house themselves at the end of Southend Pier behind glass and get on with it. There's enough thick cunts about that would pay to watch them go about their daily business, especially when Harvey starts eating his own shit before throwing it at the glass whilst wanking into his breakfast and Katie fucks herself stupid with a 52kg gas cylinder whilst Barbie drinks her own piss cos mummy told her its good for her complexion. What a bunch of fucked up shit cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: Probably a publicity stunt as she's not been on the telly for a while. Is it any wonder this cum receptacle attracts this type of meat head. If its publicity she wants I reckon her, Harvey and Barbie should house themselves at the end of Southend Pier behind glass and get on with it. There's enough thick cunts about that would pay to watch them go about their daily business, especially when Harvey starts eating his own shit before throwing it at the glass whilst wanking into his breakfast and Katie fucks herself stupid with a 52kg gas cylinder whilst Barbie drinks her own piss cos mummy told her its good for her complexion. What a bunch of fucked up shit cunts. Have you pitched this to the management of Southend pier Neil? I think they’d jump at it. If the Price cunts aren’t up for it, any old slapper punched to within an inch of her life, a rented silverback wearing a huge pair of shitty y-fronts and a blow up doll with its face covered in lard would easily pass as the real McCoys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Have you pitched this to the management of Southend pier Neil? I think they’d jump at it. If the Price cunts aren’t up for it, any old slapper punched to within an inch of her life, a rented silverback wearing a huge pair of shitty y-fronts and a blow up doll with its face covered in lard would easily pass as the real McCoys. Best I keep my trap shut 🤐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, ProfB said: Best I keep my trap shut 🤐 What an excellent piece of self-advice. Why not extend it to every thread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 14 hours ago, Neil said: Probably a publicity stunt as she's not been on the telly for a while. Is it any wonder this cum receptacle attracts this type of meat head. If its publicity she wants I reckon her, Harvey and Barbie should house themselves at the end of Southend Pier behind glass and get on with it. There's enough thick cunts about that would pay to watch them go about their daily business, especially when Harvey starts eating his own shit before throwing it at the glass whilst wanking into his breakfast and Katie fucks herself stupid with a 52kg gas cylinder whilst Barbie drinks her own piss cos mummy told her its good for her complexion. What a bunch of fucked up shit cunts. Do you have the contact number for Channel 5? They'll probably be interested, considering the shite they usually show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Best I keep my trap shut 🤐 Your best post ever. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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