Neil Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 I fucking hate this cunt as much as I hate life at the moment. Doesn't matter if the cunt is on a panel show,game show or any other platform really. Always shoehorns in one of his shitty fucking characters. He is on a par with Mike cunting Yarwood in that of all his many impressions every single one of them sounded exactly the fucking same. Cunt needs rendering down for Bostick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 21 minutes ago, Neil said: I fucking hate this cunt as much as I hate life at the moment. Doesn't matter if the cunt is on a panel show,game show or any other platform really. Always shoehorns in one of his shitty fucking characters. He is on a par with Mike cunting Yarwood in that of all his many impressions every single one of them sounded exactly the fucking same. Cunt needs rendering down for Bostick Neil, you cunt. The last time I saw this wanker on mainstream television was when I was sitting my year nine SATS 21 years ago. Either your telly is fucking haunted or your Rascal is the rapiest incarnation of The TARDIS yet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 Bremner gets nowhere near Phil Cool when it comes to impressions. Fortunately Phil fucked off when he got to his sell by date. Shame Bremner didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 36 minutes ago, Neil said: I fucking hate this cunt as much as I hate life at the moment. Doesn't matter if the cunt is on a panel show, game show or any other platform really. Always shoehorns in one of his shitty fucking characters. I'll bet you didn't know that Rob Brydon can do a mean Ronnie Corbett? Oh no, wait, he does it almost as often as Gyps bangs on about going on holiday, the smug faced Welsh twat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 34 minutes ago, Neil said: I fucking hate this cunt as much as I hate life at the moment. Doesn't matter if the cunt is on a panel show,game show or any other platform really. Always shoehorns in one of his shitty fucking characters. He is on a par with Mike cunting Yarwood in that of all his many impressions every single one of them sounded exactly the fucking same. Cunt needs rendering down for Bostick Fuck me you’re prolific today. S’up? Rascal off the road or summat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 I heard this from John Culshaw on the radio about 20 years ago. I nearly crashed the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 Harry Enfield's impersonation of Nelson Mandela is pure genius. I imagine he's been forced to apologise because it's RAAAY-SIST! "Nelson Mandela's alcopops.. the quick way to get kids pissed" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Harry Enfield's impersonation of Nelson Mandela is pure genius. I imagine he's been forced to apologise because it's RAAAY-SIST! "Nelson Mandela's alcopops.. the quick way to get kids pissed" The Blur ones were the best. Song 2 'The Hayfever mix'. Mandela would have found them funny, I'm sure. It's just the few 'permanently offended' cunts who spoil it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck me you’re prolific today. S’up? Rascal off the road or summat? Impounded indefinitely at the Norwich CSI depot. Expect a Weinsteinesque explosion of "Me Too" stories in the red tops over the next few weeks, all relayed to a spiritual medium via ouija board. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Impounded indefinitely at the Norwich CSI depot. Expect a Weinsteinesque explosion of "Me Too" stories in the red tops over the next few weeks, all relayed to a spiritual medium via ouija board. "Everybody hold hands, quiet, I'm getting a message... it's a woman's voice... where are you my dear? What can you see? "The underneath of some cunts patio slabs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Impounded indefinitely at the Norwich CSI depot. Expect a Weinsteinesque explosion of "Me Too" stories in the red tops over the next few weeks, all relayed to a spiritual medium via ouija board. I remember ‘doctoring’ a seance at school. It told my mate that he was going to be murdered the following Friday. Stupid cunt stayed in his room for a fortnight, missed school and his mum grassed us up. I got suspended for a week for ‘meddling with the occult,’ and six of the strap. Humourless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I remember ‘doctoring’ a seance at school. It told my mate that he was going to be murdered the following Friday. Stupid cunt stayed in his room for a fortnight, missed school and his mum grassed us up. I got suspended for a week for ‘meddling with the occult,’ and six of the strap. Humourless cunts. I went to a seance in Italy They used a Luigi board. Lol shutapa yourface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll bet you didn't know that Rob Brydon can do a mean Ronnie Corbett? Oh no, wait, he does it almost as often as Gyps bangs on about going on holiday, the smug faced Welsh twat. Rob Brydon is often mistaken for Ben Miller who is often mistaken for Anton du Beke .. cunts one and all .. and one of them is often seen with Alexander Armstrong. All it needs is Laurence Fox , John .. I'm a scouser I am .. Bishop and Giles Brandreth for cuntery bingo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll bet you didn't know that Rob Brydon can do a mean Ronnie Corbett? Oh no, wait, he does it almost as often as Gyps bangs on about going on holiday, the smug faced Welsh twat. Fuck off you cunt. I'm not Welsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: it's a woman's voice... where are you my dear? What can you see? ‘I can see a lot of soil. Can you see my foot sticking out of the ground? My head hurts.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I remember ‘doctoring’ a seance at school. It told my mate that he was going to be murdered the following Friday. Stupid cunt stayed in his room for a fortnight, Probably saved his life if you’re talking Liverpool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Probably saved his life if you’re talking Liverpool. BIRKENHEAD. Even fuckin worse Bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: BIRKENHEAD. Even fuckin worse Bill. I love Birkenhead, when I’m watching it disappear from view, as I’m downing a pint on the ferry to Belfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: ‘I can see a lot of soil. Can you see my foot sticking out of the ground? My head hurts.’ Are you Amy Winehouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: I love Birkenhead, when I’m watching it disappear from view, as I’m downing a pint on the ferry to Belfast. It’s a ‘waiting’ town. If you’re not waiting for a kidney, you’re waiting for a bus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 48 minutes ago, King Billy said: I love Birkenhead, when I’m watching it disappear from view, as I’m downing a pint on the ferry to Belfast. I’ll take you to Gallagher’s at Woodside William, for a pre-sail bevvie, In six days time…good red-hand boozer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll take you to Gallagher’s at Woodside William, for a pre-sail bevvie, In six days time…good red-hand boozer. Will the M4 be safe in the car park? Actually I don’t know why I asked that. I’ll order a taxi to the docks from the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 37 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s a ‘waiting’ town. If you’re not waiting for a kidney, you’re waiting for a bus. Or waiting for the giro to arrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Amy Winehouse? Sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 31 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sometimes. They said "Do you wanna buy a prefab" and I said "No, No, No" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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