Jiggerycock Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 It had to happen didn't it? Now that this monolith to inefficiency, criminality and poor clinical outcomes has been raised to the level of our new national deity (it sitteth at the right hand of our Lord God David Attenborough), it's logical to give it the highest award bestowed by the British government “for acts of the greatest heroism or for most conspicuous courage in circumstance of extreme danger”. I think the George Cross would perhaps be better awarded to those who gave their lives (e.g. the actual cancer patients whose treatment was delayed and the thousands of suicides caused by us locking down) so that the NHS was protected. No one will I guess be banging a pan on a Thursday night for those souls. Still - easier to make a mockery of an award for genuine sacrifice (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Mason) than give frontline workers a meaningful pay rise. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 The 'Emotionally drained and exhausted' clinical staff who found the energy to rehearse and video dancing will no doubt be up for a BAFTA nomination as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The 'Emotionally drained and exhausted' clinical staff who found the energy to rehearse and video dancing will no doubt be up for a BAFTA nomination as well. I imagine there was no fun allowed on your ward Matron, before you scurried off to primary care for such luxuries as a padded office chair and weekends off. No, I imagine you ran a very tight ship indeed with all those brave boys from the Light Brigade needing vigorous hand relief between bed baths and leeches. And given your family connections there’d be no lead on the roof, either. Give your colleagues a break, will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I imagine there was no fun allowed on your ward Matron, before you scurried off to primary care for such luxuries as a padded office chair and weekends off. No, I imagine you ran a very tight ship indeed with all those brave boys from the Light Brigade needing vigorous hand relief between bed baths and leeches. And given your family connections there’d be no lead on the roof, either. Give your colleagues a break, will you? Ooh sorry if I've upset you Dr Snatchit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I imagine there was no fun allowed on your ward Matron, before you scurried off to primary care for such luxuries as a padded office chair and weekends off. No, I imagine you ran a very tight ship indeed with all those brave boys from the Light Brigade needing vigorous hand relief between bed baths and leeches. And given your family connections there’d be no lead on the roof, either. Give your colleagues a break, will you? Yeah - it wasn't all wall-to-wall shelling, starvation rations and 'no sleep 'til Hammersmith' when Malta was awarded the George Cross for standing firm against the Nazi's in WW2. I imagine they had no end of laughs in the Bajtra shabeens, watching the smuggled George Raft movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 I have nothing but praise for all at the NHS ,all except the fat smelly cunt that wheeled me to theatre recently, she can just fuck off the dirty slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Neil said: I have nothing but praise for all at the NHS ,all except the fat smelly cunt that wheeled me to theatre recently, she can just fuck off the dirty slag. 10/10 for your work ethic Neil. Not many would put so much effort in just to stock up with anaesthetics in case you forget the hammer and a bit of work comes up on the way to the 24hr garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It had to happen didn't it? Now that this monolith to inefficiency, criminality and poor clinical outcomes has been raised to the level of our new national deity (it sitteth at the right hand of our Lord God David Attenborough), it's logical to give it the highest award bestowed by the British government “for acts of the greatest heroism or for most conspicuous courage in circumstance of extreme danger”. I think the George Cross would perhaps be better awarded to those who gave their lives (e.g. the actual cancer patients whose treatment was delayed and the thousands of suicides caused by us locking down) so that the NHS was protected. No one will I guess be banging a pan on a Thursday night for those souls. Still - easier to make a mockery of an award for genuine sacrifice (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Mason) than give frontline workers a meaningful pay rise. I found the soviet-esque, medallion, chest-thrusting peacocking unappealing; it’s level three clapping bollocks. Are we ready for a parade? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 29 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I found the soviet-esque, medallion, chest-thrusting peacocking unappealing; it’s level three clapping bollocks. Are we ready for a parade? B.A. Baracus, bling wankers. The correct way to display military accolades is a thin strip of insignia ribbon. These fucking pretentious cunts probably learned their 'attention seeking' skills whilst sucking Russian Orthodox cock at a Siberian orphanage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: B.A. Baracus, bling wankers. The correct way to display military accolades is a thin strip of insignia ribbon. These fucking pretentious cunts probably learned their 'attention seeking' skills whilst sucking Russian Orthodox cock at a Siberian orphanage. You would get £5 easily for all that brass on the jacket of the cunt on the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 Fuck your 4 % pay rise demands, here, have this cross and shut the fuck up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 Yeah… the George Cross… that makes me feel so much better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 Whichever prize tosser thought of this idea I would like to repeatedly kick in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 55 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Yeah… the George Cross… that makes me feel so much better. And its not even yours. You've got to share the cunt. Is it just going to be passed from person to person over the years? If so, I suggest you pawn the cunt when its your turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: B.A. Baracus, bling wankers. The correct way to display military accolades is a thin strip of insignia ribbon. These fucking pretentious cunts probably learned their 'attention seeking' skills whilst sucking Russian Orthodox cock at a Siberian orphanage. Indeed. But bits of ribbon don’t ring out impressively like Quasimodo’s disco bells. Or, as noted by Pen - carry substantial tipple scrap value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: And its not even yours. You've got to share the cunt. Is it just going to be passed from person to person over the years? If so, I suggest you pawn the cunt when its your turn. I’ll shit on it first ..then pass it on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’ll shit on it first ..then pass it on Ungrateful bloody taff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 It’s like the population of China being handed a £1m lottery win. Fucking idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 17 hours ago, White Cunt said: I found the soviet-esque, medallion, chest-thrusting peacocking unappealing; it’s level three clapping bollocks. Are we ready for a parade? How many wars have the commies been involved in since WW2 to earn that many gongs? And the size of those fucking hats. The chinks have big hats as well. Maybe it's a commie thang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 On 06/07/2021 at 15:13, Last Cunt Standing said: I imagine there was no fun allowed on your ward Matron, before you scurried off to primary care for such luxuries as a padded office chair and weekends off. No, I imagine you ran a very tight ship indeed with all those brave boys from the Light Brigade needing vigorous hand relief between bed baths and leeches. And given your family connections there’d be no lead on the roof, either. Give your colleagues a break, will you? Terrible innit Bertie? That must be why you fucked off to Oz then? Let’s face it, this country was never going to meet your high standards. And don’t you love telling us all about it eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 19:04, camberwell gypsy said: How many wars have the commies been involved in since WW2 to earn that many gongs? And the size of those fucking hats. The chinks have big hats as well. Maybe it's a commie thang! Too many to serve their crappy economy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 08/07/2021 at 04:59, judgetwi said: Terrible innit Bertie? That must be why you fucked off to Oz then? Let’s face it, this country was never going to meet your high standards. And don’t you love telling us all about it eh? He's got no one else to talk to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 01:17, White Cunt said: I found the soviet-esque, medallion, chest-thrusting peacocking unappealing; it’s level three clapping bollocks. Are we ready for a parade? Fuck me! Look at the cunt on the left! How can you have acquired that many medals? Even Idi Amin couldn’t compete with that. He must have bought them down Greenwich market surely? What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 On 07/07/2021 at 15:29, cuntspotter said: Yeah… the George Cross… that makes me feel so much better. What about a seat in the House of Lords for the NHS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 13, 2021 Report Share Posted July 13, 2021 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me! Look at the cunt on the left! How can you have acquired that many medals? Even Idi Amin couldn’t compete with that. He must have bought them down Greenwich market surely? What a cunt. They're usually campaign medals. As I said before, how many military campaigns have these cunts been on? If they got eaten by a crocodile it would be shitting metal for weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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