ProfB Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 A gentleman in Austria, sat his arse down on his toilet & had his willy bitten. He jumped up & peered down the lav - as you do, to see this innocent looking Python looking at him, then he took a photo of it & called the law. Apparently his neighbour's pet python went walkies & ended up in his toilet. 5ft albino python. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 WHY are the male corner members fearful of posting on my nom 14 hours later? Even Baws has gone quiet. 🤐 A fear of getting your willy bitten? Fear of snakes? This would never, ever happen to a female, as we check the toilet first for a snake or snakes even. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 Are you 12? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, Neil said: Are you 12? She's eight and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 48 minutes ago, ProfB said: WHY are the male corner members fearful of posting on my nom 14 hours later? Even Baws has gone quiet. 🤐 A fear of getting your willy bitten? Fear of snakes? This would never, ever happen to a female, as we check the toilet first for a snake or snakes even. Love ProfB xxx If I wanted to read what sounds like the deranged witterings from a teenage girl's diary I'd start with the lyrics of 'Imagine' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Are you 12? Her IQs a lot lower than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Her IQs a lot lower than that. Her idiocy quotient is very high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 She's probably one of those goofy fuckers in those buses that have wheelchair access at the rear. When you pull up next to them at lights you see them through the spittle on the window, looking at you grinning and gurning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: WHY are the male corner members fearful of posting on my nom 14 hours later? Even Baws has gone quiet. 🤐 A fear of getting your willy bitten? Fear of snakes? This would never, ever happen to a female, as we check the toilet first for a snake or snakes even. Love ProfB xxx You stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 hours ago, ProfB said: WHY are the male corner members fearful of posting on my nom 14 hours later? Even Baws has gone quiet. 🤐 A fear of getting your willy bitten? Fear of snakes? This would never, ever happen to a female, as we check the toilet first for a snake or snakes even. Love ProfB xxx Well, Sheep, I guess the time has come for me to fess up. While the majority of the Corner rail against female members who are accused of being male, there is no similar suspicion levelled at male members (fnaar, fnaar) beyond the allegations of bumfuckery directed at punkape and other such unfortunates. I can now reveal that I am not a proud, kilt-wearing Scotsman, but rather a grandmother of fourteen from Shropshire, who only started posting here after being banned from Mumsnet for being too nice. PM your contact details and we can meet up for a cup of tea and a wee scone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, Sheep, I guess the time has come for me to fess up. While the majority of the Corner rail against female members who are accused of being male, there is no similar suspicion levelled at male members (fnaar, fnaar) beyond the allegations of bumfuckery directed at punkape and other such unfortunates. I can now reveal that I am not a proud, kilt-wearing Scotsman, but rather a grandmother of fourteen from Shropshire, who only started posting here after being banned from Mumsnet for being too nice. PM your contact details and we can meet up for a cup of tea and a wee scone. You sweaties will fucking eat anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 Oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, Sheep, I guess the time has come for me to fess up. While the majority of the Corner rail against female members who are accused of being male, there is no similar suspicion levelled at male members (fnaar, fnaar) beyond the allegations of bumfuckery directed at punkape and other such unfortunates. I can now reveal that I am not a proud, kilt-wearing Scotsman, but rather a grandmother of fourteen from Shropshire, who only started posting here after being banned from Mumsnet for being too nice. PM your contact details and we can meet up for a cup of tea and a wee scone. Do you live in a shoe, with so many children you don't know what to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you live in a shoe, with so many children you don't know what to do? Fucking reported! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, Sheep, I guess the time has come for me to fess up. While the majority of the Corner rail against female members who are accused of being male, there is no similar suspicion levelled at male members (fnaar, fnaar) beyond the allegations of bumfuckery directed at punkape and other such unfortunates. I can now reveal that I am not a proud, kilt-wearing Scotsman, but rather a grandmother of fourteen from Shropshire, who only started posting here after being banned from Mumsnet for being too nice. PM your contact details and we can meet up for a cup of tea and a wee scone. Take some mint sauce with you, Bawso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 Drink bleach, then piss it out all over the fucking snake, It'll be the whitest albino python ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking reported! I'm sure the Welsh mare goddess will spot it's a line from a nursery rhyme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's probably one of those goofy fuckers in those buses that have wheelchair access at the rear. When you pull up next to them at lights you see them through the spittle on the window, looking at you grinning and gurning. How the fuck did she manage sneak onto the England football team's coach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 21 hours ago, ProfB said: A gentleman in Austria, sat his arse down on his toilet & had his willy bitten. He jumped up & peered down the lav - as you do, to see this innocent looking Python looking at him, then he took a photo of it & called the law. Apparently his neighbour's pet python went walkies & ended up in his toilet. 5ft albino python. Do you have a picture of the damaged willy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Do you have a picture of the damaged willy? How the fuck would you find it amongst the stash of hundreds of other pictures of willy's? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Do you have a picture of the damaged willy? Noo, he is 65, & was treated for minor injuries. The python is OK. Love ProfB xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 This is all a bit surreal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Her idiocy quotient is very high. Pen, I've noticed that relatively speaking you've been quite quiet of late. I'd just like to tell you that it hasn't gone unnoticed and that the entire membership appreciates your newly acquired reticence. You boring old cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Pen I've noticed that relatively speaking you've been quite quiet of late. I'd just like to tell you that it hasn't gone unnoticed and that the entire membership appreciates your newly acquired reticence. You boring old cunt. Fuck off dickless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Fuck off dickless. Snake ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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