King Billy Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 10 hours ago, Neil said: Billy,I love you I bet you say that to all the girls as they’re bending down and stepping into the Rascal on a dark country road, before the hammer shatters their skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I bet you say that to all the girls as they’re bending down and stepping into the Rascal on a dark country road, before the hammer shatters their skull. You've got Neil all wrong, Bill. First it's the chloroform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 22 hours ago, Eddie said: Frank nobody cares about your fictional travels, eat shit. Straight up, Ed.. it’s the first time I’ve pretended to be somewhere I’m not. I haven’t left this fucking hole for almost a year and if I’m totally honest, I can’t stand myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 55 minutes ago, Frank said: Straight up, Ed.. it’s the first time I’ve pretended to be somewhere I’m not. I haven’t left this fucking hole for almost a year and if I’m totally honest, I can’t stand myself. I’ve been out this afternoon picking some lovely fresh hemlock. I’ve got quite a bit more than I need so I can send you some I’ve blitzed into a refreshing smoothie. Could be just the thing to get you out of that hole and into a more permanent one, you miserable sad cunt. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 22 hours ago, Goober said: Hmmmmm. Don't throw yourself off a high building just yet, you pessimistic Jock cunt. Never underestimate the Spics' ability to grind out a 1-0 win by seemingly having 25 players behind the ball. Get is right cunt; spics are the Spanish (also known as degos which can also refer to any Spanish speaker). Eye-ties should be callec wops or, in Australia, wogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 3 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve been out this afternoon picking some lovely fresh hemlock. I’ve got quite a bit more than I need so I can send you some I’ve blitzed into a refreshing smoothie. Could be just the thing to get you out of that hole and into a more permanent one, you miserable sad cunt. Enjoy. Billy. I’m 6’ 3’ and grossly overweight, with the thinnest legs in north London. Somehow in the space of 12 months I’ve developed a horrendous fat fucking gut, a fat back, skinny/fat arms, shingles, and I can’t sleep without a double dose of Omeprazole. Who do I turn to? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 10, 2021 Report Share Posted July 10, 2021 32 minutes ago, Frank said: Billy. I’m 6’ 3’ and grossly overweight, with the thinnest legs in north London. Somehow in the space of 12 months I’ve developed a horrendous fat fucking gut, a fat back, skinny/fat arms, shingles, and I can’t sleep without a double dose of Omeprazole. Who do I turn to? Ming probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 59 minutes ago, Frank said: Billy. I’m 6’ 3’ and grossly overweight, with the thinnest legs in north London. Somehow in the space of 12 months I’ve developed a horrendous fat fucking gut, a fat back, skinny/fat arms, shingles, and I can’t sleep without a double dose of Omeprazole. Who do I turn to? Dignitas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: Billy. I’m 6’ 3’ and grossly overweight, with the thinnest legs in north London. Somehow in the space of 12 months I’ve developed a horrendous fat fucking gut, a fat back, skinny/fat arms, shingles, and I can’t sleep without a double dose of Omeprazole. Who do I turn to? Me. That's who you turn to. Drop the Omeprazole, get some 'Gaviscon Advance' liquid. A glug from the bottle 30 minutes after eating, and another glug just before bed. I do care about you Frank. Although, obviously I wish you were dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: Billy. I’m 6’ 3’ and grossly overweight, with the thinnest legs in north London. Somehow in the space of 12 months I’ve developed a horrendous fat fucking gut, a fat back, skinny/fat arms, shingles, and I can’t sleep without a double dose of Omeprazole. Who do I turn to? Testosterone deficiency must be on the differential. Have you developed norks, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Frank said: Billy. I’m 6’ 3’ and grossly overweight, with the thinnest legs in north London. Somehow in the space of 12 months I’ve developed a horrendous fat fucking gut, a fat back, skinny/fat arms, shingles, and I can’t sleep without a double dose of Omeprazole. Who do I turn to? Mr Muscle. Drink his drain cleaner, you fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 At Eight this evening I shall go for a walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 16 hours ago, Frank said:if I’m totally honest, I can’t stand myself. You’re in good company then, end it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: At Eight this evening I shall go for a walk. At eight this evening I shall go for a wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: At eight this evening I shall go for a wank So what will you do at 30 seconds past eight? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: At Eight this evening I shall go for a walk. No doubt you'll be reminiscing about the early Walter Winterbottom years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: No doubt you'll be reminiscing about the early Walter Winterbottom years. She'll be remembering the hatrick Steve Bloomer scored against Scotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: So what will you do at 30 seconds past eight? Sorry, I meant to say "This evening I'll be going for eight wanks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Sorry, I meant to say "This evening I'll be going for eight wanks. I don't suppose there's much need for actually wearing socks at this time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: No doubt you'll be reminiscing about the early Walter Winterbottom years. Are you Walter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 Dirty fucking sweaty bastards. I want them all dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: At Eight this evening I shall go for a walk. Up the middle lane of the M5 hopefully… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Neil said: Sorry, I meant to say "This evening I'll be going for eight wanks". When Eight Wanks Toll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 10/07/2021 at 18:07, King Billy said: I bet you say that to all the girls as they’re bending down and stepping into the Rascal on a dark country road, before the hammer shatters their skull. Soppy cunt. Neil keeps ‘em alive until after their date night and she’s done at least half the digging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: At Eight this evening I shall go for a walk. In front of the 19.59 Express train hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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