Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Michael Winner is a cunt. Charlotte Rampling told me when I was playing with her tits on the rollercoaster at Margate. She still got that hairy mole on the left one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 30 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Sounds like an offer to me…? You had your chance - blew it when you turned into a bitchy diva because I was talking about Formula One with @Old Chap Raasclaat. Slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 Just now, Roadkill said: You had your chance - blew it when you turned into a bitchy diva because I was talking about Formula One with @Old Chap Raasclaat. Slag. You can be insufferable on Mondays when you’re out of chewin’ baccy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 43 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She still got that hairy mole on the left one? Yeah. She calls it 'Scaramanga' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah. She calls it 'Scaramanga' Tell me you didn’t because if you did, we might be related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Michael Winner is a cunt. Charlotte Rampling told me when I was playing with her tits on the rollercoaster at Margate. Hope that was many years ago as her tits now are probably like spaniels ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You can be insufferable on Mondays when you’re out of chewin’ baccy. Chewing baccy Is that the hairy cunt off Star Wars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I did actually, remember? Your dementia's getting a bit worrying Frank. Have you checked that your deck shoes are on the right feet? That's one of the early signs. Calm down Gypps. Frank doesn’t get much time on the keyboard nowadays. He has to wait for DC to go for a piss and make sure he puts it down exactly as he left it when he hears the toilet flush. It’s almost as if they’re the same person. Obviously they’re not of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Another mask-based work of comedy genius. Thanks Ape. That means a lot to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 I see that jug earned cunts salary is on the agenda once more .Why is it he and that gonk Zoe Ball get paid so much? It must depend on the size of your ears. Simon Weston would be on 50 quid a year if that's the case 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: I see that jug earned cunts salary is on the agenda once more .Why is it he and that gonk Zoe Ball get paid so much? It must depend on the size of your ears. Simon Weston would be on 50 quid a year if that's the case Chopper Read would have probably been refused entry by security if he’d turned up for an interview. They would likely have regretted their decision very quickly though. ’Right boys. Let’s have those toes off now. Chop Chop.’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Chopper Read would have probably been refused entry by security if he’d turned up for an interview. They would likely have regretted their decision very quickly though. ’Right boys. Let’s have those toes off now. Chop Chop.’ I must have another read of chopper, it’s hilarious for a semi fictional rant of violent career criminal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2021 Report Share Posted July 6, 2021 53 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I must have another read of chopper, it’s hilarious for a semi fictional rant of violent career criminal Eric Bana is fantastic as Chopper. One of my favourite films ever. The one liners crack me up even after I’ve watched it at least four times. ’Nice shirt son. Do they make them for men?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 Last time I was this worried about a semi I was watching that documentary about Maddie McCann 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 On 01/07/2021 at 19:53, camberwell gypsy said: When Azerbaijan hosted Eurovision few years back, they evicted 100s of residents from this housing estate and demolished the whole lot to build the venue. Fuck knows how many poor bastards they'll make homeless to build stadiums. I expect that was the Armenian quarter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 I saw a car today with 4 England flags attached to the roof, the first one I have seen round my way during this tournament. I hope this racist is going to park somewhere safe...... like the carpark at Wembley Stadium for example. Anywhere else he’s likely to get bricked by the wokies. The same middle class pricks who, if we win this thing, will be all over the Premier League with the knee taking, the rainbow armbands, the Palestinian flags and all the wokie bullshit. Am I the only cunt who won’t be that disappointed if we get our arses kicked tonight? Oh, and Gareth Wokegate is a massive arselicking CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Eric Bana is fantastic as Chopper. One of my favourite films ever. The one liners crack me up even after I’ve watched it at least four times. ’Nice shirt son. Do they make them for men?’ Cheers big ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cheers big ears 'Neville never should have stepped into the criminal world unless he was prepared to stick his whole bloody leg into it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 6 hours ago, Neil said: Last time I was this worried about a semi I was watching that documentary about Maddie McCann Last time @Earl of Punkape was this worried about a semi was when he was watching Brokeback Mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 On 06/07/2021 at 16:33, Neil said: I see that jug earned cunts salary is on the agenda once more .Why is it he and that gonk Zoe Ball get paid so much? It must depend on the size of your ears. Simon Weston would be on 50 quid a year if that's the case I’d like to punch her good-looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: I saw a car today with 4 England flags attached to the roof, the first one I have seen round my way during this tournament. I hope this racist is going to park somewhere safe...... like the carpark at Wembley Stadium for example. Anywhere else he’s likely to get bricked by the wokies. The same middle class pricks who, if we win this thing, will be all over the Premier League with the knee taking, the rainbow armbands, the Palestinian flags and all the wokie bullshit. Am I the only cunt who won’t be that disappointed if we get our arses kicked tonight? Oh, and Gareth Wokegate is a massive arselicking CUNT! No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: I saw a car today with 4 England flags attached to the roof, the first one I have seen round my way during this tournament. I hope this racist is going to park somewhere safe...... like the carpark at Wembley Stadium for example. Anywhere else he’s likely to get bricked by the wokies. The same middle class pricks who, if we win this thing, will be all over the Premier League with the knee taking, the rainbow armbands, the Palestinian flags and all the wokie bullshit. Am I the only cunt who won’t be that disappointed if we get our arses kicked tonight? Oh, and Gareth Wokegate is a massive arselicking CUNT! Heard someone on the radio this 'arvo, who is obviously bleck, who explained that she is frightened when England are playing because of the racism. She feels unsafe on the streets and in the stadium when they are playing. So I wouldn't be surprised if a few radical blecks and a few middle class lefties move to get football banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 Whilst these cunts still take the knee they can get fucked, forza Italia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, Neil said: No If it was a Hollywood flick, Denmark are in the final and are 3-0 down to the Ities. Erikson is close to death so at half time the manager played by Samuel L Jackson, has just rushed from his bed, tells the team. The captain, played by Denzil Washington, goes into a long speech and ends with "Let's do this for Christian". The Danes come back and force penalties. It goes to sudden death. The Italian captain takes the spot kick but the Danish goalkeeper, played by Halle Berry throws herself to her right and tips it round the post. Erikson, played by Eddie Murphy, makes a miraculous recovery and turns up in a wheelchair and joins the celebrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 7, 2021 Report Share Posted July 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Heard someone on the radio this 'arvo, who is obviously bleck, who explained that she is frightened when England are playing because of the racism. She feels unsafe on the streets and in the stadium when they are playing. So I wouldn't be surprised if a few radical blecks and a few middle class lefties move to get football banned. Obviously this wokie bitch has never been to a football match in her life. I can remember the days when she might have had a point but those days are long gone. Nobody gives a fuck about black players, stewards or supporters these days. Even over Millwall they don’t give a fuck. This posh bitch may be black but she knows fuck all about what goes on at the football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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