ProfB Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Corner friends, do you not keep up to date with the news? The health secretary has been up to no good apparently? Matt Hancock has NOT been social distancing - do what I say, not what I do etc. His married aide Gina, was caught on camera with Mr Allcock while discussing jabs, or similar, one thing lead to another & their lips engaged - well I was shocked. What camera caught them? What was the motive? Was it Dom? No he left yonks ago. Was it Boris? Too busy running the country. Is it possible Gina planted a camera in Mr Hancock’s office so that his wife would find out about Gina, when the story broke? Matt wasn’t leaving his wife for Gina, so this moved things on somewhat? His wife has now left him - he's free to be with Gina.. What other reason can there be - no one knew about their clandestine romance - not even Bojo. PS They actually make a lovely couple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 The Sun says the images came from "a concerned Whitehall whistleblower". 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Matt Hancock resigns: Sajid Javid vows to get country ‘back to normal’ as he takes over as health secretary I am talking to my ruddy self - where are you corner members? Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, ProfB said: Matt Hancock resigns: Sajid Javid vows to get country ‘back to normal’ as he takes over as health secretary I am talking to my ruddy self - where are you corner members? Love ProfB xxx Over here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 The Conservatives are going down one by one in a massacre of fire and dust at the moment. Bit like Game of Thrones - Boris will be flying about on a dragon at this rate only to be shivved in the kidneys by a crying Jacob Rees-Mogg after he's burned London to the ground. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Back online later, I am watching Corrie catch up. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: The Sun says the images came from "a concerned Whitehall whistleblower". 🤭 You’d think the pair of daft cunts would have heard the whistling and refrained from their nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Corrie’s catch up was equally as exiting, someone called Kylie has snuffed it - i thought that was Neighbours. I thought wrong, it’s Ruby’s mother. Love ProfB xxx PS Now I know who Matt caught Covid from? She’s didn’t wash her hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, ProfB said: Corrie’s catch up was equally as exiting, someone called Kylie has snuffed it - i thought that was Neighbours. I thought wrong, it’s Ruby’s mother. Love ProfB xxx PS Now I know who Matt caught Covid from? She’s didn’t wash her hands. What’s the latest Eastenders gossip? Just asking in case I suddenly shit my brain out of my arse and flush the bog before I’ve realised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 2 things….where did the pic come from (national security) . How did she get this job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: How did she get this job? Pretty much how every woman in Whitehall gets a job - she's prepared to shag anything to progress her career. Although Baroness Dido Harding seems to scupper this detailed person specification for a role, I therefore can only assume she must be one of Council Cakes Porta Potties that he seems obsessed about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 On 27/06/2021 at 21:16, King Billy said: What’s the latest Eastenders gossip? Just asking in case I suddenly shit my brain out of my arse and flush the bog before I’ve realised. LEAVE ME ALONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 16 minutes ago, ProfB said: LEAVE ME ALONE. This from a retard that is ‘following’ everyone? If you really are female, I hope you are diagnosed with haemophilia the day before you’re due on blob….fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 22 minutes ago, ProfB said: LEAVE ME ALONE. Why? I like you. I get the feeling you take it up the wrongun on the first date. Im free tomorrow night by the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: This from a retard that is ‘following’ everyone? If you really are female, I hope you are diagnosed with haemophilia the day before you’re due on blob….fuck off. 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Why? I like you. I get the feeling you take it up the wrongun on the first date. Im free tomorrow night by the way. CUNTBREED BULLIES, I hope your ball bags rot & you meet Ulrika Johnson at your local delicatessen - she will bite your balls off & gob them out onto the extra mature Cheddar. Neither of you can talk to ladies, hence why you are aggressive & both still live with you Mam's, like Stubbs does - he wears clip on tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: CUNTBREED BULLIES, I hope your ball bags rot & you meet Ulrika Johnson at your local delicatessen - she will bite your balls off & gob them out onto the extra mature Cheddar. Neither of you can talk to ladies, hence why you are aggressive & both still live with you Mam's, like Stubbs does - he wears clip on tits. Are you free tomorrow night though? Rectally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 On 28/06/2021 at 07:44, cuntspotter said: 2 things….where did the pic come from (national security) . How did she get this job? Pics came from an eBay spy camera I think, about £8.99 - stick them anywhere. She got the job due to experience. 5 a day etc. Spot, do you have any theories? Any gut instincts? Heard anything on the grapevine? Love ProfB XXX 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Are you free tomorrow night though? Rectally. Oh shut up you spineless goat, go play with your lego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 On 28/06/2021 at 07:52, Cunty BigBollox said: Pretty much how every woman in Whitehall gets a job - she's prepared to shag anything to progress her career. Although Baroness Dido Harding seems to scupper this detailed person specification for a role, I therefore can only assume she must be one of Council Cakes Porta Potties that he seems obsessed about. She had the qualifications required - end of 😡 Attacking her, why not attack MATT HANDcock? How did he get the job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 20 minutes ago, ProfB said: She had the qualifications required - end of 😡 Attacking her, why not attack MATT HANDcock? How did he get the job? Are you married Prof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: CUNTBREED BULLIES, I hope your ball bags rot & you meet Ulrika Johnson at your local delicatessen - she will bite your balls off & gob them out onto the extra mature Cheddar. Neither of you can talk to ladies, hence why you are aggressive & both still live with you Mam's, like Stubbs does - he wears clip on tits. How do you know he lives with his mum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 38 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Are you married Prof? I am a spinster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 Just now, ProfB said: I am a spinster. I’ve got some eligible friends Prof. Most of them are wealthy, have celebrity status and are available. PM me your CV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: I am a spinster. Does it make you dizzy when you're spinning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does it make you dizzy when you're spinning? Yes: You spin me right 'round, baby Right 'round like a record, baby Right 'round, 'round, 'round You spin me right 'round, baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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