Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A bizarre cunt and no mistake. He’s disappeared off the members list today after thrashing about like an smackhead epileptic octopus last night…post-ban. Very strange. We must have a Poltergoost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 34 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A bizarre cunt and no mistake. He’s disappeared off the members list today after thrashing about like an smackhead epileptic octopus last night…post-ban. Very strange. Octopi have nine brains. Makes Dr. Ufffuhhhrrr look a bit of a cunt. Don’t you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Octopi have nine brains. Makes Dr. Ufffuhhhrrr look a bit of a cunt. Don’t you think? Miss Uumelmahaye had a lovely pair of frontal lobes. The doctors 'Cranial Screwtop' should really take off thanks to Covid. People can easily access the empty space where their brains used to be, and use it to store spare masks and phone chargers so they can continue to receive up to the minute instructions on how to obey Big Brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Miss Uumelmahaye had a lovely pair of frontal lobes. The doctors 'Cranial Screwtop' should really take off thanks to Covid. People can easily access the empty space where their brains used to be, and use it to store spare masks and phone chargers so they can continue to receive up to the minute instructions on how to obey Big Brother. ‘Merv Griffin! You’re the Elevator Killer?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: ‘Merv Griffin! You’re the Elevator Killer?’ 🎵Dook-dook-dook, dook of oyl dook-dook 🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Octopi have nine brains. Makes Dr. Ufffuhhhrrr look a bit of a cunt. Don’t you think? The plural for octopus is actually octopuses, it is difficult to define exactly how many brains they have. Each tentacle has some degree of self autonomy but that autonomy is not complete, best to regard its entire body as the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: The plural for octopus is actually octopuses, it is difficult to define exactly how many brains they have. Each tentacle has some degree of self autonomy but that autonomy is not complete, best to regard its entire body as the brain. I knew that. Along with the fact that a 'Flange of Gorillas' was invented by Not The Nine O'clock News. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I knew that. Along with the fact that a 'Flange of Gorillas' was invented by Not The Nine O'clock News. What about bonobos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: What about bonobos? Troop. Whoop. Harem. Congress... take your pick. No one seems to actually know. In Britain they like to be called a 'comyoonity'. They appoint 'comyoonity leaders' based on success in drug dealing and stabbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Troop. Whoop. Harem. Congress... take your pick. No one seems to actually know. In Britain they like to be called a 'comyoonity'. They appoint 'comyoonity leaders' based on success in drug dealing and stabbing. The word ‘infestation’ springs to mind for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Miss Uumelmahaye had a lovely pair of frontal lobes. The doctors 'Cranial Screwtop' should really take off thanks to Covid. People can easily access the empty space where their brains used to be, and use it to store spare masks and phone chargers so they can continue to receive up to the minute instructions on how to obey Big Brother. So that's why there's so many used masks all over the streets. They've lost the capability in taking them home or putting them in a bin. "Duur! Mask 4 days old. Must change it" drops it on the ground "I wear this mask to protect you. Duuur". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 On 27/06/2021 at 00:33, Roadkill said: I wouldn't wipe my shitty arse on the plastic looking skank if she paid me. Yes you would. You'd pay her all your pocket money - everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Yes you would. You'd pay her all your pocket money - everything. I'd prefer something more absorbent... wool, perhaps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 3, 2021 Report Share Posted July 3, 2021 On 28/06/2021 at 04:49, Stubby Pecker said: If never there was a slag whose whole existence was to be spunked on by as many dirty cunts in a calendar year as possible, she’s it I wonder what she spends the money on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 3, 2021 Report Share Posted July 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I wonder what she spends the money on. Bog roll and Femme Fresh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 3, 2021 Report Share Posted July 3, 2021 18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I wonder what she spends the money on. A massive bill from Dyno-Rod for sluicing out her dung hatch thrice weekly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2021 Report Share Posted July 3, 2021 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I wonder what she spends the money on. Bras that are too small by the look of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jess Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 Her original name was chloe heald, her mum is white British, she never had met her father who was Iranian. Lost custody of her daughter to follow her dreams of becoming a dubai porta potty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 10 hours ago, Jess said: Her original name was chloe heald, her mum is white British, she never had met her father who was Iranian. Lost custody of her daughter to follow her dreams of becoming a dubai porta potty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Who is it? I was going to reply to it, but it just didn't inspire me with its inaugural two sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who is it? I was going to reply to it, but it just didn't inspire me with its inaugural two sentences. Which suggests it’s a Pen multi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who is it? I was going to reply to it, but it just didn't inspire me with its inaugural two sentences. I didn't have anybody specific in mind, other than perhaps the OP, Cocky fucking Council Cake, and however many other paedo nonce slags he has been before & since his ejection from civilised society. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I didn't have anybody specific in mind, other than perhaps the OP, Cocky fucking Council Cake, and however many other paedo nonce slags he has been before & since his ejection from civilised society. I gave this a like purely based on the description of the corner as 'civilised society'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I didn't have anybody specific in mind, other than perhaps the OP, Cocky fucking Council Cake, and however many other paedo nonce slags he has been before & since his ejection from civilised society. There's been a number of strange cunts on here who had my noncedar pinging over the years. Looking back and analysing the evidence, I'm inclined to believe that they're all the work of one sick fucking cunt, the same reprobate who was responsible for Cocky, Lairy Larry, Pete and Gurt to name but a few. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's been a number of strange cunts on here who had my noncedar pinging over the years. Looking back and analysing the evidence, I'm inclined to believe that they're all the work of one sick fucking cunt, the same reprobate who was responsible for Cocky, Lairy Larry, Pete and Gurt to name but a few. Gurt used to PM me occasionally. Nothing pervy per-se, but something was definitely wrong with that cunt, in the sense you wouldn't want him as a babysitter. Wind in the willows nonce cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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