Dyslexic cnut Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I put him up during his last ban, Killa. I went to my pill cupboard last night and it was empty, then I noticed his room was cleared and his haversack and donkeyjacket were missing. Then THAT post. Cunt clearly doesn’t realise how well connected I am with Admin. I promise that he’s the last miscreant that I’ll side with, due inebriation. A ‘like’ from the Cooler? How the fuck does that work…@Mrs Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A ‘like’ from the Cooler? How the fuck does that work…@Mrs Roops? Prepare your arsehole DC. Fill your pockets with as much fisting butter as you can. Send me a visiting order and say hello to Spunkape for me if you bump into him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Prepare your arsehole DC. Fill your pockets with as much fisting butter as you can. Send me a visiting order and say hello to Spunkape for me if you bump into him. Not again ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Not again ffs! Don't worry about it - my guess is he's just unconscious and bumping the library keyboard as Punkape is extending his prison wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 There may be trouble ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 Ole Cocky’s clearly the ‘Arry Grout of HMP Roopsville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 27, 2021 Report Share Posted June 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: There may be trouble ahead. Seems Roops has the ball gag on him - he's going to throw a paddy when he runs out of likes and can't get the attention of his betters that he so obviously craves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Seems Roops has the ball gag on him - he's going to throw a paddy when he runs out of likes and can't get the attention of his betters that he so obviously craves. Earlier today, he was showing up as a guest. That means she must have deleted him. What's going on? He's just started following me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Earlier today, he was showing up as a guest. That means she must have deleted him. What's going on? He's just started following me. No fucking idea. He’s following me, RK and Bill too. He’s fucked, long-term when she’s finished her breakfast and morning shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Earlier today, he was showing up as a guest. That means she must have deleted him. What's going on? He's just started following me. As Cerys Matthews says on her ropey hit "Road Rage" This could be a case for Mulder and Scully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: As Cerys Matthews says on her ropey hit "Road Rage" This could be a case for Mulder and Scully. Thanks for that. I was just about to watch Bea Smith kick fuck out of Joan Ferguson and now I've got to have a Scullywank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thanks for that. I was just about to watch Bea Smith kick fuck out of Joan Ferguson and now I've got to have a Scullywank. Just think of Cerys Matthew's box face. That will deflated your zeppelin and no mistake. Unless you're into box faced Welsh sorts. If so, wank away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Earlier today, he was showing up as a guest. That means she must have deleted him. What's going on? He's just started following me. Fuck knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thanks for that. I was just about to watch Bea Smith kick fuck out of Joan Ferguson and now I've got to have a Scullywank. What I like about you Eric is that you don't have the high falutin swank that some cunts on here have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: What I like about you Eric is that you don't have the high falutin swank that some cunts on here have. You mean I'm an oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You mean I'm an oik. You are not over posh and high falutin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You are not over posh and high falutin. The fuck is this…a George Gershwin lyric? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 18 hours ago, Roadkill said: Fuck knows. Phil Thompson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Not again ffs! Don’t listen to @Roadkillor @King Billythey’re both full of shite. If you’re lined up for a stretch in roops dungeon simply line your arse pipe with a roll of sandpaper (extra coarse) and you’ll come out still a bum virgin. You’ll shred your back passage to fuck mind and you’ll still get the daily humiliation and torture from the evil old bat, but at least you won’t get buggered rotten by punkers (he’ll just have to rape your mouth instead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don’t listen to @Roadkillor @King Billythey’re both full of shite. If you’re lined up for a stretch in roops dungeon simply line your arse pipe with a roll of sandpaper (extra coarse) and you’ll come out still a bum virgin. You’ll shred your back passage to fuck mind and you’ll still get the daily humiliation and torture from the evil old bat, but at least you won’t get buggered rotten by punkers (he’ll just have to rape your mouth instead) Dunno what Bill was on about. We were discussing Cocky’s post-ban activity on here…very odd. He’s dead now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Dunno what Bill was on about. We were discussing Cocky’s post-ban activity on here…very odd. He’s dead now though. No I’m not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: No I’m not. She killed the Cockster today…very sad really…kind of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She killed the Cockster today…very sad really…kind of. She’ll be picking his carcass as we speak, in her secret lair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 58 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: She killed the Cockster today…very sad really…kind of. She killed him yesterday as well. Didn't stop him appearing again like Dirty Den. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 28, 2021 Report Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: She killed him yesterday as well. Didn't stop him appearing again like Dirty Den. A bizarre cunt and no mistake. He’s disappeared off the members list today after thrashing about like an smackhead epileptic octopus last night…post-ban. Very strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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