Last Cunt Standing Posted June 24, 2021 Report Share Posted June 24, 2021 So much of this circus gives me indigestion, but I happened across coverage of Britney’s day in court earlier and was amazed to see a crowd of falsetto voiced young fellows in pink t shirts and pigtail wigs waving placards in support. Britney is undeniably mental. Perhaps not surprising given her Louisiana childhood and early Disney Club stardom, and given the understandable suspicion that many adult men she meets spent their formative years wanking themselves unconscious to her videos. She had a spell in the LA window licking unit, no doubt signed off by several esteemed Psychiatrists, and the court imposed protective restrictions on her to stop her spunking all the Baby One More Time money on sherbet dib dabs and Native American dream catchers. In a rapid-fire and wandering hour of testimony which might have been lifted from the DSM-V, she wants her IUD ripped out (happy to volunteer, Britney love), and to marry her Iranian beau who you just know on some level is high-fiving his mates in the Hookah bar that he’s got his filthy hands on the goodies of America’s sweetheart. I don’t much care either way, to be honest. But this troupe of mincing supporters, fired up by some Netflix documentary, have really got my gallbladder squeezing. Why do they care? What’s with the outfits? Why, in the most diverse of states, is there not a black, Latino or Asian face in the crowd? I read yet another piece in the medical press this week about sexual dysfunction among mostly white and South East Asian men who, raised on a diet of violent BBC porn and sexually aggressive females, are turning into dangerous tooled-up incels, or sissifed banditos who want to dress like girls and take ladyhormones. Here, it seems, is the proof. Jesus Christ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted June 24, 2021 Report Share Posted June 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So much of this circus gives me indigestion, but I happened across coverage of Britney’s day in court earlier and was amazed to see a crowd of falsetto voiced young fellows in pink t shirts and pigtail wigs waving placards in support. Britney is undeniably mental. Perhaps not surprising given her Louisiana childhood and early Disney Club stardom, and given the understandable suspicion that many adult men she meets spent their formative years wanking themselves unconscious to her videos. She had a spell in the LA window licking unit, no doubt signed off by several esteemed Psychiatrists, and the court imposed protective restrictions on her to stop her spunking all the Baby One More Time money on sherbet dib dabs and Native American dream catchers. In a rapid-fire and wandering hour of testimony which might have been lifted from the DSM-V, she wants her IUD ripped out (happy to volunteer, Britney love), and to marry her Iranian beau who you just know on some level is high-fiving his mates in the Hookah bar that he’s got his filthy hands on the goodies of America’s sweetheart. I don’t much care either way, to be honest. But this troupe of mincing supporters, fired up by some Netflix documentary, have really got my gallbladder squeezing. Why do they care? What’s with the outfits? Why, in the most diverse of states, is there not a black, Latino or Asian face in the crowd? I read yet another piece in the medical press this week about sexual dysfunction among mostly white and South East Asian men who, raised on a diet of violent BBC porn and sexually aggressive females, are turning into dangerous tooled-up incels, or sissifed banditos who want to dress like girls and take ladyhormones. Here, it seems, is the proof. Jesus Christ. The cunt is absolutely fucking certifiable. Apparently a big part of her being restricted in this way was the fact she exhibited signs of dementia. That likely won't be mentioned by either the media or her legion of fluid, demented, cronic mastabatory sex-case fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 One the one hand we've got the effeminate idiocracy so efficiently skewered in the OP On the other we've got a blood-relative of La Spears who makes Machiavelli look a rank amateur. Can't we just wrap the whole grim affair in a lead-lined box and dump it in the Mariana Trench? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: So much of this circus gives me indigestion, but I happened across coverage of Britney’s day in court earlier and was amazed to see a crowd of falsetto voiced young fellows in pink t shirts and pigtail wigs waving placards in support. Britney is undeniably mental. Perhaps not surprising given her Louisiana childhood and early Disney Club stardom, and given the understandable suspicion that many adult men she meets spent their formative years wanking themselves unconscious to her videos. She had a spell in the LA window licking unit, no doubt signed off by several esteemed Psychiatrists, and the court imposed protective restrictions on her to stop her spunking all the Baby One More Time money on sherbet dib dabs and Native American dream catchers. In a rapid-fire and wandering hour of testimony which might have been lifted from the DSM-V, she wants her IUD ripped out (happy to volunteer, Britney love), and to marry her Iranian beau who you just know on some level is high-fiving his mates in the Hookah bar that he’s got his filthy hands on the goodies of America’s sweetheart. I don’t much care either way, to be honest. But this troupe of mincing supporters, fired up by some Netflix documentary, have really got my gallbladder squeezing. Why do they care? What’s with the outfits? Why, in the most diverse of states, is there not a black, Latino or Asian face in the crowd? I read yet another piece in the medical press this week about sexual dysfunction among mostly white and South East Asian men who, raised on a diet of violent BBC porn and sexually aggressive females, are turning into dangerous tooled-up incels, or sissifed banditos who want to dress like girls and take ladyhormones. Here, it seems, is the proof. Jesus Christ. One middle aged American woman who has not grown up, nothing new or unusual in that. Not worth having an opinion about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 Aww, let the little loony have her money - faster she hits rock bottom, faster she offs herself. At the height of her fame I was around ten years old and had to put up with her shite fucking music constantly playing everywhere, all through my teens the fucking blonde bint was either warbling some inane shite into a microphone or talking to some cunt on the telly - I couldn't give less of a shit about her now and I certainly don't feel any sympathy for the miserable cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 What makes me fucking smile, is that these whining old queens go on about how much they love her and care about her, but if they approached her to say hi, they'd get a right hander off of one of the leather jacketed meat heads, she has in tow to protect her. She gives not one fuck about them whatsoever. Fuck her and all who sail in her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: raised on a diet of violent BBC porn Can I get that channel on Freeview, along with BBC4? (if so, I'm gonna start paying for the TV licence again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 16 hours ago, Cocky Council Cake said: The cunt is absolutely fucking certifiable. Apparently a big part of her being restricted in this way was the fact she exhibited signs of dementia. That likely won't be mentioned by either the media or her legion of fluid, demented, cronic mastabatory sex-case fans. Here's a Jazz-style montage of happier times from the Mickey Mouse Club, especially for you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Why, in the most diverse of states, is there not a black, Latino or Asian face in the crowd? If you look closely Eddie is at the back. The guy who looks like Dianne Abbot, holding up the ‘ROOPS I DID IT AGAIN!’ placard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 6 hours ago, Joker said: Can I get that channel on Freeview, along with BBC4? (if so, I'm gonna start paying for the TV licence again) Sure. Look out for the White Extinction special coming up, with Rylan and Brian Dowling doing serious-voiced bits to camera about falling sperm counts and cuckoldry. BAFTA written all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 59 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sure. Look out for the White Extinction special coming up, with Rylan and Brian Dowling doing serious-voiced bits to camera about falling sperm counts and cuckoldry. BAFTA written all over it. Brian Dowling. Wasn't he that spacker black bloke off of BB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: spacker black bloke off of BB? That’s a mouthful and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Brian Dowling. Wasn't he that spacker black bloke off of BB? No, he was the mincey faggot white one who went on Hell's Kitchen and burst into tears when Jim Davidson called him a 'shirt-lifter'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2021 Report Share Posted June 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, he was the mincey faggot white one who went on Hell's Kitchen and burst into tears when Jim Davidson called him a 'shirt-lifter'. Kept bleating in the BB house that he was really worried his parents would be watching and find out that he was a bender, until some other cunt in there broke the news to him that they probably had their suspicions already. Fucking mincing attention seeking arse addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, he was the mincey faggot white one who went on Hell's Kitchen and burst into tears when Jim Davidson called him a 'shirt-lifter'. Makes you wonder, how these cunts would have reacted in '39 when they got their call up papers. I remember my granddad telling me of some of the shit that happened when he was in the army during WW2. "We had cunts like that. We used to shoot them.". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "We had cunts like that. We used to shoot them.". "They'd suck it for arf an hour if they thought it'd get 'em a pardon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "They'd suck it for arf an hour if they thought it'd get 'em a pardon". 👂‘Pardon?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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