Goober Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't get too pissed too soon and fall asleep before the Scotland comedy show tonight. Unwarranted pessimism there, Baws. This doesn't mean that Scotland have suddenly developed an ability to play football, it simply means that England are fucking dreadful, as always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 On 17/06/2021 at 18:38, Eric Cuntman said: But Stubby.. ProfB loves you.xxx Eric, I do love Stubbs, but why hasn't anyone uploaded the pic of Urika bollock naked to the corner? Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 EUREKA, I've added Ulrika. Ta Mrs Roots for advising. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Jesus H Christ. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Jesus H Christ. Your expression Spotto, looks like you've just seen Ulrika bollock naked with a barrow, wearing welligogs. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 I would like to see Ulrika with her garden hosepipe. 🤭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 45 minutes ago, ProfB said: EUREKA, I've added Ulrika. Ta Mrs Roots for advising. Love ProfB xxx Fucking Christ on a bike It looks like her head is oversized and totally out of proportion with her body. Possibly the side effects of being fucked rotten by approx 10% of the UKs male population. Indeed, there may still be remnants of spunk deposited in the 90 dribbling down her inner thigh as we speak 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking Christ on a bike It looks like her head is oversized and totally out of proportion with her body. Possibly the side effects of being fucked rotten by approx 10% of the UKs male population. Indeed, there may still be remnants of spunk deposited in the 90 dribbling down her inner thigh as we speak I didn't know Auschwitz did a calendar. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 57 minutes ago, ProfB said: EUREKA, I've added Ulrika. Ta Mrs Roots for advising. Love ProfB xxx Someone's superimposed her head on Iggy Pop's body 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Someone's superimposed her head on Iggy Pop's body It's safe to assume the wheelbarrow isn't for carrying her lunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's safe to assume the wheelbarrow isn't for carrying her lunch. Her tits look like 2 panadols on an ironing board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Her tits look like 2 panadols on an ironing board. i cannot see her tits. that's her bracelet. I think a pearl not panadol. Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 I fucking warned you lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 3 hours ago, ProfB said: “So Mr. Panzernacker, what was it that attracted you to the future Mrs. Panz when you first saw her ‘Plenty of fish’ photo?” ’Aw come on now, who could resist such a gorgeous girl? And the wellies and wheelbarrow were a deal clincher for me.’ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I didn't know Auschwitz did a calendar. It only had a three year run, then the sales figures tanked. Joe Stalin found it hilarious. His ‘Gulag Girls’ calendar was a No.1 bestseller long after Adolfs ‘Auschwitz Wives’ went up the chimney in a puff of smoke forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: It only had a three year run, then the sales figures tanked. Joe Stalin found it hilarious. His ‘Gulag Girls’ calendar was a No.1 bestseller long after Adolfs ‘Auschwitz Wives’ went up the chimney in a puff of smoke forever. Babes Of Belsen Treblinka Totty Saucy Sobibor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Babes Of Belsen Treblinka Totty Saucy Sobibor Kosher Kittens go wild in the showers. Passover pussy party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 52 minutes ago, King Billy said: Schindlers Fist. 'Debbie Does Dachau' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 And here is a beauty who likes to have sex with an alien from Andromeda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: And here is a beauty who likes to have sex with an alien from Andromeda You need to elaborate Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You need to elaborate Pen. It was in the Daily Star .. she had a one night stand with an alien from Andromeda and he told her that he was going to come back to collect her, apparently. She has now packed her bags and is waiting for him to collect her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 20 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: It was in the Daily Star .. she had a one night stand with an alien from Andromeda and he told her that he was going to come back to collect her, apparently. She has now packed her bags and is waiting for him to collect her. Fucking fruitcake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Babes Of Belsen Treblinka Totty Saucy Sobibor Zyklon cum sluts 3 SS Bukkake arse rape Fuhrer fists kike dikes Rattys DVD collection… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Zyklon cum sluts 3 SS Bukkake arse rape Fuhrer fists kike dikes Rattys DVD collection… And just to stop any accusations of homo phobia...Mein Camp. The early days of the Turd Reich. Also Shitzkrieg and the Pansy tank mincer movement explained by Joseph Gerbils and Helmut Brown. Free arselick capsule with every copy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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