Ulrika Jonsson, 53, strips completely NAKED to 'bare all' for men's mental health campaign

[nocti]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Zyklon cum sluts 3

SS Bukkake arse rape

Fuhrer fists kike dikes

Rattys DVD collection…

 

23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Babes Of Belsen

Treblinka Totty

Saucy Sobibor

You can get most of these on Auschflix now. Ask Ratty nicely and he'll give you his login.

[Wolfie]

Whatever happened to the slightly naive, middle-class, semi-Swedish sophisticated weather girl? What a promiscuous, cumfarting slag she's morphed into. Shame.

[ProfB]

On 20/06/2021 at 20:57, nocti said:

I fucking warned you lot.

👍 

[Eddie]

On 20/06/2021 at 17:47, ProfB said:

EUREKA, I've added Ulrika.

Ta Mrs Roots for advising.

Love ProfB xxx

 

Her head and neck are a different colour to the rest of her, dont think even Neil would, but then again...

[Miles]

21 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Her head and neck are a different colour to the rest of her, dont think even Neil would, but then again...

He would.

[ProfB]

 

Ulrika topping up her tan & helping men's mental health.

love ProfB xxx

 

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, ProfB said:

Ulrika topping up her tan & helping men's mental health.

That's not helping MY mental health. I'm going to have nightmares now about being given a stump job by a quadruple amputee.

[ProfB]

Ulrika is a woman of mysteries - where the heck have her knockers gone?

Her necks is sometimes a bit stretched.

 

Prob just a bad photo, she has a big smile & doesn't give a toss what corner members or anyone thinks. 

When someone doesn't give a flying 🦊 what folk thing, they are to be admired.

They have risen above crap & bollock.

 

 

[ProfB]

49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's not helping MY mental health. I'm going to have nightmares now about being given a stump job by a quadruple amputee.

It say's 'Let's Play' near her fanny - play what? 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, ProfB said:

 

Ulrika topping up her tan & helping men's mental health.

love ProfB xxx

 

If that Bulldog turns his head to the left, he will be staring straight at another Bulldog, chewing custard.

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, ProfB said:

It say's 'Let's Play' near her fanny - play what? 

Hide 'n' run.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, ProfB said:

 

Ulrika topping up her tan & helping men's mental health.

love ProfB xxx

 

That's Frank, you berk. 

[Stubby Pecker]

28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If that Bulldog turns his head to the left, he will be staring straight at another Bulldog, chewing custard.

I’m sure the pooch could chow down on her beef curtains for a good half hour without making a make or her felling it 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’m sure the pooch could chow down on her beef curtains for a good half hour without making a make or her felling it 

Oh yesssss! 

[Eric Cuntman]

58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Oh yesssss! 

I love that little Bulldog that does skateboarding in the advert.

[ProfB]

36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I love that little Bulldog that does skateboarding in the advert.

Churchill?

He's very skilled, is it the same dog?

I assume so! 

[Eric Cuntman]

15 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Churchill?

He's very skilled, is it the same dog?

I assume so! 

The same one who goes down the bumpy fairground slide on a coconut mat.

[King Billy]

3 hours ago, ProfB said:

 

Ulrika topping up her tan & helping men's mental health.

love ProfB xxx

 

Those land mines are a cunt. The dog must be wondering why her flip flops aren’t there anymore.