Ulrika Jonsson, 53, strips completely NAKED to 'bare all' for men's mental health campaign

[Goober]

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Don't get too pissed too soon and fall asleep before the Scotland comedy show tonight.

Unwarranted pessimism there, Baws. 

This doesn't mean that Scotland have suddenly developed an ability to play football, it simply means that England are fucking dreadful, as always. 

[ProfB]

On 17/06/2021 at 18:38, Eric Cuntman said:

But Stubby.. ProfB loves you.xxx

Eric, I do love Stubbs, but why hasn't anyone uploaded the pic of Urika bollock naked to the corner?

Love ProfB xxx

[ProfB]

EUREKA, I've added Ulrika.

Ta Mrs Roots for advising.

Love ProfB xxx

 

[cuntspotter]

Jesus H Christ.

[ProfB]

17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Jesus H Christ.

Your expression Spotto, looks like you've just seen Ulrika bollock naked with a barrow, wearing welligogs.

Love ProfB xxx

 

 

[ProfB]

I would like to see Ulrika with her garden hosepipe.

🤭 

[Stubby Pecker]

45 minutes ago, ProfB said:

EUREKA, I've added Ulrika.

Ta Mrs Roots for advising.

Love ProfB xxx

 

Fucking Christ on a bike 

It looks like her head is oversized and totally out of proportion with her body. Possibly the side effects of being fucked rotten by approx 10% of the UKs male population. Indeed, there may still be remnants of spunk deposited in the 90 dribbling down her inner thigh as we speak 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fucking Christ on a bike 

It looks like her head is oversized and totally out of proportion with her body. Possibly the side effects of being fucked rotten by approx 10% of the UKs male population. Indeed, there may still be remnants of spunk deposited in the 90 dribbling down her inner thigh as we speak 

I didn't know Auschwitz did a calendar.

[camberwell gypsy]

57 minutes ago, ProfB said:

EUREKA, I've added Ulrika.

Ta Mrs Roots for advising.

Love ProfB xxx

 

Someone's superimposed her head on Iggy Pop's body 

[Eric Cuntman]

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Someone's superimposed her head on Iggy Pop's body 

It's safe to assume the wheelbarrow isn't for carrying her lunch.

[camberwell gypsy]

38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's safe to assume the wheelbarrow isn't for carrying her lunch.

Her tits look like 2 panadols on an ironing board. 

[ProfB]

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Her tits look like 2 panadols on an ironing board. 

i cannot see her tits. that's her bracelet. I think a pearl not panadol.

Love ProfB XXX

[nocti]

I fucking warned you lot.

[King Billy]

3 hours ago, ProfB said:

 

“So Mr. Panzernacker, what was it that attracted you to the future Mrs. Panz when you first saw her ‘Plenty of fish’ photo?”

’Aw come on now, who could resist such a gorgeous girl? And the wellies and wheelbarrow were a deal clincher for me.’

[King Billy]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I didn't know Auschwitz did a calendar.

It only had a three year run, then the sales figures tanked. 

Joe Stalin found it hilarious. His ‘Gulag Girls’ calendar was a No.1 bestseller long after Adolfs ‘Auschwitz Wives’ went up the chimney in a puff of smoke forever.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

It only had a three year run, then the sales figures tanked. 

Joe Stalin found it hilarious. His ‘Gulag Girls’ calendar was a No.1 bestseller long after Adolfs ‘Auschwitz Wives’ went up the chimney in a puff of smoke forever.

Babes Of Belsen

Treblinka Totty

Saucy Sobibor

[King Billy]

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Babes Of Belsen

Treblinka Totty

Saucy Sobibor

Kosher Kittens go wild in the showers.

Passover pussy party.

[King Billy]

Schindlers Fist.

[Eric Cuntman]

52 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Schindlers Fist.

'Debbie Does Dachau'

[Miles]

And here is a beauty who likes to have sex with an alien from Andromeda

[camberwell gypsy]

5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

And here is a beauty who likes to have sex with an alien from Andromeda

You need to elaborate Pen.

[Miles]

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You need to elaborate Pen.

It was in the Daily Star .. she had a one night stand with an alien from Andromeda and he told her that he was going to come back to collect her, apparently. She has now packed her bags and is waiting for him to collect her.

[camberwell gypsy]

20 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

It was in the Daily Star .. she had a one night stand with an alien from Andromeda and he told her that he was going to come back to collect her, apparently. She has now packed her bags and is waiting for him to collect her.

Fucking fruitcake 

[Stubby Pecker]

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Babes Of Belsen

Treblinka Totty

Saucy Sobibor

Zyklon cum sluts 3

SS Bukkake arse rape

Fuhrer fists kike dikes

Rattys DVD collection…

[King Billy]

28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Zyklon cum sluts 3

SS Bukkake arse rape

Fuhrer fists kike dikes

Rattys DVD collection…

And just to stop any accusations of homo phobia...Mein Camp. The early days of the Turd Reich. Also Shitzkrieg and the Pansy tank mincer movement explained by Joseph Gerbils and Helmut Brown. Free arselick capsule with every copy.