Ulrika Jonsson, 53, strips completely NAKED to 'bare all' for men's mental health campaign

[ProfB]

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[Dyslexic cnut]

8 minutes ago, ProfB said:

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A subject close to your heart is it you deranged twat?

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

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An Italian guy, a Mexican guy and a Chinese guy are hired to do some construction labor. The Foreman pulls them together and says, “I need you three to move this big pile of sand to the other side of the jobsite.”

He tells the Italian,”You’re in charge of shoveling the sand into the wheelbarrow.” He points at the Mexican. “You’re in charge of taking the sand to the other side and dumping it.” And he tells the Chinese guy, “The equipment is over there. You’re in charge of the supplies.”

“Now, I’ll be back in an hour. Get to work!”

When he returns, the Italian and the Mexican are still standing there and the Chinese guy is missing. “What the hell?”, says the Foreman. “Why haven’t you gotten started?”

The Italian says, “Wella, itsa like dis, boss”...”I donta hava no shovel!”

The Mexican says, “Senor! I no have el wheelbarrow!”

The Foreman says, “Ok but where’s the Chinese guy?”

At that moment, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, “Supplies!”

[ProfB]

🤭 

[nocti]

If you saw the picture without context, you'd be forgiven for thinking that Iggy Pop had landed the starring role in a George A Romero film remake.

Quite ironic that it's for mental health. I've developed PTSD after seeing that. Rough as fuck and no mistake. 

[King Billy]

51 minutes ago, nocti said:

If you saw the picture without context, you'd be forgiven for thinking that Iggy Pop had landed the starring role in a George A Romero film remake.

Quite ironic that it's for mental health. I've developed PTSD after seeing that. Rough as fuck and no mistake. 

John Leslie must be thinking.. Glad I’m not just getting round to her now.

[Decimus]

1 hour ago, ProfB said:

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Don't get me wrong, Stan Collymore is an absolute fucking tosser of the first degree. He spent his entire career sulking and playing the race card, wasting his immense talent by making countless excuses about how hard done by he was. If it wasn't fake racist abuse, it was addictions to dogging, gambling and alcohol.

But all that aside, and despite the fact that he was a weak fucking cunt, it's a piss take that Ulrika is now advocating male mental health after what she did to the poor cunt over 20 years ago.

France '98 saw her in a bar with her tits quite literally out, surrounded by aggressively racist Scotland fans. This was Stan's bird at the time, and he entered the bar to be confronted by this ugly, liver spotted slag in the middle of a group of ginger Celtic cunts screaming racist abuse at poor Stan. 

I don't blame him for giving her a slap,but I definitely blame her for trying to ruin his career on the back of acting like the complete fucking whore that she was and is well known to be.

 

[Goober]

Even in her prime I imagined her labia resembling a couple of out of date 24oz rump steaks. 

Now I just wonder, whilst trying not to regurgitate my most recent meal, how many times a day she has to peel her lips off her knees.

[Eric Cuntman]

13 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Don't get me wrong, Stan Collymore is an absolute fucking tosser of the first degree. He spent his entire career sulking and playing the race card, wasting his immense talent by making countless excuses about how hard done by he was. If it wasn't fake racist abuse, it was addictions to dogging, gambling and alcohol.

But all that aside, and despite the fact that he was a weak fucking cunt, it's a piss take that Ulrika is now advocating male mental health after what she did to the poor cunt over 20 years ago.

France '98 saw her in a bar with her tits quite literally out, surrounded by aggressively racist Scotland fans. This was Stan's bird at the time, and he entered the bar to be confronted by this ugly, liver spotted slag in the middle of a group of ginger Celtic cunts screaming racist abuse at poor Stan. 

I don't blame him for giving her a slap,but I definitely blame her for trying to ruin his career on the back of acting like the complete fucking whore that she was and is well known to be.

 

The title of this nomination begins 'Ulrika Johnson 53...'

Is that how many ounces she weighs now?

[Last Cunt Standing]

Scroll down the page and she makes reference to being in the midst of a sexual awakening. Given she is famously liberal with her affection, I can only assume she’s running train in service station toilets these days. 

[Goober]

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Scroll down the page and she makes reference to being in the midst of a sexual awakening. Given she is famously liberal with her affection, I can only assume she’s running train in service station toilets these days. 

I can't say I read that far down the article, but fucking hell. Given what's gone before one can only assume she's broadening her horizons to other species. 

[Neil]

What a fucking dog. Whatever it is she's wearing it needs ironing

[Roadkill]

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Everyone gets a limit on the amount of images they can upload directly from their hard drives - it can be worked around by copy and pasting the image URL. Why do you have this picture on your hard drive, Prof?

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Everyone gets a limit on the amount of images they can upload directly from their hard drives - it can be worked around by copy and pasting the image URL. Why do you have this picture on your hard drive, Prof?

She thought it was frank.

[camberwell gypsy]

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Ming has more meat on her. 

[Rev]

I'd still fuck the piss out of her.

Hope this helps.

Stan Collymore's a cunt.

[Hokey Gingers]

Probably bull-able i suppose Rev, still, you have to wonder how Lopez does it. Perhaps it`s diet and exercise but that woman looks to have a body a 25yr would die for.

She can`t hold on to a fella though. This is a 2021 pic. She`s 51. Damn..

[and]

Apparently she's a mother of four, and can't you tell?

Still, I'd be reasonably happy if my stomach was as flat as that!

[ProfB]

9 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said:

Probably bull-able i suppose Rev, still, you have to wonder how Lopez does it. Perhaps it`s diet and exercise but that woman looks to have a body a 25yr would die for.

She can`t hold on to a fella though. This is a 2021 pic. She`s 51. Damn..

HOW COME YOU CAN POST BIG PICS BUT I AM BLOCKED?

That ain't Eureka is it?

Nice shades, no 'gap' - always a good thing?

[King Billy]

23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Ming has more meat on her. 

I saw Ming today. She was fast asleep in the ‘Oriental Meals’ freezer in Iceland. Frank was lurking behind the BOGOF bin like the filthy balding little skeletal pimp he’s always dreamed of being but never managed to achieve.

[King Billy]

3 hours ago, ProfB said:

HOW COME YOU CAN POST BIG PICS BUT I AM BLOCKED?

Because you’re a fucking moron? 

[Mrs Roops]

8 hours ago, ProfB said:

HOW COME YOU CAN POST BIG PICS BUT I AM BLOCKED?

That ain't Eureka is it?

Nice shades, no 'gap' - always a good thing?

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[Dyslexic cnut]

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4/ Fuck off back to Rampton.

[Stubby Pecker]

52 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

4/ Fuck off back to Rampton.

5/ Drink a pint of drain cleaner

[Dyslexic cnut]

9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

5/ Drink a pint of drain cleaner

Joking aside, what is this fucking mental defective doing on here? It’s far more disturbed than Harold and needs fucking off by Admin. It’s impressive in so much as it must be difficult to type whilst wearing a straightjacket, but that’s about it really.