Guest judgetwi Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Apparently a load of smart professor bastards are proposing to go on strike because some statue on the side of some building really upsets them and makes them want to cry like girls. Now, I could be wrong about this, but that statue was there when they applied for the job, when they had an interview and when they accepted the job, went home and scrubbed their brown tongues wasn’t it? So how come it’s taken all this time for these two bob little cocksuckers to decide that they can’t work in the shadow of this mental elf threatening statue? I’ve no fucking idea but then I ain’t no Oxford smarty pants Professor am I? I’m just a cunt so what the fuck do I know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Apparently a load of smart professor bastards are proposing to go on strike because some statue on the side of some building really upsets them and makes them want to cry like girls. Now, I could be wrong about this, but that statue was there when they applied for the job, when they had an interview and when they accepted the job, went home and scrubbed their brown tongues wasn’t it? So how come it’s taken all this time for these two bob little cocksuckers to decide that they can’t work in the shadow of this mental elf threatening statue? I’ve no fucking idea but then I ain’t no Oxford smarty pants Professor am I? I’m just a cunt so what the fuck do I know? Apparently they are going to erect a statue of Vera Lynn. Don't know where, don't know when. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 52 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Apparently they are going to erect a statue of Vera Lynn. Don't know where, don't know when. They have a statue of the man who developed camouflage. But nobody knows where it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: They have a statue of the man who developed camouflage. But nobody knows where it is. A Saudi prince requested that naked statues be covered up while he was visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 My experience of so called smart types at universities is that they know their chosen subject, verbatim. They haven't got a fucking clue about modern life and lack even a carbon nanotube of common sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 There are two Physicists amongst them - probably want to decolonise gravity. Maybe they should replace the Rhodes statue with one of Ronald McDonald. After all when the students have cancelled all history and any chance of actually learning anything, Ronald will be their future employer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Directly across from the statue in question in Oriel Square, sits Oxford’s largest college, which is basically a big Henry VIII fuck you to the Pope and all things Catholic. It’s a while since I was in Oxford, but I’d be surprised to hear the Christ Church Dons at High Table discussing whether they need to sell the Holbein of old ‘Enry and spend the proceeds on reparations to the Vatican. It’s interesting which causes gain traction, isn’t it? I increasingly feel like Western civilisation hasn’t got long, with all this navel gazing shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Directly across from the statue in question in Oriel Square, sits Oxford’s largest college, which is basically a big Henry VIII fuck you to the Pope and all things Catholic. It’s a while since I was in Oxford, but I’d be surprised to hear the Christ Church Dons at High Table discussing whether they need to sell the Holbein of old ‘Enry and spend the proceeds on reparations to the Vatican. It’s interesting which causes gain traction, isn’t it? I increasingly feel like Western civilisation hasn’t got long, with all this navel gazing shite. Have they got some left? My hallway wall looks rather barren at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Have they got some left? My hallway wall looks rather barren at the moment. Baron Hallway. A proper toff if I’m not mistaken. God bless his ermine socks and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 And there’s some other Oxford student cunts who have voted to take down the portrait of Her Maj because it reminds them of Colonialism and makes them cry. Apparently the leader of these nancies is a Yank called Kravatz. Now, I hate Antisemitism, as everyone knows, 🇮🇱 but this little American, rich Jewboy really needs to fuck off to his own country. Fuck off cunt, we’ve got David Baddiel we don’t need you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: And there’s some other Oxford student cunts who have voted to take down the portrait of Her Maj because it reminds them of Colonialism and makes them cry. Apparently the leader of these nancies is a Yank called Kravatz. Now, I hate Antisemitism, as everyone knows, 🇮🇱 but this little American, rich Jewboy really needs to fuck off to his own country. Fuck off cunt, we’ve got David Baddiel we don’t need you. We gave them Oliver Sacks who was a chutney ferret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: And there’s some other Oxford student cunts who have voted to take down the portrait of Her Maj because it reminds them of Colonialism and makes them cry. Apparently the leader of these nancies is a Yank called Kravatz. Now, I hate Antisemitism, as everyone knows, 🇮🇱 but this little American, rich Jewboy really needs to fuck off to his own country. Fuck off cunt, we’ve got David Baddiel we don’t need you. The cunt's only at Oxford because of daddy's millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 14, 2021 Report Share Posted June 14, 2021 On 13/06/2021 at 10:52, camberwell gypsy said: The cunt's only at Oxford because of daddy's millions. It’s their daddy’s millions that gives them the time and space to be a plastic Che Guevara, to care so very much about the planet they fuck up every day, to cry about the poor and dispossessed who they wouldn’t gob on if they were on fire. Money buys you a shitload of SJW points on social media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 On 14/06/2021 at 23:20, judgetwi said: a plastic Che Guevara Sasha Johnson’s beret is available on eBay for any reasonable offer. Slightly damaged/repairable. For sale due to unexpected illness. Please email your name and skin colour. Not available to white people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Sasha Johnson’s beret is available on eBay for any reasonable offer. Slightly damaged/repairable. For sale due to unexpected illness. Please email your name and skin colour. Not available to white people. Is it a raspberry beret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2021 Report Share Posted June 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is it a raspberry beret? Mmmm......Betty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Still waiting for these “traumatised” fuckwits to resign over this fucking statue that they were crying their eyes out about a couple of weeks ago. Presumably they are seeking professional help about their mental elf the fucking little soyboy cocksuckers. Fuck off wankers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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