King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: What brings you out from under your bridge, wanker? Cancer? Hopefully Long Cancer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hopefully Long Cancer. The bad AIDS and the polio are keeping the cancer at bay, in a classic example of "Three Stooges Syndrome". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hopefully Long Cancer. He’s had terminal cancer for 7 cunting years and every variety of AIDS since the early 80s. I fear only a head shot will kill him- let’s face it, aiming for his center mass would be like trying to hit a pipe cleaner at 1000 yards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I fear only a head shot will kill him- let’s face it, aiming for his center mass would be like trying to hit a pipe cleaner at 1000 yards Imagine trying to swat his protozoan pencil dick from a distance of even ten centimetres. I doubt even Luke Skywalker on a life or death mission could lock on to that particular womp rat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He’s had terminal cancer for 7 cunting years and every variety of AIDS since the early 80s. I fear only a head shot will kill him- let’s face it, aiming for his center mass would be like trying to hit a pipe cleaner at 1000 yards 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Imagine trying to swat his protozoan pencil dick from a distance of even ten centimetres. I doubt even Luke Skywalker on a life or death mission could lock on to that particular womp rat. "You shoot the rope... eh, blondie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: "You shoot the rope... eh, blondie?" Whats Mike fucking D got to do with it? Clint Eastwood 91 today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: let’s face it, aiming for his center mass would be like trying to hit a pipe cleaner at 1000 yards Eric will have a telescopic sight more than up to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Eric will have a telescopic sight more than up to it. I could manage up to 400 yards. I'm not Bob Lee Swagger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I could manage up to 400 yards. I'm not Bob Lee Swagger. I made my own sight from a fairy liquid bottle and some sticky backed plastic. I ducktaped it onto my sawn off blunderbuss. Fucking useless. Last time I’m watching Blue Peter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Whats Mike fucking D got to do with it? Clint Eastwood 91 today. ‘Go ahead Punk. Make my birthday’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Go ahead Punk. Make my birthday’. Imagine a 'blacked over' remake of 'Dirty Harry'. "dis is a Tec-9. Da most powerful handgun in da hood. In all dat excitement, I lost count.. was it 379 shots or 380? Well, is you feeling lucky blud?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine a 'blacked over' remake of 'Dirty Harry'. "dis is a Tec-9. Da most powerful handgun in da hood. In all dat excitement, I lost count.. was it 379 shots or 380? Well, is you feeling lucky blud?" ‘This is the most powerful bread knife in the world. The Victorinox .44 calibre. My mum got it from TK Maxx. Go ahead Blad. Make my day.’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 14 hours ago, Frank said: Ridiculous new avatar. Stupid fucking gimp. I think it’s a subtle prod at @judgetwi but I might be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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