King Billy Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 On 31/05/2021 at 00:41, judgetwi said: Jesus Fucking Christ!! The Ruskies and the Chinkies must be pissing their pants ‘You stay away from here you Commie cunts or I swear Ill lick your fanny’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's the only technique worth a toss. Unless you've only got one arm. The other one got accidentally blown off when I was holding the fucking gun sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: The other one got accidentally blown off when I was holding the fucking gun sideways. Must've been very windy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Must've been very windy. Slight breeze. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not in the slightest. It will work sideways, upside down or underwater. And the other myth is that it cuts down recoil... absolute bollocks, the only thing that reduces recoil is less propellant charge, a floating breech or a gas flow compensator near the end of the barrel. Can I ask; do you ever stand in front of a mirror and say "You looking at me"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I ask; do you ever stand in front of a mirror and say "You looking at me"? No, but I did once rescue Jodie Foster from Harvey Keitel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Above my pay grade. I do remember an assault course which some tit allowed novices to complete with 303 Remington pumps, live! Until someone lost their foot. He was ‘tanned’ so, all good. Ouch, I bet that stung a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 15 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Ouch, I bet that stung a bit. Prof B will not sting you Spotto XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Prof B will not sting you Spotto XXX Immolate yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 2, 2021 Report Share Posted June 2, 2021 Tom ‘Spunky Trunks’ Daley just featured on ITV news. How he can’t wait to compete at the Tokyo Olympics. But then the story moved on to how competing in ‘top level sport’ (2012 bronze medal) pales into insignificance compared to the most important things in his life, which ITV and the little gimp faced bender then informed us eager viewers were his ‘husband’ and child, which presumably fell out of one of their anuses as no other explanation was offered. I must say I was ecstatic to hear this great news story and so reassured to know that ITV will keep me up to date with any important new breaking news. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 On 02/06/2021 at 23:07, King Billy said: Tom ‘Spunky Trunks’ Daley just featured on ITV news. How he can’t wait to compete at the Tokyo Olympics. But then the story moved on to how competing in ‘top level sport’ (2012 bronze medal) pales into insignificance compared to the most important things in his life, which ITV and the little gimp faced bender then informed us eager viewers were his ‘husband’ and child, which presumably fell out of one of their anuses as no other explanation was offered. I must say I was ecstatic to hear this great news story and so reassured to know that ITV will keep me up to date with any important new breaking news. I hope it gets kidnapped by screaming lezzers while the cunt’s falling off diving boards and tearing his hoop asunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: falling off diving boards and tearing his hoop asunder. Synchronised bumming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 On 02/06/2021 at 23:07, King Billy said: Tom ‘Spunky Trunks’ Daley just featured on ITV news. How he can’t wait to compete at the Tokyo Olympics. But then the story moved on to how competing in ‘top level sport’ (2012 bronze medal) pales into insignificance compared to the most important things in his life, which ITV and the little gimp faced bender then informed us eager viewers were his ‘husband’ and child, which presumably fell out of one of their anuses as no other explanation was offered. I must say I was ecstatic to hear this great news story and so reassured to know that ITV will keep me up to date with any important new breaking news. Used in the boozer tonight...cheers Bill... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Used in the boozer tonight...cheers Bill... Remind me not to go to your local if they let you in wearing those. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Synchronised bumming. I'd wondered about those weird fixed grins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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