Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What about this @Eric CuntmanCuntman? https://images.app.goo.gl/hmTsNVg6oGwKN3oP9 No thanks. AIDS and a haddock sluice that would make a seagull puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Some chubbers are fuckable. A younger Vanessa Feltz had something about her. Obviously before she was polluted by that failed pop star um-bongo cunt. Horses for courses, Eric. I'm too shallow to find fat fuckers alluring. There was always plenty of thin attractive talent available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 50 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: As a self confessed fat cunt are you in denial Neil? Are you also in denial about your Aids diagnosis? How many poor women have you Not many,most of them are filthy rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What about this @Eric CuntmanCuntman? https://images.app.goo.gl/hmTsNVg6oGwKN3oP9 This why noirs have big cocks,there stomachs would be slapping on that arse and the tip wouldn't even reach her ring piece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, Goober said: Horses for courses, Eric. I'm too shallow to find fat fuckers alluring. There was always plenty of thin attractive talent available. I've always subscribed to the theory that the one thing you won't be thinking on your deathbed is.. "I wish I'd had less sex". I'll try anything once. Except bumming and noncing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Not many,most of them are filthy rich. I've found the rich/posh one's are usually the dirtiest/kinkiest etc, and the poor/trash types are boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always subscribed to the theory that the one thing you won't be thinking on your deathbed is.. "I wish I'd had less sex". I'll try anything once. Except bumming and noncing. I suspect many AIDS victims thought just that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, Goober said: I suspect many AIDS victims thought just that. I meant humans. Not deviant aberrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This isn't helped by so called celebrities who display themselves as being fat is acceptable and what they chose, you know like Gemma Collins and Alison Hammond who I hate in equal measure (I'm not racist). In my opinion there should be a tax on fat fuckers clothing, you know if your waist size is more than 6 inches greater than your inside leg measurement or you need a 44B bra. While we on the subject of fat bastards and their enormous wear & tear liability, we may need to add the following extra tax to: 1. footwear, 2. washing detergent, 3. mattresses, 4. chairs and sofas, 5. carpeting, 6. tyres, 7. toiletries, 8. toilet paper, 9. pain killers, 10. other medicines. It goes without saying, the cunts consume thousands of calories on a daily basis and excrete a related amount of gases and waste, so let’s double their water rates, while we are at it. In general, the fuckers have probably second largest footprint behind the royals and Bill Gates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember one character who used to turn up for my diabetes clinic a few years back who was at least 6 stone overweight, who I would see out and about who was always munching away on something. He would even sit in the waiting room with a family size bag of revels or Maltesers. He knew he was overweight but he seriously couldn't give a fuck. Found out couple of weeks ago he had a massive stroke and died. 39 years old. This scenario would be perfect; lazy fat cunts simply dropping dead due to their pointless fucking lifestyles. However, this is rarely the case. Due to advanced medicine and the duty of care system these blobs of shite can be kept alive to a ripe old age, unable to work living only to suck the state dry. If you’re a fatty and have received some help from the NHS but are too fucking weak to follow it through, then pay for your own hospital care. I’m fact, set up private hospitals just for this reason 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, White Cunt said: While we on the subject of fat bastards and their enormous wear & tear liability, we may need to add the following extra tax to: 1. footwear, 2. washing detergent, 3. mattresses, 4. chairs and sofas, 5. carpeting, 6. tyres, 7. toiletries, 8. toilet paper, 9. pain killers, 10. other medicines. It goes without saying, the cunts consume thousands of calories on a daily basis and excrete a related amount of gases and waste, so let’s double their water rates, while we are at it. In general, the fuckers have probably second largest footprint behind the royals and Bill Gates. Killing the fatties could be a great way of carbon offsetting Modern life fucking disgusts me in many ways. The planet is going to shite yet these fat cunts consume more in a year than 20 African fuckers. The NHS spends £££s every year on special bariatric XXXL chairs for fat cunts that’ll take up to 300kg- that’s almost 4 of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The planet is going to shite yet these fat cunts consume more in a year than 20 African fuckers. 'Let them eat Africans.' -Marie AntoinEric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Killing the fatties could be a great way of carbon offsetting Modern life fucking disgusts me in many ways. The planet is going to shite yet these fat cunts consume more in a year than 20 African fuckers. The NHS spends £££s every year on special bariatric XXXL chairs for fat cunts that’ll take up to 300kg- that’s almost 4 of me When the cunts don’t fit the hospital scanners, they get a free trip to a zoo. https://www.theguardian.com/society/blog/2013/may/17/scanner-zoos-equipment-animals-obese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, White Cunt said: When the cunts don’t fit the hospital scanners, they get a free trip to a zoo. https://www.theguardian.com/society/blog/2013/may/17/scanner-zoos-equipment-animals-obese The world is totally fucked It they’re too bloody fat to fit in the scanner then no fucking scan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: The world is totally fucked It they’re too bloody fat to fit in the scanner then no fucking scan I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The NHS spends £££s every year on special bariatric XXXL chairs for fat cunts that’ll take up to 300kg- that’s almost 4 of me Or 7 Franks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Where's the jug-eared, Fatty when you want a first hand expert opinion on his specialist subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The world is totally fucked It they’re too bloody fat to fit in the scanner then no fucking scan And this problem is everywhere. https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/super-obese-patients-scanned-at-vet-hospital/news-story/d2572f57b9cef4c87c2689b7b4be0fc1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Where's the jug-eared, Fatty when you want a first hand expert opinion on his specialist subject? Being measured for a triple xl, bespoke body bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No thanks. AIDS and a haddock sluice that would make a seagull puke. Ok then what about this? 😂 https://images.app.goo.gl/N9QBoST56B72EBwn7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 57 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: This scenario would be perfect; lazy fat cunts simply dropping dead due to their pointless fucking lifestyles. However, this is rarely the case. Due to advanced medicine and the duty of care system these blobs of shite can be kept alive to a ripe old age, unable to work living only to suck the state dry. If you’re a fatty and have received some help from the NHS but are too fucking weak to follow it through, then pay for your own hospital care. I’m fact, set up private hospitals just for this reason It's not just the DM2, it's the high cholesterol, the Hypertension, arterial sclerosis, fatty liver and fuck loads of other things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: This scenario would be perfect; lazy fat cunts simply dropping dead due to their pointless fucking lifestyles. However, this is rarely the case. Due to advanced medicine and the duty of care system these blobs of shite can be kept alive to a ripe old age, unable to work living only to suck the state dry. If you’re a fatty and have received some help from the NHS but are too fucking weak to follow it through, then pay for your own hospital care. I’m fact, set up private hospitals just for this reason You can't say "you're too fat" as it can give them a complex😣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Ok then what about this? 😂 https://images.app.goo.gl/N9QBoST56B72EBwn7 Harvey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Killing the fatties could be a great way of carbon offsetting Modern life fucking disgusts me in many ways. The planet is going to shite yet these fat cunts consume more in a year than 20 African fuckers. The NHS spends £££s every year on special bariatric XXXL chairs for fat cunts that’ll take up to 300kg- that’s almost 4 of me You spelt 'villages' wrong. It should read '20 African vilages'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 37 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Ok then what about this? 😂 https://images.app.goo.gl/N9QBoST56B72EBwn7 PHWOOOOAAAAR! 😍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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