camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: A predictable quip from the site's leading nom-shy troll, who these days appears to have nothing more in the locker other than attempting to derail discussions. Still, at least you triggered the chemical compound which activates laughter in Gyppo's walnut-sized brain. Lol😂 You what? Oi fuck off😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: A predictable quip from the site's leading nom-shy troll, who these days appears to have nothing more in the locker other than attempting to derail discussions. Still, at least you triggered the chemical compound which activates laughter in Gyppo's walnut-sized brain. I find, even now, the Bucket of Flids and the Girl from Ipanema vids amusing. But I guess he was on the top of his game then and those days are long gone. He's a bit like Peter Beardsley, skilful player who could walk into any team in his prime, but now scrabbling around playing for Dulwich Hamlet reserves and regaling a bored dressing room of his glory days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 23 hours ago, Decimus said: It's strange, isn't it? The whole region has been a flash point of violence going back four thousand years. Considering it is an absolute desolate shit hole with scant resources (until the advent of humans utilising fossil fuels, that is) one wonders why countless civilisations have bothered spilling so much blood there. It's the geopolitical equivalent of two billionaires bludgeoning each other to death over a Gregg's sausage roll. If one goes back a few centuries the Middle East wasn’t the fly blown shit hole of dust and filth it is today. It was a much more watered region with wetlands, marshes, rivers etc- the former creatures that once lived there are testament to that, long since extinct of course. The land between the Tigris (tigers...) and the Euphrates was akin to a tropical rainforest with elephants, lions, all kinds of shit. Centuries of human agriculture, deforestation, drainage etc has turned the place into the desert of today. All the more reason to kill every man woman and child 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 22 hours ago, The Beast said: I am not minted, but I tend not to give a fuck about money. As long as there is food on the table, my children are clothed and I have a presence in their upbringing, nothing else matters to me. I probably had more money 10 years ago, because I would travel long distances and work away from home, all in pursuit of highly paid jobs. Right now I am more bothered about the knife that is at the throats of all decent white folk in England. White privilege, critical race theory, hate speech laws and the forthcoming laws concerning free speech on the internet. These things will make a big difference to my children’s future. So if a group of cunts all from the same Semitic tribe want to do what they have been doing for donkeys years, then leave them to it. The enemy is my midst, as far as I am concerned, is the duopoly political cabal that has squandered everything good about England, commodified everything in life and filled this country with some very undesirable foreigners. Fuck me proper, you don’t stick your oar in often but that just gave me the ‘orn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 On 19/05/2021 at 01:41, Decimus said: Frank, my farmers are giving me absolute jip tonight. My anus is swollen, puckered and itching intensely. If I lay on my side, even the gentle effect of gravity pulling my buttock against my ravaged arsehole is enough to have me wincing and squinting like Ming under a sun bed. As a man who has battled and beaten rectal cancer on 16 occasions, short of shoving my head up my arse in a similar manner to what you have been doing for the past five years, what would you recommend I do for relief? @Decimus, La Poste delivered a package to me this morning. The card enclosed says 'Un petit cadeau de Frank'. A tobacco pouch fabricated from one of Ming's shriveled breasts, and crammed full of Scaferlati Caporal. Frank is, without doubt, enigmatic, but I feel we are misjudging him. I'm moved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 There`s a coincidence Withered, he sent me a pencil case fashioned from Ming`s cock, the bigger one of the two...sewn in a YKK zip..say what you like about him, he never scrimped on quality. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: There`s a coincidence Withered, he sent me a pencil case fashioned from Ming`s cock, the bigger one of the two...sewn in a YKK zip..say what you like about him, he never scrimped on quality. Yes HG, he is truly in a class of his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: @Decimus, La Poste delivered a package to me this morning. The card enclosed says 'Un petit cadeau de Frank'. A tobacco pouch fabricated from one of Ming's shriveled breasts, and crammed full of Scaferlati Caporal. Frank is, without doubt, enigmatic, but I feel we are misjudging him. I'm moved. Under no circumstances smoke any of that shite. We all hate you withers but I'll be fucked if that cunt frank finishes you off. Send it back full of goose shit with added "cream" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Under no circumstances smoke any of that shite. We all hate you withers but I'll be fucked if that cunt frank finishes you off. Send it back full of goose shit with added "cream" What has he sent you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: What has he sent you? Good fucking point as he knows where I live of course. God I hope its an invite to one of his bunga bunga boat parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good fucking point as he knows where I live of course. God I hope its an invite to one of his bunga bunga boat parties. I’m at the Groucho with him in August, apparently. He’s asked me to wear ‘Bass Weejuns’...any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good fucking point as he knows where I live of course. God I hope its an invite to one of his bunga bunga boat parties. An invite to his own impending funeral would be even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: An invite to his own impending funeral would be even better. I wouldn't get too excited. Most of his "deaths" from cancer have culminated with him jumping out of the coffin as it's being lowered into the ground, shadow boxing with his wrinkled T-Rex arms along to the Rocky theme tune. Hopefully next time someone will wrap a spade around his perfectly round, little bald head and bury the cunt anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 @Frankis a gentleman .. i had coffee and carrot cake with him in the tea room at Cerne Abbas back in 2019. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: @Frankis a gentleman .. i had coffee and carrot cake with him in the tea room at Cerne Abbas back in 2019. We did indeed. And you’re a fine looking lady, Pen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: @Frankis a gentleman .. i had coffee and carrot cake with him in the tea room at Cerne Abbas back in 2019. Ah yes, the Cerne Abbas Giant. What an irony clearly lost on you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 22 minutes ago, Frank said: We did indeed. And you’re a fine looking lady, Pen. Just out of interest, was the circumference of one of Pen's wrists wider than your ankles combined? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt Blaster Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) Which ones am I supposed to be supporting then? Come on you blues! Errrm? Edited May 20, 2021 by Cunt Blaster I meant between Palestine and Israel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just out of interest, was the circumference of one Pen's wrists wider than your ankles combined? Wolfie .. one thing can be said and be true ..is that is that your mouth is wider than the entrance to the Severn Tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just out of interest, was the circumference of one Pen's wrists wider than your ankles combined? ‘Succinctly answered with a worthy addendum’. Jesus Christ Wolfie, I can’t get that out of my mind. What were you thinking? Gimpish little twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 23 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Wolfie .. one thing can be said and be true ..is that is that your mouth is wider than the entrance to the Severn Tunnel. I disagree. Nile Delta more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I disagree. Nile Delta more like. And now WC – one of just two on the site genuinely less entertaining than an empty plastic cup – has joined forces with Baldrick and the nouveau riche taxi-driving Greek pooftah. It's as though a trio of Athenian street dogs, each rabid, covered in scabs and limping on three legs, has teamed up for a kill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: @Frankis a gentleman .. i had coffee and carrot cake with him in the tea room at Cerne Abbas back in 2019. Not a walnut cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: ‘Succinctly answered with a worthy addendum’. Jesus Christ Wolfie, I can’t get that out of my mind. What were you thinking? Gimpish little twat. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: We did indeed. And you’re a fine looking lady, Pen. Well coming from a Bubble, that's hardly a compliment. You cunts will fuck anything with a pulse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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