Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 17 minutes ago, Goober said: Benders employed a not entirely dissimilar principle to prevent them dying from Arse Injected Death Syndrome. A bit of bicycle inner tube with a knot in the end as a suitably robust barrier to prevent transmission of a deadly virus when coughing a good dose of cock phlegm up another's chocolate drainpipe. Not 100% effective, but more so than I wished for. Cunt. I was enjoying this eclair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 47 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Normally, The Liaress likes to make a public announcement to flex her marmalade smothered muscles. I’ve not seen one. Naturally the marmalade would be La Vieja Fabrica marmalade. Frank Coopers and Robinsons Golden Shred not good enough for the Roops household. What a pretentious bullshitter she really is. Probably has her Vagisan delivered by Harrods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Naturally the marmalade would be La Vieja Fabrica marmalade. Frank Coopers and Robinsons Golden Shred not good enough for the Roops household. What a pretentious bullshitter she really is. Probably has her Vagisan delivered by Harrods. With a catapult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: You know all about my other reasons for being cautious in this situation I wasn't aware that your full-blown AIDS diagnosis had been made public. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. Tomorrow we will cover cartridge blowback and gas piston reloading cycles for semi and fully automatic weapons. God bless John Browning. Samuel Colt was a cunt. I thought of you today, Eric. It was a tender moment. 40+yard shot in a light westerly (6kts.) I dusted off The Gamo .22 ‘Varmint-hunter,’ which I believe you once had. No HW but get this. Two pidgeons despatched, mid-shag with one pellet. I inspected the carcass of the male and it had a primarily black head! I guess he went out happy and it saved the hen having to raise the chicks unsupported and draining the avian welfare budget for the next few years. Should I put this on my my new C.V? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is he coolered? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I thought of you today, Eric. It was a tender moment. 40+yard shot in a light westerly (6kts.) I dusted off The Gamo .22 ‘Varmint-hunter,’ which I believe you once had. No HW but get this. Two pidgeons despatched, mid-shag with one pellet. I inspected the carcass of the male and it had a primarily black head! I guess he went out happy and it saved the hen having to raise the chicks unsupported and draining the avian welfare budget for the next few years. Should I put this on my my new C.V? Contrived bullshit. Never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Naturally the marmalade would be La Vieja Fabrica marmalade. Frank Coopers and Robinsons Golden Shred not good enough for the Roops household. What a pretentious bullshitter she really is. Probably has her Vagisan delivered by Harrods. I did include a subtle dig at the superficiality of middle-class mores. Obviously too subtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Contrived bullshit. Never happened. You stay put boy. You're only showing off because Punkers isn't around to verbally take you apart. Now............fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rattled Now fuck off Btw: it's a frog you silly cunt Reading this entire thread, you’ve made a right cunt of yourself. I’d suggest leaving the abuse and vitriol to those who can actually pull it off without coming across as mentally weak, as you do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You stay put boy. You're only showing off because Punkers isn't around to verbally take you apart. Now............fuck off. Are you drunk? It would explain a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reading this entire thread, you’ve made a right cunt of yourself. I’d suggest leaving the abuse and vitriol to those who can actually pull it off without coming across as mentally weak, as you do. The only thing you know how to pull off is that tiny dinkle of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Are you drunk? It would explain a lot. Nope. Just enjoying myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nope. Just enjoying myself. What, exactly, are you enjoying doing? Is it making a complete cunt of yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The only thing you know how to pull off is that tiny dinkle of yours. Quite brilliant. That level of personal abuse might push me over the edge. I’d lay low for a day or 2 as those sick to the gills with your pointless, unfunny drivel are lining up the boot you right up your scabby old cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Quite brilliant. That level of personal abuse might push me over the edge. I’d lay low for a day or 2 as those sick to the gills with your pointless, unfunny drivel are lining up the boot you right up your scabby old cunt If you do go over the edge make sure there's nobody else on the bus when you drive it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What, exactly, are you enjoying doing? Is it making a complete cunt of yourself? Well you make a cunt of yourself everytime you come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 23 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Contrived bullshit. Never happened. Ok. Terence Stamp’s brother did sight the gun, but come on Uncle Ape, don’t hold that against me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well you make a cunt of yourself everytime you come on. 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Quite brilliant. That level of personal abuse might push me over the edge. I’d lay low for a day or 2 as those sick to the gills with your pointless, unfunny drivel are lining up the boot you right up your scabby old cunt Thanks @Stubby Pecker for the pre-constructed reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Thanks @Stubby Pecker for the pre-constructed reply. Who’s namedropping now, Cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 Well this has certainly devolved. And spread into multiple threads. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you do go over the edge make sure there's nobody else on the bus when you drive it 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well you make a cunt of yourself everytime you come on. Fellow members off CC: observe a master class of cutting wit and cunting that will torment the intended victims until death Schoolyard rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you do go over the edge make sure there's nobody else on the bus when you drive it I’m doing my best Gypps, but you’re not helping here if I’m being honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m doing my best Gypps, but you’re not helping here if I’m being honest. What defending myself? Shall I just flounce off in a flood of tears? I fucking started none of this and I'm not going to take a shitload of abuse from a gang of keyboard hardmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m doing my best Gypps, but you’re not helping here if I’m being honest. I'll tell you what DC I'll call a truce and not say a word but anymore of it and I'll carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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